If things don't go their way in next week's CL semi-final second leg ties, it is thought that Jose Mourinho will arrange for an alternative Champions League final tie, between Real Madrid and Schalke 04 at Bolton Wanderers' Reebok Stadium. It is b...
Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson has vowed to go one better than Jose Mourinho's Real Madrid by dropping the Premiership trophy under the tracks of a Challenger tank, should United fend off late title charges from rivals Chelsea and Arsenal.
Police in Zaragoza, Spain are hunting for a thief who has made off with a pile of black bin bags, stuffed with 500 Euro notes, from a convent in the city. Spanish detectives are puzzled as to how a group of nuns came to be in possession of so much...
Galicia, Spain - Anybody who'd ever worked for Roman Abramovich would know the feeling. After all, the man branded by Boavista coach Jaime Pacheco in 2007 as 'sick and mentally retarded' has to be a favorite of footie wackjobs. However last Fri...
Last night - Camp Nou, Barcelona, Catalunya - El Clasico - Barcelona v Real Madrid - The Special One, Jose Mourinho strolled confidently into Camp Nou, only to be found a few short hours later hiding in a kit bag as his team had been systematically t...
Despite continued denials from Manchester United officials to the contrary, the smart money down Sir Matt Busby Way seems to be on baldy Scouse striker Wayne Rooney departing to Real Madrid in the January transfer window. Insiders say that Sir Ale...
Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney could be on his way to Spanish giants Real Madrid in the January transfer window, if a bloke on a bus I was on today is to be believed. Rooney, 24, whose current contract expires in 2012, has appa...
Big Sam clearly's had a week to remember. Following allegations "he's ready to be the next Real Madrid manager", he added to the list of quotes by stating "they caught Blackpool napping," Big Sam, who during the match was in the Premier Inn Suites...
Even before the season starts, the drama has began in Madrid as this morning the club announce the sacking of their Portuguese coach Jose Mourinho It was at the end of May that the supremos at Real spotted Jose Mourinho as the perfect repla...
The latest development in Real Madrid's desperate effort to win their tenth champions league has not stop at bringing in Jose Mourinho, the Spanish giant have lined up a move to bring in Tiger Woods to Madrid. Woods, who had gone through several i...
Sources revealed today that Jose Mourinho has indeed quit as head coach of newly crowned European champions Inter Milan, but that he won't be going to Real Madrid after all. Because he's already signed a deal with newly relegated Portsmouth. It...
Jose Mourinho will lead out his Inter Milan side against Bayern Munich on Saturday to compete for the biggest prize in football. A coaching job at Real Madrid. First of all he needs his Italian side to defeat the German side in the final of tha...
Eerie goings on revealed in the world of professional football as Cristiano Ronaldo's career strangely echoes that of David Beckham. Beckham became a star at Manchester United, and won a Champion's League medal, as did Cristiano Ronaldo, who took...
A Pussy calling himself Skoob today panned teen-queens Miley Gomez and Selena Cyrus for being sluts Real. The pussy, Skoob, who by his own admission is a bit of a tosser, finally today plucked up the courage to challenge Hannah Louisiana star Sele...
There was a nasty surprise for the Galacticos of Real Madrid after the first day of pre season training. In the communal bath afterwards there was mass panic. Kack was clearly seen floating in the bath. Overpaid footballers fled as there were also si...
Football star Ronaldo has denied that his transfer from Manchester United to Real Madrid is all about money. At a press conference earlier today he denied that the transfer was for no other reason than he wanted to go to Madrid to that he could en...
Florentino Perez the President of Spanish giants and spendaholics Real Madrid has vowed to continue to splash the cash this summer. Not satisfied with twice breaking the world transfere record in quick succession Perez has apparently responded to New...
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