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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Deny The Pregnant Rumors as Kristen Says The Baby Bump Was Photoshopped

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Deny The Pregnant Rumors as Kristen Says The Baby Bump Was Photoshopped

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Kristen Stewart is presently on location in Shreveport, Louisiana, where she is shooting the Touch Rock - Lions Door motion picture, The Smirking Countess. K-Stew stars as Countess Cora DuFidellio and she has stated that wo...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart was sitting in The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge, which is owned by David Arquette, when she was asked about ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson. Kristen asked what specifically the reporter (Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors) wanted to...

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Funny story: Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Sandy Breatcher of Greenville, Illinois says that she wants her and her husband, Roger, to have a baby so they must work at it a lot! Meanwhile a tired, hollow-eyed Roger says that he too wants them to have a baby but trying 3-4 times a day can re...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The latest rumor fresh out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Lindsay Lohan is now as they say in Utah, with child. Lohan who spent most of her summer in rehab laughed as she told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk tha...

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Funny story: An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the LAPD has said that a woman exercising is a wonderful thing, but a woman who is 8-months pregnant and lifting weights is not only not wonderful it is downright dangerous. LAPD Spokesman Hilario Fandango, 34, sai...

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Funny story: A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

A 97-Year-Old Oklahoma Woman Gives Birth To Twins

CHICKASHA, Oklahoma - Reports coming out of the Sooner state are that a 97-year-old woman identified as Maggie Sue Mistbush has just given birth to twin boys. Mrs. Mistbush is resting comfortably at The Chickasha General Hospital and her two baby...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Says That Simon Cowell Is Thinking of Suing Lauren Silverman

Demi Lovato Says That Simon Cowell Is Thinking of Suing Lauren Silverman

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato, one of the judges on X-Factor, has said that fellow judge Simon Cowell is very upset at the fact that he was lied to by his married girlfriend, Lauren Silverman who is pregnant with his baby. Cowell told Demi that Bo...

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Funny story: A Very Pregnant Jessica Simpson Reveals Her Amazing Cravings

A Very Pregnant Jessica Simpson Reveals Her Amazing Cravings

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson says that she has just about gotten used to being habitually pregnant. She told Celebrity Globe's Pia Confetti that she doesn't know how OctoMom AKA Nadya Suleman could possibly have had 14 kids. Simpson, who is 32...

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Funny story: Jennifer Love Hewitt to marry unintended intended

Jennifer Love Hewitt to marry unintended intended

HURRAH FOR HOLLYWOOD, CA - Now that she is pregnant, Jennifer Love Hewitt has announced her engagement to the man who impregnated her, Brian Hallisay. He has been her "intended" all along, Hewitt said, taking issue with critics' statement that Hallis...

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Funny story: Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

BEVERLY HILLS - Word out of the Land of Kardashian is that Kim's baby daddy Kanye West is starting to feel like the Tinsel Town walls are closing in on him. According to Gibraltar Yukon with The Celebrity Globe, West is worried that Kim will get s...

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Funny story: Alabama Demands That Unmarried Teenage Girls Stop Getting Pregnant

Alabama Demands That Unmarried Teenage Girls Stop Getting Pregnant

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - The governor of the state of Alabama, Robert J. Bentley has just issued an emergency governor's proclamation regarding the teenage pregnancy epidemic that seems to be running rampant in every state in the nation. The governor...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Desperately Wants To Have A Little Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis Desperately Wants To Have A Little Ashton Kutcher

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis has said that she can hardly wait for her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher's divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore to be finalized. Kunis has stated that she is so fed up with "Crybaby" Moore's game of stretching out the divor...

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Funny story: Kanye West Tells Kim Kardashian To Stop Gaining Weight, Already!

Kanye West Tells Kim Kardashian To Stop Gaining Weight, Already!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian recently had a nice dinner at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in West Hollywood. As the two feasted on a broccoli and duck gizzard croissant appetizer Kanye was overheard...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Skimpy Bikini Photo is Allegedly Air Brushed, Photoshopped, and Altered Like Hell

Kim Kardashian's Skimpy Bikini Photo is Allegedly Air Brushed, Photoshopped, and Altered Like Hell

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend, Kim Kardashian has really been hurt by all the press about her being so fat that she is starting to resemble a human volcano. Of course her one-day-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries is the one who tag...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Woes!

Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Woes!

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian is reportedly very upset at the fact that she has gone from weighing 119 to 219, a weight gain of 100 pounds. Kim, who is 32, and stands 5-foot-2-inches tall has told her sister Khloe that her baby daddy Kanye West sai...

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Funny story: Kris Humphries Says Kim Kardashian Is Looking Like The Goodyear Blimp

Kris Humphries Says Kim Kardashian Is Looking Like The Goodyear Blimp

NEW YORK CITY - Kris Humphries of the Brooklyn Nets was visiting a friend in Coney Island when he was asked about his wife Kim Kardashian (the two are still legally married). Humphries made a face and told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle t...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Relationship Hits The Shaky Stage

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Relationship Hits The Shaky Stage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the most out there couples in Tinsel Town, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have hit a pretty good speed bump in their relationship. Taffeta Kixx with Hollywood's Gossipette Gazette reports that there is definitely some troub...

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