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Funny story: Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed

Sovereign debt crisis: the Queen's horse racing losses revealed

London - Queens called 'Elizabeth' have a tragic track record of running up huge horse racing debts Parliament was told today. But Government 'shorthand' for the country's economic mess may be hiding the true extent of Queen Elizabeth II's gamblin...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Kyle Busch Has Hired The Services of Famed Attorney Gloria Allred

NASCAR's Kyle Busch Has Hired The Services of Famed Attorney Gloria Allred

AVONDALE, Arizona - Kyle Busch who let road rage get to him down at The Truck Series in Texas sat down and made an apology to the makers of M&M's Plain and M&M's Peanut, who are his primary sponsors. Busch, sat at a table while eating a ba...

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Funny story: After the Kyle Busch brawl: NASCAR orders gun racks installed in all race cars

After the Kyle Busch brawl: NASCAR orders gun racks installed in all race cars

Only a week after star driver Kyle Busch narrowly escaped a brutal beating at the hands of senior citizen Richard Childress, NASCAR has mandated the installation of shotgun racks in all race vehicles. "We've got to give our drivers the tools they...

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Funny story: First Bus and Trains to sponsor next Grand National

First Bus and Trains to sponsor next Grand National

The First Bus and Trains group who er, run buses and trains have decided to sponsor the next Grand National at Aintree in Liverpool. Commenting on their decision, a director of the transport form said "they were sponsoring the next Grand National...

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Funny story: Government to show how much car journeys cost

Government to show how much car journeys cost

The government plan on slowing down Britain's drivers with an ingenious device that will be fitted to every new car and retrofitted to all existing cars at the driver's expense. This new device displays how much the fuel a car is using in terms o...

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Funny story: Apple Recall iStreet Racer

Apple Recall iStreet Racer

Apple Labs have hastily recalled hundreds of thousands of copies of their augmented reality Applelet, iStreet Racer, after it emerged that people were using it in the manner it was intended to be used. The App overlays a real time position of ever...

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Funny story: Greyhound Trainer Wins Trophy Race!

Greyhound Trainer Wins Trophy Race!

Champion greyhound trainer Wally Devon, 57, from Cornwall defied nature last night when he actually won the Invitational event at a top race meeting. The annual event is an invitation to 24 of the Country's best greyhound racers, the best 6 dogs race...

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Funny story: Woodbine stages Queen's Head-on-Plate in July 4 Independence Day celebrations

Woodbine stages Queen's Head-on-Plate in July 4 Independence Day celebrations

Toronto - (Right Royal Mess): Republican whorsewhisperers are planning to deliver a terminal dose of the equine blood thinner lasix as a July 4th/Independence Day treat for millions. The medication is used by the Queen on foreign trips amid deep v...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin to join Queen in Royal Ascot carriage procession

Nick Griffin to join Queen in Royal Ascot carriage procession

London - (Fascist Mess): BNP leader Nick Griffin is to ride with the Queen in the 1902 State Landau on Thursday. The seat of honor on Royal Ascot's Ladies Day carriage parade is usually reserved for foreign dignitaries like President Mugabe and Po...

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Funny story: Queen Mother Champion Chase astrology points to Twist Magic in St Paddy's Day shocker

Queen Mother Champion Chase astrology points to Twist Magic in St Paddy's Day shocker

Cheltenham - (Zodiac Mess): A brilliant St Patrick's Day conjunction of the awesome Pisces Sun and Uranus, the great awakener, can see 7/1 chance Twist Magic snatch the spoils in the Queen Mother Champion Chase from 4/7 antepost favorite Master Minde...

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Funny story: Skeleton Racer Amy Williams Wins 1st GB Winter Olympic Gold In 30 Years Amid Canadian Protests

Skeleton Racer Amy Williams Wins 1st GB Winter Olympic Gold In 30 Years Amid Canadian Protests

27 year old Amy Williams stormed into the gold medal slot in the Skeleton Luge event in the Winter Olympics - the first GB gold medal for 30 years - and into a storm of controversy as Canadian officials flew into a proper hissy fit, protesting that t...

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Funny story: Naked Athlete Comes To Grief Hurdling Barbed Wire Fence

Naked Athlete Comes To Grief Hurdling Barbed Wire Fence

Disaster struck here for Naked World Cross Country Champion Lars VanDerGrootgroot as he attempted to leap over a barbed wire fence near Ripon in the final of the cross country race. Holding a clear lead of 59 seconds over his closest competitor, V...

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Funny story: After Tearing Biker Shorts During Race, Armstrong Told "Put That Thing In Your Pants, Lance"

After Tearing Biker Shorts During Race, Armstrong Told "Put That Thing In Your Pants, Lance"

Lance Armstrong had an accident while racing in the "Tour De Cleveland" bicycle race yesterday, resulting in the tearing of his bicycle shorts. That rip also brought some unwanted public exposure to the many time Tour De France champion. As you...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

A pair of co-joined/cojoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, won the annual three legged race at the Susan G. Komen Race For the Cure festivities in Chicago. As the twins are joined at the hip and have only three legs, no cords or ties were needed to...

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Funny story: ESPN To Telecast The 1st Annual Battleship Race

ESPN To Telecast The 1st Annual Battleship Race

CAPE HATTERAS, North Carolina - The Department of the Navy has just stated that they will be having their 1st Annual Battleship Race down at The Sheriff Andy Taylor Commemorative Docks in Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. Rear Admiral Conor Corncutte...

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Funny story: Swastika crop circle closes Royal Ascot

Swastika crop circle closes Royal Ascot

Ascot, Berks - (Shergar Ass Mess): Groundsmen are working round the clock to replace over £100,000 of turf after a swastika crop circle appeared in Ascot Racecourse's Royal Enclosure. The Third Reich effigy materialised overnight following a Troop...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th fears for Queen's Gold Cup whorse

Friday the 13th fears for Queen's Gold Cup whorse

Cheltenham - (Equine Ass Mess): The Queen has been warned about the perils of running her top equine vanity project the 16-1 Cheltenham Gold Cup contender Barbers Slop this Friday the 13th of March. Palace racing advisers fear the seven year-old w...

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