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Funny story: German Model Railway's Deutscho-View

German Model Railway's Deutscho-View

German twin brothers have built the world's longest model railway in Hamburg, one that has six miles of track and takes in all aspects of German life. By the time the layout is complete in 2014, it will also take in France, Belgium, Greece, Poland, D...

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Funny story: Australia's Railways will improve soon

Australia's Railways will improve soon

Recently, Australia's railway operator has been meeting with all it's employees to plan the perfect railway map. The map has been set out and completed and will be reviewed. The map contains lots of improvements. Such as stations returning, new st...

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Funny story: World's worst railway station

World's worst railway station

It has recently been discovered in the city of Alice Springs, a railway station is in the area. But it looks nothing like a station. It is named "The world's worst railway station in history". Inspectors who inspected the place very thorougly...

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Funny story: Bowkers Last Supper

Bowkers Last Supper

The cockerel crows and the ghoul has arisen. It's the last supper for the East Coast Main Line Crucified Richard Bowker is a graduate of the Richard Branson school of management but with none of the aptitude. Flitting from job to job and leavin...

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Funny story: This Is The Age Of The Train

This Is The Age Of The Train

The government has announced that rail fares are set to come down for the first time in living memory. Lord Adonis (no, that really is his name) has told rail firms to lower their regulated fares. "We need to get people on to trains. At the momen...

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Funny story: UK's Virgin Rail Inspires No Humping Zones Around Primary Schools and Train Stations

UK's Virgin Rail Inspires No Humping Zones Around Primary Schools and Train Stations

Virgin Rails, The Puritanical Path to Safe Intercourse, has established a No Kissing Zone at a station in North England. Conflicting theories mention the traffic jams caused by smoochers, greedy parking lot attendants and Virgin's envy of sexual plea...

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Funny story: Strict New Rules Introduced for Rail Passengers

Strict New Rules Introduced for Rail Passengers

Passionate commuters saying their goodbyes will no longer be able to do so at Warrington Bank Quay Station, after management instituted a new stricter policy. Fed up with trains being delayed, managers have now issued a 'No Shagging' rule on all p...

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Funny story: New 'Mega-Trains' Announced

New 'Mega-Trains' Announced

A fleet of new 'mega-trains' is set to hit Britain's ageing rail tracks sometime in 2013. The hope is for the trains to drag the National Rail Network's services towards the 21st century, following years of public criticism over the sub-standard ser...

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Funny story: UK Rail Companies Give Up, Wither and Die

UK Rail Companies Give Up, Wither and Die

All 25 UK Rail Franchises today jacked it in, after an unprecedented all-night meeting held in their headquarters, in an solid gold railwaycarriage in a siding just outside London's Kings Cross station. The following statement was nailed to the do...

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Funny story: Rush Hour Madness at Victoria

Rush Hour Madness at Victoria

There was chaos at London's Victoria railway station this afternoon after commuters broke into spontaneous song and dance. The trouble began when the 15.45 all stations to Brighton was announced over the tannoy and a small group of travellers, se...

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Funny story: AMTRAK Fast Tracked for $850M In Bailout Pork Conveys DEM Hogs to Fat Farm Retreat!

AMTRAK Fast Tracked for $850M In Bailout Pork Conveys DEM Hogs to Fat Farm Retreat!

Williamsburg,Va/ Hypocrite News Flash - Greedy Democrats jumped aboard a privately chartered AMTRAK live stock train to take advantage of an all expensed vacation retreat to discuss the nation's "Economic Catastrophe", as labeled by President Obam...

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Funny story: Railroad crossing running over

Railroad crossing running over

The headline mentions "Railroad crossing running over". It may sound what the title says but it is not about what you are about to read. The Railroad Crossing at Cooper Street, nearest to Epping Railway Station, has been responsible for a run-over...

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Funny story: Railroad engineer hunts Australia's railway stations

Railroad engineer hunts Australia's railway stations

A crazy railroad engineer, Alex Remins, is found hunting down throughout Australia's Epping Railway line. Recently, Police of Victoria have been receiving countless number of reports mentioning about an "aggressive train monster". He was found tak...

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Funny story: Four Hurt as Railway Stunt Backfires

Four Hurt as Railway Stunt Backfires

Four people were hospitalised today, after a publicity stunt at Oxford Station went badly wrong. First Great Western Trains were scheduled to hold a 'Meet the Manager' session at the station - however due to a clerical error, the event was publici...

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Funny story: Trains halted by "the wrong type of ice"

Trains halted by "the wrong type of ice"

The British rail system was today in turmoil after being caught out by the wrong type of ice. Stations had to be closed and trains stopped en route stranding commuters as plunging temperatures gripped the nation. Head of Rail infrastructure Sir H...

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Funny story: Runaway Train Out Of Control Admits Railtrack

Runaway Train Out Of Control Admits Railtrack

The much reported runaway train, last seen coming over the hill and blowing, is actually out of control, Railtrack admitted moments ago. The train has been running away all over the rail network for almost four hours now, causing widespread disrup...

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Funny story: New high-speed rail link for Heathrow

New high-speed rail link for Heathrow

A new high-speed rail link is being installed in Heathrow to help take the pressure off intercity flights and add a more 'green' aspect to air travel. The "Heathrow high-speed rail link" as it will be called, will operate between Terminal 1 and Te...

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