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Funny story: Bromance Blossoms Between Shorty and KG

Bromance Blossoms Between Shorty and KG

According to reports and interviews from Celtics principal owner Wyc Grousbeck after the Ray Allen debacle this week, Kevin Garnett came to Boston because he wanted to play with Ray Allen five years earlier. However, he stayed after five years becau...

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Funny story: Annual Garbo Award Nominees for Boston Athlete of Year

Annual Garbo Award Nominees for Boston Athlete of Year

Yes, Boston sports fans, it's that time again: "The Annual Garbo Awards!" Each year we hold a competition to determine which Boston athlete most honored the legend and reputation of film star Greta Garbo, arguably one of the all-time great actress...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Versus Tyson Chandler: Scavengers at Large

Rajon Rondo Versus Tyson Chandler: Scavengers at Large

For those who missed the late-night hijinks, Chandler Tyson and Rajon Rondo engaged in an online scavenger hunt for the Jimmy Kimmel Show. With surprising good grace and good humor, the two NBA superstars were faced with causing their own embarras...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Asks To Be Traded

Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Asks To Be Traded

BOSTON - The Revolutionary War town of Boston is still upset that its round ballers, the Boston Celtics got eliminated in the NBA Eastern Conference Championship series 4 games to 3. Dottie Bazooka, female reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated We...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo: Siren or Medusa of the Boston Celtics

Rajon Rondo: Siren or Medusa of the Boston Celtics

Wyc Grousbeck, primary owner of the Boston Celtics and occasional shaker/mover, indicated that the Celtics see Rondo as the alluring piece of the team puzzle. The Boston Celtics want another championship banner soon, and they see Rondo as the sedu...

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Funny story: The Boston Celtics Ownership Addresses The Rumors That They Are Moving The Team To Mobile, Alabama

The Boston Celtics Ownership Addresses The Rumors That They Are Moving The Team To Mobile, Alabama

BOSTON - The "Beantown" fans of the Boston Celtics are still heartbroken at having seen their team go down to the Miami Heat in the final and decisive game 7 of the NBA's Eastern Conference Championship series 4 games to 3. Rufus Reno with Sports...

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Funny story: Boston Mayor Malaprop Mouths Off at the Celtics

Boston Mayor Malaprop Mouths Off at the Celtics

Boston's Mayor Thomas Mumbles Menino has fractured the Boston sports scene yet again with his unique brand of enunciating for world of championship athletes. Mrs. Malaprop had nothing on Mayor Mumbles Mintendo. A big fan of winning teams and victo...

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Funny story: Rondo Joins the Next Generation of Star Trek

Rondo Joins the Next Generation of Star Trek

When Rajon Rondo showed up at Game 4 of Miami and Boston wearing one of the Star Trek jerseys, we knew it was time to beam him up. No, Rondo was not wearing Captain Kirk's jersey. That would be totally inappropriate. If he should wear anyone's jer...

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Funny story: Rondo Becomes the Real Deal: a Superstar!

Rondo Becomes the Real Deal: a Superstar!

The amazing Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics turned the corner on legacy in a losing effort in Game 2 of the Heat-Celtics playoff match-up. Rondo put on his whirling dervish personality and spun faster and faster, like he was the ballerina in The...

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Funny story: Rondo Foreshadows Another Playoff Victory

Rondo Foreshadows Another Playoff Victory

For fans looking for the augurs of victory for the Boston Celtics in their big Game 7 against the Sixers, they had to look only as far as Rajon Rondo. As he made his way to the clubhouse at the TD Garden, strolling in alone off the street as he of...

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Funny story: Missing in Action and Lost at Sea: Rajon Rondo

Missing in Action and Lost at Sea: Rajon Rondo

Apparently Boston Celtics' star point guard Rajon Rondo had been replaced in Game 6 by one of the Pod People. Yes, it appears those unreliable body snatchers showed up to invade the Boston team's seminal head case. One teammate on the Celtics n...

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Funny story: Zombieland: Ichabod Rondo Faces the Walking Dead

Zombieland: Ichabod Rondo Faces the Walking Dead

In old fashioned Freudian terms, the Boston Celtics are a bunch of masochists. They love to inflict pain on themselves-and the collateral target: their fans are incidental victims. Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who reminded us that every man kills the thi...

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Funny story: Rip Van Rondo Wakes Up for Second Half of Game!

Rip Van Rondo Wakes Up for Second Half of Game!

Rondo was cranky before the first game against the Philadelphia Seventy-Sixers. He had missed his pregame nap. Rondo is always at his most mercurial when he misses nap-time at his crib. We are sure Rondo will tell you that playoff games are the a...

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Funny story: Every Game with the Celtics is an Old Timers Game

Every Game with the Celtics is an Old Timers Game

We expect that Rajon Rondo will read the classic, ageless poem entitled "Rime of the Ancient Mariner," at Kevin Garnett's 36th birthday party next week. We are not sure if Rajon Rondo (with his Nikon D 3600) has already shot the albatross hanging...

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Funny story: Rondo Overexposed by Blow Up

Rondo Overexposed by Blow Up

The best way to force Rajon Rondo to become a whirling dervish on the court is to make all the Atlanta Hawk players come out onto the court while holding video cameras. The Celtics looked sluggish and ready to be sent to the darkroom with a fistf...

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Funny story: The NBA Fines Boston Celtic Rajon Rondo For Wearing The Ugliest Jacket In The History of Jackets

The NBA Fines Boston Celtic Rajon Rondo For Wearing The Ugliest Jacket In The History of Jackets

ATLANTA - The Boston Celtics lost game five of their playoff series with the Atlanta Hawks 87-86 on a Rajon Rondo turnover. After the game "Double R" was waiting in a hallway to attend the mandatory, post-game, media room interview. Rondo mingl...

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Funny story: Rondo Explodes for a Slam Dunk After Game

Rondo Explodes for a Slam Dunk After Game

Rajon Rondo may be looking for some anger management classes in the off-season. From across a crowded hallway, Rondo spotted a film cameraman with his red light on. Someone pushed the button and the ICBM came out of the silo and directly at the ta...

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