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Funny story: Gay rodents in NY jails love biting inmates penis!

Gay rodents in NY jails love biting inmates penis!

The case of a coloured prisoner having his penis bitten by a rodent whilst in the NY slammer called Nassau is causing a sensation in the US. The prisoner, Peter Solomon, claims he was sleeping when a "gay" rodent jumped out of his matress and star...

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Funny story: Britain Is Seriously Effed Off By An Incompetent Self Serving Government

Britain Is Seriously Effed Off By An Incompetent Self Serving Government

Where was the Con-Dem government today when the shit hit the fan? Do Nothing Dave and Nasty Nick retired behind the barricades, as the nation told them that they were basically no better than a bag of shit. As student protesters smashed windows in government buildings, including the Treasury, there was a resounding lack of response from this bunch of completely clueless cunts, who were elect...

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Funny story: Obama Confirms Rats, Claims Ship Seaworthy

Obama Confirms Rats, Claims Ship Seaworthy

It's getting hard to find empty boxes at the White House. A string of resignations among the President's inner circle has fueled speculation that the handwriting on the wall reads "Get out while you still can" and those who are able are taking heed.

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Funny story: Rastafarian Rats Raid Reno

Rastafarian Rats Raid Reno

Sparks, Nevada. Locals always wondered what the Revlon employees did at the factory building next to the old Harrah's Auto collection museum. The building has no windows and the employees, friendly enough, always said they were under contract not...

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Funny story: Rats Taking Over NYC, London Subways, Not Just Political Parties

Rats Taking Over NYC, London Subways, Not Just Political Parties

A new rat study by the combined underground transit systems in New York and London say that the rats are actually taking over the underground and that more must be done. John Denweir of New York Transportation stated that they, like London, have p...

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Funny story: Some People Don't Hate Us, NYC Rats Say

Some People Don't Hate Us, NYC Rats Say

Like their human counterparts, New York City rats are both bold and clever. That was proven this week, when the rats took steps in damage control after there was some press about new ways to handle rodent infestation in the subway. The little creatu...

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Funny story: EU Council of Rodents Declares Amnesty On Rats to Encourage Understanding and Enforce Health & Safety!

EU Council of Rodents Declares Amnesty On Rats to Encourage Understanding and Enforce Health & Safety!

In yet another show of humanity, the EU Council of Rodents declared a life time amnesty on previous efforts to eradicate the rodents by banning any type of anticoagulants in trying to control the disease carrying pests! Saying that some ingredient...

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Funny story: ITV facing prosecution over dead rat in studio kitchen

ITV facing prosecution over dead rat in studio kitchen

Gino D'Acampo found himself at the centre of a new scandal yesterday after a rat died on the set of 'Never cooks, Trevor cooks,' the show where two contestants, one who never cooks and the other named Trevor, battle it out in the kitchen to win a yea...

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Funny story: Killing rats on Aussie TV Jungle celeb shows is forbidden, and eating them too!

Killing rats on Aussie TV Jungle celeb shows is forbidden, and eating them too!

An Australian TV "Celeb Jungle Get Me Out Of Here" show has been found guilty of killing and eating Jungle rats, delicious! The global RSPCA are planning street protests in Sydney in solidarity with the rats and feel that such cruel, inhumane beha...

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Funny story: Six million plus , rats, going to the Moon!

Six million plus , rats, going to the Moon!

Astronomers have discovered that the moon is indeed the next planet to be inhabited. Not by man, but by animals. The animal of choice to be Rats. Eugene Watts has been collecting rats for the past six months just for this very project. Presentl...

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Funny story: Cooties Causes Cancer in Laboratory Rats

Cooties Causes Cancer in Laboratory Rats

Rockefeller, NY - Scientists studying the effects of cooties in laboratory animals have found a strong correllation between infected animals and the development of cancer, particularly cancer of the genitals. Says Bell Green, one of the researcher...

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Funny story: Giant Chunnel Rats Disrupt Holiday Travel Plans

Giant Chunnel Rats Disrupt Holiday Travel Plans

Hundreds of holiday travelers going between mainland Europe and Britain were stranded in the Chunnel for six hours as their train was surrounded by Giant Chunnel Rats, authorities now confirm. The vicious rodents circled the train, gnawing at the pai...

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Funny story: Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Hamelin (Hameln), Germany: The Rat Meat Processors Association spokesman, Herr Pied Piper has defended the actions of Gino D'Acampo, the winner of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, and fellow contestant Stuart Manning, who are both facing anim...

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Funny story: Royal Rat Coronated

Royal Rat Coronated

Earlier today, its Royal Ugliness Pigcess Spahr (the three millionth) was coronated. The ceremony took place in the royal rathouse a.k.a. the shed. Many celebrities attended the event, including Priscara, the smelly queen of Mouseland, and the royal...

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Funny story: Giant Rat Terrorizes Buckingham Palace

Giant Rat Terrorizes Buckingham Palace

London-- The Royal Family was tormented by an enormous 2-metre long rat that terrorized everyone at Buckingham Palace last night. The famous residence has been infested with rodents since a pussycat visited Queen Victoria and frightened a mouse unde...

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Funny story: Saudi Cleric Says Islamic Law Demands Death of Mickey Mouse

Saudi Cleric Says Islamic Law Demands Death of Mickey Mouse

A high ranking Cleric in Saudi Arabia has demanded the death and destruction of all mice, up to and including cartoon characters Mickey Mouse and Jerry (from Tom and Jerry fame). From his Beverly Hills home, Mickey Mouse offered the following stat...

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS Over the weekend, a pest-removal company trapped and removed 788 rats from an infested house in Sutherland, Oregon. No police report was filed after they learned it was just President Bush holding a cabinet meeting.

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