Police in Dorking claim to have won a major victory in the war on drugs after impounding a local pigeon racer's birds. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response unit, visited an address in Mafeking L...
Dorking police today ransacked a local amateur photographer's home and confiscated the contents of his studio. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response, unit descended on 27 Ladysmith Crescent short...
Police in Dorking were at the centre of a row today after digging up a local garden. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response unit descended on 34 Lucknow Gardens shortly after 7am. "We wanted to...
The Neapolitan Police Service today came under fire from an animal rights watchdog, following the shooting in East London of a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. Prior to the shooting, the crazed dog had viciously savaged five police officers, some of whom...
Police chiefs today outlined their new plans in how to respond to "social disturbances" or as we at Back and to the Left news call them "people acting batshit crazy". Police hope the new plans will help response times to events such as the London riots, and also allow them to use whatever means necessary to get the job done. The four point program was out lined as such. 1.Water Cannon-The p...
TOKELAU, NZ (CWTS World News) -- Cray Zeeman, a person with schizophrenia, was shot by a police officer that also had schizophrenia after going on a rampage in a gasoline station. According to the gasoline station's cashier and some CCTV camera fo...
Children were reunited with their parents today after a dramatic siege at the "Little Monkeys" play area in central Kettering. The drama began at closing time when several toddlers took action to stop, what they viewed, as a premature closing, and se...
An 85-year-old grandmother was arrested last night in Baton Rouge, Louisiana for feeding wild geese. Mrs. Sadie DuBois was placed under arrest when she was witnessed feeding dried corn to the local geese inhabiting Stonewall Jackson Park. Accor...
With all of their leftover disposable income being spent on college tuition rate hikes, students all over America are finding it harder and harder to find the money for extras to make themselves more appealing to potential partners. "We were count...
Following on from the furore surrounding the 'baseball-bat arrrest' incident in which three male and one female officer smashed a car to pieces using baseball-bats because the driver of the vehicle did not get out of his car in time, all police aroun...
It was a 'close call' for The Birmingham Scarlet Spoofer last night. Apparently he peeped into the wrong window. Inhopeless, Spoof Writer extraordinaire, was studying in his room (or so he told his mam) when he heard a tap on his bedroom window. He looked up in time to see the top end of a ladder being placed against the glass of his bedroom window. Without any hesitation, Inhopeless spri...
NEW YORK - Abdel Al-Fayad, 25, was going to pay his respect to fellow New Yorkers killed on 11th September, when he was quickly handcuffed by New York City Police and sent to the local precinct. "I don't get what's the deal!" said Al-Fayad, speaki...
Libyan jets were seen over London today to protect British citizens who were taking part in a demonstration and were being attacked by police. A spokesman for Col. Gadaffi said, "The UN allows us to intervene to protect British citizens from being...
BOSTON, Mass.-It seems that two brothers who were hungry past their dinner, ventured out to obtain some burgers, but finding every major burger joint closed, chose instead to buy hamburger meat at a local supermarket, that they thought was still open...
The treasury today told David Cameron, according to inside sources, that they could no longer fund the 'Rent-a-mobs' that the government hire to create violence at peaceful demonstrations to undermine the protesters' causes. This follows three lar...
A policeman who was caught on video massacring 56 women and children with a machine gun has walked free from court after successfully appealing against his conviction. P.C. Sylvester Sloane, 35, acknowledged that the victims all received bullet wo...
Rural Wiltshire, England: A privately educated 57-year-old Lady nearing her pension age and bus pass, who has a degree in microbiology from Warwick University and works as a market researcher, has fallen victim to the tin-pot dictatorship of the Wil...
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