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Funny story: Benitez resigns from Liverpool FC to sell property

Benitez resigns from Liverpool FC to sell property

Liverpool FC manager Rafael "Rafa" Benítez, aged 48 resigned in a suprise announcement live on air today, following the second draw with local rivals Everton FC in the FA Cup. Having announced the news with Sky Sports, Rafa explained that he had r...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Rafa Benitez Outside For A Ruck

Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Rafa Benitez Outside For A Ruck

Sir Alex Ferguson today launched an astonishing riposte to Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez's tirade regarding alleged football authority pro Manchester United bias. The master of sporting psychological warfare declared: "Benitez? I'll fight him...

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Funny story: Madonna To Wed Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez

Madonna To Wed Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez

Madonna has this morning announced that she is to divorce her English husband Guy Ritchie after nearly 8 years of marriage, and will, instead, marry Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez. That Benitez is already married, is of little consequence to the pop...

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Funny story: Benitez claims he is tanned

Benitez claims he is tanned

In what seems to be another bizarre attempt in seeming "normal", Rafael Benitez, the fat manager of Liverpool FC, has claimed that he has a tan. The incredibly white and bald manager, in what is seen by critics to be an attempt to seem "normal",...

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Funny story: Benitez: I watch porn

Benitez: I watch porn

In what seems to be another bizarre attempt by Rafa Benitez, the fat Liverpool Manager, to seem "normal", weird fuck Rafa has claimed to watch porn on a regular basis. Rafa, fat, claims that a regular night for him would be cosy-ing up next to the...

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Funny story: Benitez to learn English

Benitez to learn English

In what seems to be a bizarre attempt by him to appear more appealing to the English Public, Rafael Benitez has finally decided to learn the English language. The change in heart came after the Everton game whereby Benitez claimed to not understa...

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Funny story: Rafa moves quickly to dismiss Rooney rumour

Rafa moves quickly to dismiss Rooney rumour

Rafa Benitez moved quickly this morning to distance himself with the speculation surrounding a possible move for Salford FC star Wayne Rooney. The speculation seems to have originated in the Spanish media and moved over to England appearing in less w...

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Funny story: Rafa - "It might not be our year"

Rafa - "It might not be our year"

In a bizarre turn of events in the ongoing Liverpool boardroom saga, manager Rafael Benitez has shocked the fans and the world in general by saying that next season just might not be "their year".

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Funny story: The Spoof Film Review

The Spoof Film Review

The Spoof film review with the Premierships favourite Max and Paddy look-alike, Liverpool's goatee sporting Spanish Manager, Rafa Benitez.

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Funny story: Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Liverpool boss, Rafael Benitez, believes his side can overcome its poor record at Chelsea and reach the Champions League final.

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Funny story: Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

John Arne Riise, the Liverpool player who headed a late equaliser for Chelsea in the 95th minute of the Champions League Semi-Final first leg at Anfield last night, is to hold transfer talks with Blues' boss

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Funny story: Mike Read to write a song for Rafa Benitez

Mike Read to write a song for Rafa Benitez

British Broadcaster, television presenter and song writer Mike Read is to write and produce a specially written song. The song in itself is for the ongoing battle at Liverpool F.C and Rafa Benitez.

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Funny story: Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Rafa Benitez, the Spanish-looking Liverpool boss, is thought to be the primary target for the vacant England football manager's job, and has been contacted by the chief executive of that...

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Funny story: Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer

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Funny story: Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.

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Funny story: Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

42,000 hardcore football fans wasted hard-earned-cash, and time they could have spent with loved ones, watching their heroes run around a bit this weekend.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to It...

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