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Funny story: Stocks Surge on World's Clean Slate

Stocks Surge on World's Clean Slate

NEW YORK, New York - U.S. and European stocks advanced as world leaders decided on Monday to cancel all world debts to start economies over with a clean slate. The concept of countries cancelling their world debt has been popular among those who s...

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Funny story: Selected Nottingham News for W/E 5th August 2012 + comments

Selected Nottingham News for W/E 5th August 2012 + comments

Monday 30th July 2012 Topic: Crime - Assault - Stabbing "Two more teenagers arrested over West Bridgford stabbing" Source: This is Nottingham Extract: Two more teenagers have been arrested in connection with a stabbing of a 17-year-old boy at a party in West Bridgford yesterday. The two 15-year-old boys will be interviewed by officers today. Police were called to reports of a dis...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E 7th July 2012 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E 7th July 2012 - with comments

Monday 2nd July 2012 Topic: NHS waiting time - QMC - City Hospital "Waiting times at Nottingham hospitals up by 82%" Source: Nottingham Post Extract: THE number of patients waiting longer than four hours in Nottingham's only accident and emergency unit has almost doubled in the past year. Figures show that 10,831 patients were kept waiting for more than four hours in 2011-12 - a ris...

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Funny story: David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

David Cameron's Bank Account Depleted to Zero By Computer Hackers

David Cameron's bank account has been depleted to zero by a Robin Hood Style Computer Hacker. The attack came just 20 minutes after the Tory without a heart declared war on the Under 25s and tiny children who have already been abandoned by their fa...

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Funny story: Greek parents abandon their children because they can't afford to buy ouzo!

Greek parents abandon their children because they can't afford to buy ouzo!

Sad news out of Greece has reached Spoof headquarters: Greek parents are abandoning their children because of the financial crisis and parents saying that their kids are too expensive. In the last few weeks many Greek children have been left alone...

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Funny story: The United States To Do Away With The Food Stamp Program

The United States To Do Away With The Food Stamp Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a year-long undercover investigation that has uncovered thousands of unethical and illegal practices and schemes attributed to the current Food Stamp Program, President Obama has issued a presidential directive eliminating th...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich - "I've Finally Cornered the Market in Turkey Heads"

Newt Gingrich - "I've Finally Cornered the Market in Turkey Heads"

Deluthions, GA. - Fresh off His six percent increase in the national poll numbers, Newt Gingrich giddily announced today that He has achieved His life long dream of cornering the turkey head market. "Ever since I was sixteen years old I've ha...

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Funny story: Pudsey to lose eyepatch in swingeing BBC cuts to Children in Need

Pudsey to lose eyepatch in swingeing BBC cuts to Children in Need

The BBC is to strip Children in Need's flagship fundraiser, Pudsey the Bear, of his modesty preserving eyepatch amidst swingeing cuts to the budget for this month's annual broadcast, according to reports. Pudsey, who sustained the head wound when...

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Funny story: Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is

Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is

AUSTIN, Tex.--Governor and Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry is proud of Texas, often bragging that it's an economic powerhouse. Certainly, the numbers don't lie. Perry's Texas ranks 2nd in the nation in GDP and as a state, the Lone Sta...

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Funny story: Federal Government's suggestion to the homeless: move away from cold cities

Federal Government's suggestion to the homeless: move away from cold cities

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Times are tough, according to a report today. With 15.1% of the U.S. population now living in poverty, homelessness is becoming an option for more people. More and more people can't pay the rent with low-paying jobs. The car's be...

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Funny story: Nottingham City Councillor looks on the bright side!

Nottingham City Councillor looks on the bright side!

Nottingham Councillor Mr I. Likexpences, was interviewed last night by our ancient political reporter Inchcock Chambers. He asked the Councillor his opinions on the following topics: Inchock asked: "Your views on the rioting and attacks on 14 police stations in Nottingham?" Likepences replied: "Not all bad news you know, we have the highest unemployment rate in the country here in Notting...

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Funny story: Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

A woman has requested the borough of Kensington and Chelsea to rehouse her and her family because the house is too big. Elizabeth Windsor and her husband Phillip are said to be shagged out just getting to the breakfast table in the mornings. They are...

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Funny story: 'Parking Meter Earns More Than Me' Says Restaurant Staff

'Parking Meter Earns More Than Me' Says Restaurant Staff

Money woes faced by families across the UK are spreading at an unprecedented rate, in what political analysts are calling 'worrying times', say sources close to the analysts that said it. Vera Bigtits, a full time source, told us "analysts have be...

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Funny story: Colleen Rooney in embarrassing incident with the milkman

Colleen Rooney in embarrassing incident with the milkman

Plastic celebrity news can report that the lovely Colleen Rooney, wife of the Manchester Rover's star footballer, found herself in a compromising situation with the local milk delivery operative - 59 year old Eric Wetlegs last Friday. "It was all very embarrassing" said Colleen. It had been a terrible week for us all round. To start off with, Manchester Town had lost 2-nil to Saracens and so Dw...

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Funny story: Don't Blame the Rich, It's a Generational Thing

Don't Blame the Rich, It's a Generational Thing

Just as the rich say that breaking the cycle of poverty is a never-ending battle because it is self-perpetuating, some are now using that same logic to try and explain the unmitigated greed that is threatening to tear apart entire states such as Wisconsin and Michigan. The rich, or as they like to refer to themselves as "the haves" say they simply can't help it. "We were born this way. It's how...

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Funny story: Proud to be an American

Proud to be an American

An Ohio woman who is proud that her Uncle and Grandfather served in the U.S. military was sent to jail after she tried to place her beautiful daughters in a better school district with upscale people. The school district, which receive 70% percen...

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Funny story: 'Cuts Make Poor Bleed' says Tory shite

'Cuts Make Poor Bleed' says Tory shite

London - (Inbred Ass Mess): "Next thing you know they'll be claiming Child Benefit," disgraced ex-MP Howard Shite told reporters, "bleeding the nation dry with their bloody shagging." The wannabe life peer thinks it's no good giving benefits to un...

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