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Funny story: Postal workers strike again over row with the BBC

Postal workers strike again over row with the BBC

After running out of fresh excuses to strike, MP's have been left infuriated with the Royal Mail's leading union over the reasons behind their currently monthly strike. It appears the unions were balloted last week because of the way Postman Pat i...

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Funny story: "Blue Eagle" Democrats Fail to Deliver US Postal Service to Oval Office

"Blue Eagle" Democrats Fail to Deliver US Postal Service to Oval Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night stayed a House committee from moving President Obama's health care plans one step closer to congressional approval with the passage of key legislation Friday. The check is in the mail;...

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Funny story: Post Office to Add Delivery to List of Services Offered

Post Office to Add Delivery to List of Services Offered

The United States Postal Service has announced that starting July 1st, it will begin offering delivery of mail as a service to it's customers. The service, to be phased in gradually, over a period of years, is expected to win widespread support and i...

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Funny story: Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Health Ministers have been advising pensioners to Save having to get a flu jab each year by not queuing outside the Post Office every Tuesday morning in the pouring rain an hour before it opens. "They won't run out of money. It's not like the queue o...

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Funny story: Post Office Fury

Post Office Fury

Postal workers have reacted with fury at plans to privatise the postal service and sell it off to foreigners. The Communication Workers Union has decided to ballot its members. However, there would appear to be some problems with the postal ballot as...

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Funny story: Post Office May Close Weekday, Use Pigeons

Post Office May Close Weekday, Use Pigeons

Massive deficits could force the U.S. Post Office to cut out one day of mail delivery, the postmaster general told Congress on Wednesday, in asking lawmakers to lift the requirement that the agency deliver mail six days a week. If the change happ...

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Funny story: U.S. Postal Facilities Find Creative Solutions For Lay-off Crisis

U.S. Postal Facilities Find Creative Solutions For Lay-off Crisis

Post Offices across the U.S., faced with the necessity of laying off 40,000 employees, have come up with unique methods of accomplishing this goal. The administrators at the main distribution center in Denver, Colorado have set up a scam where...

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Funny story: Postmen's Union Decry Pet Attacks

Postmen's Union Decry Pet Attacks

Police do not take pet animal attacks on postal delivery workers seriously enough, irate union leaders told press hacks during their annual Christmas piss-up at Smegmadale's Fighting Dog and Pikey pub. The claim comes after postman Sheldon Scrunt...

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Funny story: Two Greedy Employees Really Take The Cake

Two Greedy Employees Really Take The Cake

Two postal workers sparked a worldwide data theft alert after stealing a Christmas cake and replacing it with a different package. The courier workers gobbled the cake down and simply put its address label on a parcel that was supposed to be going...

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Funny story: Jehovah's Witnesses to Deliver Mail

Jehovah's Witnesses to Deliver Mail

In a move that proponents say will save the federal government millions of dollars, the United States Postal Service announced today that the Watchtower Bible And Tract Society will begin having it's members deliver the mail. Known as Jehovah's W...

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Funny story: British Postmen told to "Speed Up" to 9mph

British Postmen told to "Speed Up" to 9mph

Managers of the Royal Mail have told their footwalking postmen that from now on they must "hurry up". They are hoping to sack - which is quite an ironic term to use, coming as it did from pen pushers who left the real world several years ago - any...

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Funny story: US Postal Service Has Novel Way To Save Workers From Layoffs

US Postal Service Has Novel Way To Save Workers From Layoffs

The US Post Office, in a novel move to prevent the layoff of 40,000 employees from across the country, has come up with a plan to only pretend to pay their employees who only pretend to work. This move could save a lot of fat butts from having to go...

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Funny story: Mandelson has Post Office growth

Mandelson has Post Office growth

A senior spokes person from the South Bemused Hospital For The Particularly Unwell, (SBHFTPU), today reported that Lord Mandelson was 'comfortable' and in 'high spirits' after it was revealed that he had a 'Post Office' like growth protruding from o...

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Funny story: Post Office Will Slash Rates

Post Office Will Slash Rates

Washington DC, (IPP) - Postmaster General Dempsey Dumpster III announced today that the Post Office will slash rates because of the drop in fuel prices. The Post Master said that the government is the people's friend and this is their way of help...

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Funny story: Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Ringo's refusal to sign autographs causes postal chaos

Top Beatles drummer Ringo Starr's dramatic refusal to sign autographs from October 20th has created chaos at his local postal sorting office. "It's OK for him to make such a statement but what happens when he has a recorded delivery?" said Ivor Pa...

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Funny story: New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

New "get rich quick with minimal work" scheme hailed a complete success

A new "get rich without doing any work" scheme, previously favoured by pyramid sellers, multi-level marketers, email spammers and Bettaware, has been hailed as the latest 'British Success' by the CBI, who, to quote TV celebrity Vicky Pollard, "don't...

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Funny story: Royal Mail's Chief's £2million bonus 'Lost in post'

Royal Mail's Chief's £2million bonus 'Lost in post'

It was revealed last night that Adam Dozier, Chief Executive of the Royal Mail, won't be getting his £2million bonus after all.

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