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Funny story: Mangelson - The Megalomaniac Ventriloquist

Mangelson - The Megalomaniac Ventriloquist

This morning's Today programme "interview" of Dark Lord Peter Mangelson has resulted in the Business Secretary being sectioned under the Mental Health Act. Repeatedly during the interview, the recently created peer interrupted and argued with hims...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown fights back

Gordon Brown fights back

Gordon Brown decided to fight the public perception of him being an idiot. The prime minister went on holiday and left in charge very questionable individuals to run the country. The logic was simple - public must see that he is so much better than h...

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Funny story: Lord Mandelson - Dual Personality?

Lord Mandelson - Dual Personality?

The police investigation into MP's expenses has identified a bizarre twist in the evidence trail. Whilst digging deeply into the claims of the MP for East Cheam, Mr Lamar Middleton Penrose, who has claimed the maximum possible expenses since his e...

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Funny story: We All Know Mangelson's a Twat - How Come We Don't Do Anything?

We All Know Mangelson's a Twat - How Come We Don't Do Anything?

No, Peter (Dark Lord) Mangelson is not the neighbour you would want. But why? Is it the smell of burning sulphur that permeates the atmosphere when he exhales? Is it that he has spun himself from Satan to Saviour in a few short weeks? Could it be that his time as European Commissioner For Something Or Other, secured for him by his best bud, Tony Bliar took him out of the public eye un...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Evil Warlock of Downing Street

Harry Potter and the Evil Warlock of Downing Street

As Harry finished his homework for the day, writing an essay about the importance of saving gender awareness whales from being harpooned by sarcastic satirists, the telephone rang, and it was his girlfriend Hermione on the line. 'Come round to my place now, Harry!', she said, 'an evil warlock has been spotted in my garden!', for she lived in Downing Street in Westminster, and soon the pair were...

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Funny story: Is Android Young of Oxfordshire PCT actually a Time Lord?

Is Android Young of Oxfordshire PCT actually a Time Lord?

Androids Last week our intrepid inquirers reported back on their findings that Android Young and Lubja Stikupyerarze of Oxfordshire PCT (Primary Care Trust) had discovered something more important than life or death. Teapot In a shock new develop...

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Funny story: It's Geoff Boycott's Corridor of Uncertainty III

It's Geoff Boycott's Corridor of Uncertainty III

Welcome. We have a very strange letter from a guy known only as 'Mandy', but I 'appen to know that his first name is Peter. Ok, here it is: Dear Geoff, I have a serious problem. Just recently I have developed the most dreadful anal warts. Not just one or two either. Scores of the bastards. It hurts when I sit down. And Ronaldo wont play leapfrog with me any more. I really like it when he pla...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown "Not Funny Enough for Red Nose Day"

Gordon Brown "Not Funny Enough for Red Nose Day"

It has been revealed that Prime Minister Gordon Brown followed in the footsteps of his predecessor Tony Blair, by filming a sketch with Catherine Tate for Comic Relief, in March - but BBC bosses decided not to show it on the night - because he isn't...

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Funny story: Peter Mandelson to fund custard company

Peter Mandelson to fund custard company

In a surprise move announced today, Lord Mandelson is funding a new venture, the "Lordmandy Custard Company". Based on his vast experience with custard, the company plans to produce a range of coloured custards, using only natural ingredients of c...

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Funny story: Fears Grow For Politician's Partner

Fears Grow For Politician's Partner

Fears that Lord Mandy's partner, Ronaldo, may be suffering from a mystery virus grew today. Lord Mandy appeared for an official engagement covered in a green substance. People immediately wondered if the source of this green substance could be Ronald...

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Funny story: Mandelson Nominated for BAFTA

Mandelson Nominated for BAFTA

Business Secretary Lord Mandelson has been nominated for a BAFTA award for services to comedy, it was announced this morning. The British Academy of Film and Television Arts is to present Mandelson with a special award. He is to be honoured jointl...

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Funny story: Mandelson in shock Royal Mail Van Climbdown

Mandelson in shock Royal Mail Van Climbdown

Peter Mandelson announced in Parliament today that the government has given in to postal union pressure and will now provide more Vans as part of the Royal Mail sell off. This is seen as a major embarrassment to the Labour government who had been el...

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Funny story: Mandelson pens "Sex crazed Politics"

Mandelson pens "Sex crazed Politics"

Peter Mandelson has taken up the pen and written his own spicy sexy novel. The novel which is due for release later year called "Sex crazed Politics" is about the sex charged happenings behind the scenes in the Houses of Parliament. The story...

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Funny story: Britain to Bail Out Automakers: On the Road Again With Morgan and MG Motors!

Britain to Bail Out Automakers: On the Road Again With Morgan and MG Motors!

London,UK/ Auto Nostalgia News - Treasury Business Secretary Peter Mandelson made auto news today with the announcement that $3.2B would be made available to bring back iconic English car marquees, Morgan and MG Motors in the hopes of stimulating th...

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Funny story: Peter Mandelson Launches Christmas Treats

Peter Mandelson Launches Christmas Treats

Peter Mandelson, or, to give him his full title, Lord Mandelson of Hartlepool, has this morning unveiled details of his very own festive culinary delights, Mandelson's Mincer PiesTM. The pies are the result of a recent collaberation with TV chef a...

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Funny story: Lord Mandelson To Host New BBC Show 'Strictly Come Mincing'

Lord Mandelson To Host New BBC Show 'Strictly Come Mincing'

Peter Mandelson, the MP who resigned from the government not once, but twice, over accusations that he was 'as bent as a nine-bob note', is to become the latest gay person to host a new BBC show which will cater for those with a tendency to bum men,...

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Funny story: Mandelson has Post Office growth

Mandelson has Post Office growth

A senior spokes person from the South Bemused Hospital For The Particularly Unwell, (SBHFTPU), today reported that Lord Mandelson was 'comfortable' and in 'high spirits' after it was revealed that he had a 'Post Office' like growth protruding from o...

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