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Funny story: Hosepipe bans cause rain

Hosepipe bans cause rain

After studying weather patterns and hosepipe ban data for the past thirty years, professor of homoeopathic meteorology, Derrick Huge, has discovered a correlation between hosepipe bans and subsequent heavy rain. Moreover, he believes he has an explan...

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Funny story: Queen Blamed For Glorious Weather Outbreak

Queen Blamed For Glorious Weather Outbreak

As Britain swelters under cloudless skies and glorious sunshine, Her Majesty the Queen is at the centre of a row over the timing of the heatwave. Retail managers maybe rubbing their hands in delight as supermarkets and garage forecourts throng wit...

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Funny story: Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

As England, Wales and Scotland were battered by wind and rain yesterday and today a weather expert warned that this could be the wettest drought on record. Many water authorities in the south east of England have imposed hosepipe bans as local wat...

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Funny story: Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

From London to Gainsborough, the south and east coasts of Britain have officially been labelled as Drought Stricken by the Met Office, after no rain fell there for three consecutive days. "We had a bit of snow a fortnight ago," said met office spo...

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Funny story: Rod Stewart Latest Victim Of Rock Legal Watchdog

Rod Stewart Latest Victim Of Rock Legal Watchdog

Rock superstar Rod Stewart is the latest musician to find himself in the sites of a litigious music fan - and all because of recent torrential rain. Rod, 66, shot to fame in the 1970's with solo hits like Maggie May and You Wear It Well and as the...

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Funny story: Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

Severe Weather Warnings - Rain And Snow Predicted

The Met Office has issued a warning of "heavy and persistent rain" across many parts of the country. The alert covers south west Scotland, Lothian, the Scottish Borders, Central, Tayside, Fife and Strathclyde "and loads of other places - you just...

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Funny story: UK Summer cancelled

UK Summer cancelled

The Met Office officially cancelled summer 2011 this morning. Met Office stalwart Rory Pisser said, "Yes, we know that we were extolling a Barbecue Summer only yesterday morning, but a lot can change in 24 hours, and change it has. Our updated for...

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Funny story: Colleague Stunned By Spoofer's Headgear Foresight

Colleague Stunned By Spoofer's Headgear Foresight

A West London man was recovering with a cup of tea at his desk this afternoon after being shocked by a Spoof-writing colleague's foresight. EIF News & Features stringer, Harry St Bede, was carrying out his normal duties at his office in the Gr...

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Funny story: Local Man Looks Out Window - Gets The Weather Wrong

Local Man Looks Out Window - Gets The Weather Wrong

Des Moines, IA - Insurance Salesman Walter Burns is under fire. Burns, an employee at National Insurance, was asked about the weather by a coworker. Burns looked out the window and reported what he saw. "It was sunny. The sun was out," said Bur...

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Funny story: It's Raining Humans in Sporting Arenas Across America

It's Raining Humans in Sporting Arenas Across America

A bizarre series of unfortunate accidents have been plaguing sporting arenas across America. The accidents have resulted in two fatalities and a number of injuries. In Los Angeles a two year old child fatally fell 50 feet from a luxury sky box in...

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Funny story: What to Do When Someone Rains on Your Parade...

What to Do When Someone Rains on Your Parade...

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome? Why would anyone want to...

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Funny story: More Rain Forecast - Bank Holiday Umbrella Weekend Looming

More Rain Forecast - Bank Holiday Umbrella Weekend Looming

With a bank holiday weekend looming, the Met Office is forecasting rain, a bit more rain, followed by thundery showers, prolonged spells of wet weather, and then more rain. It will probably feel a bit colder than the seasonal average too. And p...

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Funny story: Parched earth scandal

Parched earth scandal

The cry is being heard throughout the country - 'We want water!' The drought is giving everyone a headache. 'If we don't get something for our parched earth soon' a farmer in Norfolk told our Farming newshound 'our crops will be destroyed. It's a...

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Funny story: Hosepipe Ban is not a worry

Hosepipe Ban is not a worry

The north-west of England is entering it's second week under the Hosepipe Ban imposed by the local water utility company, Untied Totalities. However, the people of Manchester, at least, are not in the slightest bit bothered by the restriction of b...

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Funny story: No more rain this year

No more rain this year

The Meterology Office has issued a forecast which will cast gloom, if not clouds, over England. No more rain this year! Farmers will be the first to suffer as crops are burnt to a cinder and animals pass out prematurely. Politicians are likely...

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Funny story: Oil-Tinged Rain Falling on Nation's Mid-Section

Oil-Tinged Rain Falling on Nation's Mid-Section

Anyone with a 5th grade science education, knows that as a water source becomes evaporated by the heating of the sun, it re-formulates in clouds and rains down on areas over which those clouds blanket the earth. What most do not know however, is the...

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Funny story: Met Office - Rain Is A Once In a 1000 Year Experience

Met Office - Rain Is A Once In a 1000 Year Experience

It's a tragic day for Britain. Rainfall on an unprecedented scale hammered the north of England today, with the Cumbrian towns of Cockermouth and Workington bearing the brunt of nature's fury. The greatest tragedy involved Police Constable Bill Ba...

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