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Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones Reveals The Real Reason She Is Going Into Rehab

Catherine Zeta-Jones Reveals The Real Reason She Is Going Into Rehab

SANTA MONICA - Catherine Zeta-Jones said that she is so stressed out she decided to take an R&R trip down to sun-drenched Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. But she pointed out that the city is currently bustling with tourists due to the Annual Jalapeno...

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Funny story: George Clooney Buys Lindsay Lohan's House

George Clooney Buys Lindsay Lohan's House

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan put her house up on the market on Wednesday and on Friday she had it sold. The spacious home called Lucky LohanLand was priced at $1.8 million and it was purchased by George Clooney. According to Pico de Gallo with...

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Funny story: Ashley Judd Turns To Charlie Sheen For Support

Ashley Judd Turns To Charlie Sheen For Support

LOS ANGELES - It has not been a very good year for actress Ashley Judd and close friends are deeply concerned. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Ashley, 45, who is the sister of Wynonna Judd and daughter of Naomi Judd recently stated that sh...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

MARINA DEL REY - Christina Aguilera recently revealed that she had lost 17 pounds and is beginning to feel not as huge as she was getting to be. The former mentor on The Voice was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight what the secret t...

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Funny story: Julianne Hough Reveals a Secret About Ex-Boyfriend Ryan Seacrest

Julianne Hough Reveals a Secret About Ex-Boyfriend Ryan Seacrest

VENICE BEACH - Julianne Hough was all smiles as she sunbathed down at Venice Beach. The stunning blonde who was one of the most popular dancers to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars has said that she still has feelings for her ex-boyfriend Ryan...

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Funny story: Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

HOLLYWOOD - In a story that has even surprised long-time celebrity maven Barbara Walters, Charlie Sheen has told the entertainment media that Lindsay Lohan asked him to marry her. Sheen said that he was at the famed Santa Monica Pier eating some b...

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Funny story: Jesse James Takes Wife #4

Jesse James Takes Wife #4

LOS ANGELES - The man known as "Messy" Jesse James has just gotten married for the fourth time. And the lucky or perhaps unlucky new bride is 35-year-old drag racer Alexis "Tattoos" Dejoria, who just happens to be the daughter of a billionaire, hm...

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Funny story: Tucson Sets The Record For The Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade In America

Tucson Sets The Record For The Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade In America

TUCSON - The city of Tucson, Arizona is home to The Saguaro National Park. It is also the home of the largest loincloth producing factory in the entire United States. The Laughing Lynx Loincloth Company was established in 1883, and at one time it...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict To Meet With Lindsay Lohan

Pope Benedict To Meet With Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Word out of the Vatican is that Pope Benedict XVI, has informed his press secretary Leonora Sardinia to set up a meeting with the much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan. The pope, 85, said that last week he received a text m...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Devastated At Being Booted Off X-Factor

Khloe Kardashian Devastated At Being Booted Off X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner, AKA Mama Kardashian has stated that daughter Khloe is so upset at being fired from X-Factor that she is refusing to speak to the entertainment media. Khloe, 28, who is married to L.A. Clippers roundballer Lamar Odom, is st...

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Funny story: Beyonce Gives Up Lip Syncing For Good

Beyonce Gives Up Lip Syncing For Good

NEW ORLEANS - Beyonce has said that she has really been hurt and offended by all the hateful comments, remarks, and insults due to the fact that she decided to lip sync the "Stars Spangled Banner" at President Obama's Inauguration. The long-legged...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Explains Why She's Posing In a Nude Magazine Spread

Britney Spears Explains Why She's Posing In a Nude Magazine Spread

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears has really seen more than her share of ups and downs lately. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl was recently fired from her $15 million a year job as judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. And Spears after seeing her...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: "That's It, I Quit - Lohan The Flake Is On Her Own"

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: "That's It, I Quit - Lohan The Flake Is On Her Own"

LOS ANGELES - Shawn Holley, who was up until this week, Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, has got to be one of the most patient women in the entire United States. Holley has tried her best to help the little, misguided Hollywood rich girl, but all to no ava...

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Funny story: Dina Lohan Looks Younger Than Her Daughter Lindsay

Dina Lohan Looks Younger Than Her Daughter Lindsay

NEW YORK CITY - Many would agree that the Lohan family is perhaps one of the most dysfunctional family's east or west of the Mississippi River. Lindsay, who has been nicknamed "The Roller Coaster" by Jill Biden, wife of Vice-President Joe Biden, k...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Bristol Palin Caught In A PDA

Charlie Sheen and Bristol Palin Caught In A PDA

HOLLYWOOD - For the past few months Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has managed to keep pretty much of a low profile. But all that has now gone out the window as reported by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo. De Gallo has informed the Ameri...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Drew Ryniewicz - The Opening Act For The Rolling Stones

X-Factor's Drew Ryniewicz - The Opening Act For The Rolling Stones

NEWARK, New Jersey - This year marks the 50th anniversary of The Rolling Stones who have been rocking and rolling since 1962. Sir Humphrey Baronfeister, a spokesperson for The 50 Years and Counting Tour stated that the geriatric band will only be...

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Funny story: George Lopez Says Kirstie Alley Needs To Go On The Tortilla Diet

George Lopez Says Kirstie Alley Needs To Go On The Tortilla Diet

LA HABRA - Comedian George Lopez was in La Habra checking on a low-rider that he saw in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. As he was sitting in The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant he was approached by Pico de Gallo a reporter with Tittle Tattle Toni...

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