London - Cat-gut sutures inside Kate Middleton's gob may have suddenly burst open 'like cheap knicker elastic' according to Palace sources today. The royal gravytrain freeloader's plastic surgery at a Mustique clinic in January saw ditsy dimples h...
Forget facelifts, fake boobs and hair transplants. The American public has tired of these old-line classics in their efforts to beat Father Time. In fact, the biggest craze in plastic surgery focus on "chinplants," forehead downsizing, and the "Pop...
LOS ANGELES - According to Heidi Montag's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue, she is absolutely crushed at the news that her brand new cable reality show has been cancelled after only airing two episodes. The show titled Heidi Talks Politics was re...
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan has vowed that her party girl days are over. The extremely freckled Tinsel Town starlet has stated that she has learned her lesson and she is thrilled beyond belief that she is not sitting in some cold, damp prison cell.
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers seem to be competing with each other to see which one can get the most plastic surgeries done. According to a recent article that appeared in the medical publication Say Ahh titled The Wonders and Whys...
BEVERLY HILLS - The second season of WE TV's Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best has just had its premier and Joan Rivers is her same angry, sarcastic, space alien-looking, meddling self. The woman known as "The Bitch of Bitterness" admits to havi...
Advertising watchdogs have indicated their support for a blanket ban on advertising for the elective plastic surgery industry after the industrial grade silicone sealant being used for breast implants has caused several women to experience breast exp...
Cheapskates Ahoy! A new form of plastic surgery is now available, and it's completely painless and astonishingly cheap! A yet-to-be-named firm, which plans to launch other death-related ideas, has a motto: "Look Your Best at Your Funeral-on the Ch...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Heidi Montag is back in the news and this time it is not because the undisputed "Queen of Plastic" has had yet another in her long line of cosmetic surgeries. The woman who, at last count, had gone under the vanity knife a total...
Plastic surgery for dogs is the hottest thing in Hollywood right now, and many practitioners are struggling to keep up. Not so Dr Michael Sag, a leading plastic surgeon who predicted the trend over a decade ago and runs the wildly successful Canine...
The recently married Duchess of Alba, Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 85, has created something of a stir among America's actresses and popular music singers. Her look, the inflated lips, wrinkling skin and wild hair ha...
Bloodyvostock - Does Russian wannabe president Vladimir Putin's plastic surgeon really hate him enough to stitch him up like former French art dealer's wife Jocelyne Wildenstein? The Kremlin rumor mill today said 'maybe' as hideous pix of a surgic...
Chad Ellington wished all his life he could be beautiful -- and forty cosmetic surgeries later his wish has come true. The new Ellington is not only beautiful, aesthetically-speaking, but he now wishes his ugly former compatriots would leave him alo...
Rebekah Brooks recently heard about the resemblance noted between herself and US Comedian 'Carrot Top'. She was so intrigued that she set up a secret meeting with Scott (his real name). They sat down at a small table in a basement cafe downtown L...
HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the soon-to-be filmed television series Vampire Vixens Gone Wild had to do some fancy maneuvering after one of the stars Cheryl Cole suddenly left America and returned to her home in England. Bandini Borrapelli informed...
Pamela Anderson has modelled her latest collection of very sexy undies herself and astonished the world because her boobs and bum are those of a 22 year-old and she's just turned 44! Pam has had a pretty raunchy life ever since she left the Baywat...
Prince Philip has agreed to undergo plastic surgery at the request of his grandchildren. They have agreed to foot the bill in the interest of small children and fragile old ladies in wheelchairs. Apparently, his grandchildren believe that a few p...
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