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Funny story: Rooney To Join Ronaldo At Real?

Rooney To Join Ronaldo At Real?

Despite continued denials from Manchester United officials to the contrary, the smart money down Sir Matt Busby Way seems to be on baldy Scouse striker Wayne Rooney departing to Real Madrid in the January transfer window. Insiders say that Sir Ale...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Real Madrid Latest

Wayne Rooney Real Madrid Latest

Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney could be on his way to Spanish giants Real Madrid in the January transfer window, if a bloke on a bus I was on today is to be believed. Rooney, 24, whose current contract expires in 2012, has appa...

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Funny story: Big Sam talks about managing Real Madrid, his new player and how he "caught Blackpool napping"

Big Sam talks about managing Real Madrid, his new player and how he "caught Blackpool napping"

Big Sam clearly's had a week to remember. Following allegations "he's ready to be the next Real Madrid manager", he added to the list of quotes by stating "they caught Blackpool napping," Big Sam, who during the match was in the Premier Inn Suites...

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Funny story: Real Madrid sack Jose Mourinho

Real Madrid sack Jose Mourinho

Even before the season starts, the drama has began in Madrid as this morning the club announce the sacking of their Portuguese coach Jose Mourinho It was at the end of May that the supremos at Real spotted Jose Mourinho as the perfect repla...

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Funny story: Real Madrid to sign Tiger Woods

Real Madrid to sign Tiger Woods

The latest development in Real Madrid's desperate effort to win their tenth champions league has not stop at bringing in Jose Mourinho, the Spanish giant have lined up a move to bring in Tiger Woods to Madrid. Woods, who had gone through several i...

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Funny story: Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For Portsmouth

Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For Portsmouth

Sources revealed today that Jose Mourinho has indeed quit as head coach of newly crowned European champions Inter Milan, but that he won't be going to Real Madrid after all. Because he's already signed a deal with newly relegated Portsmouth. It...

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Funny story: Jose Mourinho's Real of Fortune

Jose Mourinho's Real of Fortune

Jose Mourinho will lead out his Inter Milan side against Bayern Munich on Saturday to compete for the biggest prize in football. A coaching job at Real Madrid. First of all he needs his Italian side to defeat the German side in the final of tha...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Walks In Beckham's Shoes

Ronaldo Walks In Beckham's Shoes

Eerie goings on revealed in the world of professional football as Cristiano Ronaldo's career strangely echoes that of David Beckham. Beckham became a star at Manchester United, and won a Champion's League medal, as did Cristiano Ronaldo, who took...

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Funny story: Pussy Calls Miley Gomez And Selena Cyrus Real Sluts

Pussy Calls Miley Gomez And Selena Cyrus Real Sluts

A Pussy calling himself Skoob today panned teen-queens Miley Gomez and Selena Cyrus for being sluts Real. The pussy, Skoob, who by his own admission is a bit of a tosser, finally today plucked up the courage to challenge Hannah Louisiana star Sele...

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Funny story: Kack Found Floating In Real Madrid Bath

Kack Found Floating In Real Madrid Bath

There was a nasty surprise for the Galacticos of Real Madrid after the first day of pre season training. In the communal bath afterwards there was mass panic. Kack was clearly seen floating in the bath. Overpaid footballers fled as there were also si...

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Funny story: Ronaldo denies £80million transfer to Real Madrid is for the money

Ronaldo denies £80million transfer to Real Madrid is for the money

Football star Ronaldo has denied that his transfer from Manchester United to Real Madrid is all about money. At a press conference earlier today he denied that the transfer was for no other reason than he wanted to go to Madrid to that he could en...

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Funny story: Real Madrid to buy Newcastle United

Real Madrid to buy Newcastle United

Florentino Perez the President of Spanish giants and spendaholics Real Madrid has vowed to continue to splash the cash this summer. Not satisfied with twice breaking the world transfere record in quick succession Perez has apparently responded to New...

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Funny story: Insider Blows Lid On Ronaldo Real Deal

Insider Blows Lid On Ronaldo Real Deal

A Manchester United insider with close links to Doris, who makes the tea at Old Trafford today offered to 'blow the lid' off Cristiano Ronaldo's £80 million transfer to Real Madrid. All Alan Shackleton wanted for his earth-shattering story was sev...

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Funny story: Sir Alex In Amazing U-Turn

Sir Alex In Amazing U-Turn

In an amazing about turn, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed that he would sell Real Madrid (previously known as 'that mob') a virus after all. Ferguson, upset by the Spanish giants attempts to unsettle star striker Cristiano Ro...

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Funny story: Madrid team was not "Real" rages Platini

Madrid team was not "Real" rages Platini

Real Madrid found themselves at the centre of a scandal that could rock European football to its very core. They are accused of fielding a team of lookie-likies against Liverpool in the second leg of their champions league clash at Anfield on Tuesday...

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Funny story: Real Madrid deny they are a racist club

Real Madrid deny they are a racist club

As England prepare to face Spain in Sevilla, Real madrid have come out fighting against accusations that they are a racist club. The reason the game is being played in Seville and not in Madrid is because of monkey chanting against England's black...

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Funny story: Sport exclusive! Kaka is leaving Real Madrid!

Sport exclusive! Kaka is leaving Real Madrid!

Footballer Kaka IS leaving Real Madrid. Contrary to reports about his £100 million transfer to Manchester City Football Club with a half a million quid a week salary, we can exclusively reveal that he is in the process of a transfer to Tring Athl...

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