Showing:

Funny satire stories about Polls

Try another search?

Funny story: Shock results in new sex survey

Shock results in new sex survey

A shocking new survey has lifted the lid on the sex lives of Brits. After decades of the world thinking that Brits would rather have a cup of Earl Grey than have sex, it now seems we are a race of sexual opportunists with the morals of a politician.

Read full story
Funny story: Nobody Has A Clue What They're Doing - Survey Reveals

Nobody Has A Clue What They're Doing - Survey Reveals

According to recently released figures from the DFFA* nobody in the UK has the slightest idea what they're doing, much less why they're doing whatever it is that they're doing. One field study revealed that a man in a supermarket, hovering by the...

Read full story
Funny story: "Obama Is NOT The Anti-Christ" Says Arkansas Preacher

"Obama Is NOT The Anti-Christ" Says Arkansas Preacher

HOT SPRINGS, ARKANSAS - In 2008, Reverend Jeremiah Lee Caine of the Abaddon's Gate Baptist Church became gravely concerned upon hearing Obama's claim that "this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow." According to Obama, his feats...

Read full story
Funny story: Humble Pie

Humble Pie

Public, it's a somber day. A recent poll showed that near on forty percent of America's youth support socialism over capitalism. I had intended upon being sickened in my post today, but an overwhelming sorrow o'ertakes my oration, obviously brought out by our less than omnipotent offsprings' impotent, incredulous intake of external propaganda. Moreover, more malicious than making maddening poll...

Read full story
Funny story: Poll Indicates That Liberals Believe Bush Is a GOD

Poll Indicates That Liberals Believe Bush Is a GOD

ARKHAM, MASSACHUSETTS - As political and economic troubles continue in the US, the American media still insists that President Obama is doing the best job that can be expected in a situation of Herculean adversity. However, using Christina Romer's 20...

Read full story
Funny story: Blind Squirrel Finds Nut. Trampled to Death by Angry Moose!

Blind Squirrel Finds Nut. Trampled to Death by Angry Moose!

At a research facility studying the effectiveness of political polls a blind squirrel by the name of Rocky was brutally hoofed to death by his long time civil partner Bullwinkle. The two are among a menagerie of retired cartoon stars at the joint and...

Read full story
Funny story: Gordon Brown and the Popularity Poll

Gordon Brown and the Popularity Poll

Gordon Brown unelected Prime Minister of the UK,the man who has the personality of a dead fish and smells like one to was the subject of a test carried out by a market research company. In the research the company asked a hundred people, to take...

Read full story
Funny story: Gay Quiz: Are You Gay? Find Out Here!

Gay Quiz: Are You Gay? Find Out Here!

It's a question I know many people will have pondered over at some time in their lives, and even the good readers of TheSpoof.com will have had times when they have experienced doubts over their own sexuality, and asked themselves: Am I gay? In today's strange world, it's easy to imagine that homosexuality is a normal thing, accepted, fashionable even, and that being gay is as regular as bears...

Read full story
Funny story: Is there anyone normal left asks survey?

Is there anyone normal left asks survey?

According to research published on the ever reliable internet, the following is proved by statistics: 1 in 8 men are gay, 1 in 3 girls are abused by their boyfriends, 1 in 4 people will have mental health issues, 1 in 6 men are abused as boys, 1 in 10 children are illegitimate, 1 in 12 people are colour blind, 1 in 10 have restless leg syndrome, 1 in 5 will get Alzheimers, 1 in 5 primary age ki...

Read full story
Funny story: Poll: Gay Babies are Less Adorable

Poll: Gay Babies are Less Adorable

Colorado Springs, CO - Heterosexual babies - cute, cuddly, maybe even precious. These were the descriptors most chosen by a group of five hundred respondents to a poll conducted by the Christian organization Focus on the Family. Survey particip...

Read full story
Funny story: Americans' Approval Rating Plummets

Americans' Approval Rating Plummets

WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - A Pew Research Center poll of current U.S. presidents reveals that the approval rating of American voters has plummeted from 100% in January, 2009 to 0% in July, showing that sitting U.S. presidents now overwhelmingly St...

Read full story
Funny story: Poll: Nine Out Of Ten Americans Fear Pineapples

Poll: Nine Out Of Ten Americans Fear Pineapples

Look out swine flu, there's a new paranoia sweeping the nation. Pineapples are now the most feared fruit on earth, surpassed only by the pomegranite, and are causing panic worldwide. Pineapples are normally docile creatures, but can have large outbursts of outrage, jabbing anyone nearby with their sharp spikes. They sometimes branch off and form clumps of wild pineapples, which should not be ap...

Read full story
Funny story: Galloping Crud Survey : Bush, The One I Would Most Like To...

Galloping Crud Survey : Bush, The One I Would Most Like To...

Galloping Crud News Service and Survey Mavens asked a million Americans to name the things that they would most like to do with former President George W Bush. The results of the survey have been published in the last three remaining US print new...

Read full story
Funny story: National Statistics Office sheds light on life in the UK

National Statistics Office sheds light on life in the UK

The National Statistics Office has unearthed some hitherto unpublished facts which were released today in an effort to get away from stories about mad Islamic clerics, Jade Goody, senior bankers' bonuses, the Home Secretary's homes, extortionate trai...

Read full story
Funny story: Gordon Brown 'Best Leader', Says Poll

Gordon Brown 'Best Leader', Says Poll

Gordon Brown is the best person to lead Britain through the current economic downturn, according to the results of a survey published today. The survey, conducted by independent think-tank LabourList, gave voters the choice between Gordon Brown, K...

Read full story
Funny story: Eva Mendes Crowned Most Desirable Woman

Eva Mendes Crowned Most Desirable Woman

Actress Eva Mendes was crowned as the most desirable woman of 2009 yesterday in a new poll by an online men's magazine that organizers swear is not all about looks but overall racks, Wooohooo!! Mendes, 34, "topped" the 9th annual list of "Top 99 M...

Read full story
Funny story: Millions of Americans think Bush should have sought 3rd term

Millions of Americans think Bush should have sought 3rd term

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - According to a November poll conducted by National Opinion Research Group, 28% of Americans still approved of the way Bush was handling his job as president. In view of this fact, NORG decided to find out more about this curious...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more