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Funny story: Matt Damon to Play Pope In New Hollywood Blockbuster

Matt Damon to Play Pope In New Hollywood Blockbuster

Its official! Matt Damon is to play the outgoing Pope Benedict in a new Hollywood blockbuster being penned for release in 2014. Matt Damon a well known Bostonian Catholic from Boston, today spoke about his new role in press release which has got C...

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Funny story: Astrologers blame the Pope's Cancer

Astrologers blame the Pope's Cancer

Rome - Stargazers reviewing the Pope's birth chart said today a massive build up of freaky asteroids in his natal Cancer is probably behind this morning's resignation. Decades of space junk clashes in the crabby constellation had clearly worn down...

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Funny story: New Pope will be from Africa

New Pope will be from Africa

It was only a matter of time before it happened, but it appears that the next Pope will be Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson. Turkson, a high ranking member of the Ghanaian Catholic Church, will be the first black pope for fifteen hundred years, an...

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Funny story: Tebow to sue The Pope over trademark infringement

Tebow to sue The Pope over trademark infringement

New York Jets spare part Tim Tebow has issued a writ against Pope Benedict XVI after footage of a blessing at St. Peters Basilica showed the Catholic leader drop to one knee to anoint a young child. This has been deemed a breach of the trademark Tebo...

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Funny story: Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms. In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...

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Funny story: The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

Hillary Clinton has condemned the atrocities in Syria. David Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK, has released a statement condemning the atrocities in Syria. Rupert Murdoch says he must network with his associates and Masonic brothers before printing...

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Funny story: Pope Launches 'Moses': New Holy-Tasking Tablet for Catholics

Pope Launches 'Moses': New Holy-Tasking Tablet for Catholics

Vatican City - Dressed more like Steve Jobs than St. Steven, Pope Benedict XVI introduced the Catholic Church's answer to Apple's iPad today, devoting his audience in St. Peter's Square to the global launch of the Moses Multi-Task Tablet. "Anyone...

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Funny story: Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

A series of damaging leaks have swirled around Vatican City in recent weeks, much to the consternation of Pope Benedict XVI. "The older the Pope gets, the harder it is for him to take leaks," a Vatican spokesman said today. "It really gets to h...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Friday the 13th paranoia hits the Vatican

Rome - The Pope's private quarters had the full Bell, Book & Candle treatment today after minders found a red-haired voodoo doll stuffed inside a hidden crevice along with a handwritten billet-doux signed 'Love, Fidel'. Vatican exorcists fear...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Plays April Fool's Joke with a Condom

Pope Benedict XVI Plays April Fool's Joke with a Condom

In a quick visit to the U.S. before Holy Week, Pope Benedict XVI decided to play a little joke. Pope Benedict XVI stopped in several Midwestern cities to voice his support for the Catholic Church's crusade against "reproductive health" and the so...

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Funny story: Would Santorum Pick Pope Benedict As Running Mate If Former Is Chosen To Run for President?

Would Santorum Pick Pope Benedict As Running Mate If Former Is Chosen To Run for President?

In a surprise comment made at a campaign breakfast on February 20 in Muskegon, Michigan for 'Tea Party Young Zealots,' GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum stunned the crowd by daring the U.S. that if nominated, he will choose the Vatican's Pope Be...

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Funny story: Pope 'attention seeking' with own RIP prediction: reports

Pope 'attention seeking' with own RIP prediction: reports

Rome - A plot to top the Pope may be a self-inflicted rumor to boost his plummeting popularity ratings someone at the Vatican said today. Widespread media coverage implicating Sicilian Cardinal Paolo Romeo, Archbishop of Palermo's remarks in China...

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Funny story: Pope names 22 cardinals

Pope names 22 cardinals

Rome - He's pointing the finger at Sicilian-born Monsignor Vinnie 'The Gobbler' Mortadella, ex-Grand Master of the Order of the Holy Drive-By Shooting and sometime wannabe archbishop of Chicago, Illinois. Also fingered in this morning's announceme...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict in Alzheimers Names Kendall Jenner and Kylie Kardinals

Pope Benedict in Alzheimers Names Kendall Jenner and Kylie Kardinals

It's hard to keep up with the Kardashians Kris, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner just rocketed to the top of the nekts generation when Pope Benedict XVI named 22 new Cardinals today including Kendall J...

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Funny story: Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War

Pope Orders 'Missal Launch' on Salt Lake City, Igniting a Holy War

The Vatican - The introduction of a new Missal, the prayer book that serves as the script for the Catholic Mass, has resulted in a Holy War between two of the world's religions. Upon publication of the new spiritual guide last weekend, Pope Bened...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking the anti Cain Predicts Armageddon

Stephen Hawking the anti Cain Predicts Armageddon

The world's greatest scientist Stephen Hawking said today that unless we colonize space or learn to travel in time we will soon be extinct. Stephen Hawking said: "When the American people have Herman Cain atop the polls for Commander in Chief and Lea...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI in Voodoo Land Denies French Kissing Imam

Pope Benedict XVI in Voodoo Land Denies French Kissing Imam

Today Nov. 18, 2011 Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Benin, Africa the home of Voodoo. Originally Benin was named the Kingdom of Dahomey. Then it was renamed the Slave Coast. This week Pope Benedict XVI sued Benetton for using a picture of him kissing an...

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