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Funny story: Katie Price: I'm Bigger Than Peter Andre

Katie Price: I'm Bigger Than Peter Andre

Eyelash magnet Katie Jordan Price Reid (formerly Andre) has today announced that she will go head-to-head against her ex-husband for the remainder of his sell-out UK tour. At her Daily Price Conference Katie said, "I'm totally over Pete, and as yo...

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Funny story: Peter Andre Sick Of Media Attention

Peter Andre Sick Of Media Attention

Furious popstar, Peter Andre, has lashed out at the media in an astonishing tirade. The "Mysterious Girl" singer, 37, claims to be fed upof the public sympathy he has received, since his split with glamour-model, Jordan. Jordan, (real name Katie P...

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Funny story: Peter Andre: It's Time I Got Tattoo Removed

Peter Andre: It's Time I Got Tattoo Removed

Aussie heart-throb, all round good guy and virtual saint, Peter Andre, has today announced he is to have a tattoo removed. Speaking from a London clinic prior to the procedure Andre said, "I watched my ex-wife on TV recently when she said my name...

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Funny story: Alex Reid and Peter Andre to battle it out

Alex Reid and Peter Andre to battle it out

Alex Reid has reportedly accepted Peter Andre's cry to 'battle to the death,' after Reid told his cage friends all about 'Pete's little winkey.' Reid's buddies were said to have 'pissed their jocks,' at the many tales Reid blurted out, all told to hi...

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Funny story: Katona Signs For Team Andre

Katona Signs For Team Andre

Ex-atomic kitten, ex-rehab resident and ex-wife Kerry Katona has this morning signed up with Peter Andre's management team for an estimated £5.80 per hour. In a statement Andre's manager Claire is said to have said, "I can confirm that the agency...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Warns Peter Andre

Alex Reid Warns Peter Andre

The second husband belonging to supermodel Katie Price, Alex Reid, has today sent a message containing a stark warning her first husband, Peter Andre. Cross-dressing Reid, Katie's most recent marriage acquisition, did not attend the press conferen...

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Funny story: Peter Andre In Hiding

Peter Andre In Hiding

I have received unconfirmed reports that singer/songwriter Peter Andre has gone into hiding and may cancel the remainder of his tour. His whereabouts are unknown and his management are not answering their phones. His disappearance is believed by s...

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Funny story: Peter Andre And Alex Reid To Feature Together In Pointless News Article

Peter Andre And Alex Reid To Feature Together In Pointless News Article

Katie Price aka Jordan was cock a hoop last night as she struck a six figure deal with an international publisher for the exclusive rights to publish details of an interview with Peter Andre and Alex Reid - to be conducted in the same room. It rem...

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Funny story: Peter Andre's Lover Speaks Out (Again)

Peter Andre's Lover Speaks Out (Again)

Peter Andre's secret lover has spoken out for the second time about their brief fling. The ex-glamour model and stylist, Baddy Form, has revealed that she needs to tell the world again her side of an affair that no one would have known about unless...

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Funny story: Peter Andre: I Regret Fling

Peter Andre: I Regret Fling

Peter Andre has talked for the first time about the regret he feels following the shock revelations at the weekend that he has been having a secret fling with international megastar Susan Boyle. Peter said, "I've been a fool. I got tempted, but wi...

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Funny story: Katie Price: It Was A Set-Up

Katie Price: It Was A Set-Up

Katie Price has exclusively revealed the truth behind the secret love affair of her former husband Peter Andre. She informed the press this morning that she set Pete up by planting a secret lover within his circle of friends. Katie revealed how sh...

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Funny story: Peter Andre: Secret Girlfriend Named

Peter Andre: Secret Girlfriend Named

I can exclusively reveal that Peter Andre has been involved in a secret love affair for the past few months, despite taking an official line with the media that he is single. Speculation over Peter's love life has been rife since he split with his...

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Funny story: Celebrity Marriage Collpase Horror; Peter Andre rubs hands together; John Terry just rubs

Celebrity Marriage Collpase Horror; Peter Andre rubs hands together; John Terry just rubs

In a move that has surprised absolutely nobody, Girls Aloud "celebrity" wife Cheryl "he's like a brother to me" Cole is set to divorce her trophy husband Ashley Cole. Cole made the announcement recently, after much speculation that her husband had...

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Funny story: Peter Andre: I'm On Team Tweedy

Peter Andre: I'm On Team Tweedy

Team Andre have been instructed to support Cheryl Cole, following this afternoon's predictable announcement that the nation's sweetheart has separated from her wayward husband Ashley. Immediately after the announcement was made Peter tweeted an i...

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Funny story: Alex Reid - Mr Jordan - Well Up For A Fight

Alex Reid - Mr Jordan - Well Up For A Fight

Close friends of Alex Reid, the latest Mister Katie Jordan Price today warned reporters not to take the mickey out of the cross dressing cage fighter, because he's in a foul mood and reportedly well up for a good scrap. Item one on Alex Reid's lis...

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Funny story: Sky News Anchor Kay Burley Facing Calls to be Axed

Sky News Anchor Kay Burley Facing Calls to be Axed

Not to be outdone by football sex scandals, MP expense debacles, French lingerie models or Scientologists preaching to Haitian earthquake victims, fans of Aussie pop song strangler Peter Andre, the former husband of Katie Price have been flexing thei...

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Funny story: Brain Dead Man Cries live on TV

Brain Dead Man Cries live on TV

An emotional Peter Andre stopped a live Bilge News TV interview after breaking down while talking about his children and celebrity whore Katie Price. Andre asked to quit the interview with Bilge's Fenella Vadge after stating her: "I'm sorry for re...

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