Phenomenal psychic medium Derek Acorah is to launch his own internet search engine that he promises will rival Google and Bing. The Acorah search engine promises to do away with the tedious business of entering search terms and digging through pag...
Derek Acorah, the world famous physic medium is to take advantage of his phenomenal good looks, and produce a calendar for 2011, with him in various athletic and tasteful poses for each of the months. This particular calendar has a twist on ordina...
Wednesday saw a hotbed of psychic activity as readings poured in from all over the country from psychics warning that "something big" is coming down the pike. They could not hone in on exactly what it was, but said "it is big, really big." Reporte...
Psychic megastar and all round good egg, Derek Acorah has finished his latest tour to rave reviews, and has returned home to Southport to recuperate. Although the show was entitled "The Mammoth Tour", Acorah never actually managed to contact a mam...
Top celebrity psychic medium, Derek Acorah has been approached to host a new chat show. To stand out from the crowd, Acorah will not be interviewing the latest celebrities plugging new movies, new songs or new books. Instead he will be interviewin...
Cheryl Cole has visited a psychic, Jusstine Kenzer, and was so impressed she plans to make another visit to see the psychic next month. In the reading Cheryl was told that love rat Ashley is her soul mate from a past life, so now Cheryl can't wait to...
Gordon {I am Still Klinging On to power} Brown went to visit tarot reader Psychic Tony from Tottenham in London today to see if he could get good news about his election chances. After shuffling the cards Brown handed the cards to Tony for his int...
Washington, DC: House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, met with the press and Congressional leaders today to discuss replacing the 2010 mid-term election cycle with a "psychic estimate" of the voters' true intent. "There are just so many distractions and in...
Broadcasters of popular spoof TV comedy ghost hunter programme, Least Haunted, hit back, today, at public criticism of the show's immensely talented and articulate, yeah, right, main presenter, Yvonne Batting's decision to show her breasts on British...
A major player in the world of satellite TV today announced that it would premier a live world exclusive interview with dead 'King Of Pop' Michael Jackson conducted by celebrity 'medium' Derek Pakora. Pie One will screen the show in a primetime sl...
Jade Goody, the beloved and much missed reality TV legend, has spoken to Jackiey Budden, her intelligent and articulate mum, through a psychic. At a séance earlier this week, the psychic channelled Jade's angelic spirit to communicate with her mum...
Local psychic, Magical Mary correctly predicted that she would be better off to the tune of £15.27 by the end of a call made to her requesting a psychic reading. She's very good at knowing when she's coming into money and when others - mostly...
Liverpool clairvoyant Derek Acorah has taken the unusual step of checking into HM Prison Kendal without having been charged with an offence or sentenced to a term of incarceration. Acorah has taken this action because he has predicted that he will...
Downing Street was recently criticised for ending a facility which allowed people to e-mail the prime minister. However all those who do not have a handy fax machine or way of generating smoke signals should not despair, the Prime Minister has rea...
USA - (Psychic Ass Mess): American celeb psychic Blossom Goodchild has upped the ante of her alien UFO predictions and stated that Barack Obama will 'win a landslide' election victory. Goodchild, 69, has said that 'aliens come in love' and famousl...
Halloween will be different for many this year and could have devastating effects for lots of folk all over the world and this is one of the consequences of the credit crunch. Traditionally this is the one night in the year when ghosts, ghoulies...
Always looking for a way to kick start the weak economy and always hot on the heels of the newest methods to combat crime, the California legislature has passed a law to allow police departments to train squads of psychics and swear them in as full t...
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