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Funny story: Psychic Octopus In Hunt For Moat

Psychic Octopus In Hunt For Moat

In the last week, Northumbria police have called on criminal psychologists and survival experts to help them locate suspected killer Raoul Moat, without success. But then, octopus keeper Hans Acht, at the german Sea Life centre put an ordnance su...

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Funny story: Police to make reward for the arrest of Raoul Moat 20k by tomorrow

Police to make reward for the arrest of Raoul Moat 20k by tomorrow

After Psychic octopus predicted that Newcastle hard as nails man Raoul Moat would not be caught until sometime next year, the Northumberland police have increased the reward money to £20,000 ($17.76). Speaking at a live news conference at 3am this...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat Flouts Water Ban Shock

Raoul Moat Flouts Water Ban Shock

Police have lengthened their search to find crazed gardener Raoul Moat. Mr Moat, whose surname is Latin for water, disappeared a week ago whilst on his lunchbreak at Hoskyns Garden Centre Geordieland. He had previously displayed anger at the proposed...

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Funny story: Moat "Arrest" And The Case Of Mistaken Identity

Moat "Arrest" And The Case Of Mistaken Identity

Jubilant police chiefs in Northumberland heaved a huge sigh of relief today following the capture of fugitive killer Raoul Moat. However, the scenes of jubilation were short lived. In an embarrassing U turn, Northumbria police bosses were force...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat threatens Countdown Team in Name Change Controversy

Raoul Moat threatens Countdown Team in Name Change Controversy

In a shock development today, timed to occur just as the BBC came on air for dramatic effect and preventing the disposal of a 'Breaking News' sign, popular crazed gunman Tom O'Laura threatened to wipe out the cast of well known TV show Countdown.

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Funny story: Raoul Moat Buys Predator Costume

Raoul Moat Buys Predator Costume

New CCTV footage of Raoul Moat suggests he has purchased a Predator costume from a fancy-dress shop. Shop assistant Carrie Mutt said that she thought she recognized the shopper, but as he was not carrying a loaded shotgun, nor foaming at the mout...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat has issued a new threat

Raoul Moat has issued a new threat

Newcastle nut Raoul Moat has issued a new warning that he intends to shoot any Fish + chip shop owner, after ordering large chips and battered sausage, only to find out he was given a small chips and no sausage. CCTV pictures show Raoul barged p...

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Funny story: Palace fury as Raoul Moat tests positive for Prince Harry paternity

Palace fury as Raoul Moat tests positive for Prince Harry paternity

Northumberland - (Reuterus): Moat's DNA has matched up with the gingernut doppelganger who has successfully impersonated Harry for over 20 years. The paternity test was ordered after the fugitive killer's genetic imprint was sent to the UK Nation...

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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat

Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat

Police have revealed that as the search for Raoul Moat has entered it's 6th day, the nearby search for Paul Gascoigne is entering it's second week. "We need to speak to Mr Gascoigne urgently about the disappearance of a distillery in Blyth and the...

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Funny story: Is There A Direct Connection Between Russian Spy Anna Chapman and Crazed Criminal Raoul Moat?

Is There A Direct Connection Between Russian Spy Anna Chapman and Crazed Criminal Raoul Moat?

LONDON - A spokesperson for Scotland Yard, Edinburgh, who wished to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, has stated that he has seen the highly classified files on both Russian spy Anna Chapman and crazed criminal Raoul Moat and both most definitely...

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Funny story: North America: What's A Raoul Moat?

North America: What's A Raoul Moat?

North Americans who log onto European websites are amazed at the coverage given to a "Raoul Moat", who apparently broken the Cardinal Rule in Europe by actually touching a firearm. Police say Raoul Moat, a water-filled fortification usually surrou...

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Funny story: Police Chase Moat & Chandon

Police Chase Moat & Chandon

Police have warned the public, that Moat has teamed up with Chandon and continues to be a threat to the Cider growers of Somerset. Moat sent a chilling letter to Bobbins Cider declaring war on their factory and its orchards. Moat is a very serious...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat Not In Breach Of Geneva Convention

Raoul Moat Not In Breach Of Geneva Convention

Raoul Moat, the man at the centre of a massive search in Northumbria after declaring war on the police, is not in breach of the Geneva Convention, say experts. Moat, 37, broke off all diplomatic relations with the police on Monday, and shot one of...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Vows He Will Capture England's Crazed Criminal Raoul Moat

Glenn Beck Vows He Will Capture England's Crazed Criminal Raoul Moat

MANHATTAN - Speaking from his office high atop The David Letterman-Jay Leno Building in downtown Manhattan, Fox political commentator and Nazi stalker Glenn Beck has vowed that he will find the crazed criminal Raoul Moat and bring the English heathen...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat Is Misunderstood

Raoul Moat Is Misunderstood

Friends close to Rothbury fugitive claim he has been misunderstood. Dan 'Horse Apple' Wilson, who wishes to remain anonymous, told reporters that Raoul had "always had a burning hatred of the Police... ever since their number one 1974 hit Message...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat And Police In 'Peace Talks'

Raoul Moat And Police In 'Peace Talks'

There was a new development in the exciting Raoul Moat/Police war this morning when the man leading the hunt for the alleged killer announced that the two sides had decided to call a halt to all hostilities, and had agreed to peace talks. Former b...

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Funny story: Raoul Moat Manhunt - Sky News Graphologist Ridiculed

Raoul Moat Manhunt - Sky News Graphologist Ridiculed

A graphologist - or handwriting 'expert' - drafted in by Sky News to fill up some airtime by 'analysing' a letter sent to the Northumberland police by wanted fugitive Raoul Moat, was held up to absolute and utter ridicule this morning by a Skoob News...

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