Furious stars were reaching for their "talc and shampoo" as the PM announced that the "peoples favorite" boozer would be the Baby Shamples front man Peter Doherty.
London - (OMFG Press): Babyshambles singer and stalwart druggie Peter Doherty has managed to worm his way back to Kate Moss's favors as well as her bed according to cleaning staff employed at the London Hilton Hotel where the pair were spotted ho...
London - (Ass Mess): A tantalising new career as an escapology artist is on the cards for Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty after he managed to legally charm his way out of bail violations charges despite being busted for drug possession yet again...
Stafford - (Ass Mess): Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty was under arrest again today on suspicion of selling intra-cutaneous cocaine patches at the V Festival in Stafford this weekend.
After putting his sordid past behind him and beginning a new chapter with partner, Jud Charlton, 38, their efforts at serious entertainment in the Cabaret world have a come a cropper since their appearance in Tim Arnold's video of a Pete Doherty...
London - (Ass Mess): Near-bankrupt Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has told mates at Camden's Whorely Arms pub - where his unpaid bar tab has now exceeded its statutory £50,000 monthly limit - that he will settle all his debts by the weekend aft...
Westway Trailer Park, West London - (Rotters): A barrister acting for Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has told a London magistrates court that the musician's subcutaneous anti-heroin abuse implant shows signs of rejection by his body and must be...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Pete Doherty's mother Jacqueline Doherty has told reporters that ever since her son split with girlfriend Kate Moss his financial troubles have piled up as his bank cancelled his overdraft and withdrew all his cred...
San Tropez, France -(Ass Mess): Model Kate Moss is said to be livid as she bides her time away from the paparazzi amid more press revelations that another seven women have come forward with their kiss-and-tell stories of shagging her ex Pete Doherty.
London - (Ass Mess): Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has moved into his bijou, open-plan, post-modernist, uniquely-appointed estate-agents' dream trailer under the West London dual carriageway called Westway.
London - (Rioters): Babyshambles musician Pete Doherty has slammed Kate Moss as a paranoid old slag whose jealousies drove him over the edge into crack cocaine use.
After the chaos in Oxford Street earlier this week when Kate Moss revealed her new clothing range in Top Shop, there was more blind panic in the same street today when she ducked into McDonalds to us...
London ground to a standstill today as The Top Shop Kate Moss collection hit the shelves. Women as thin as slivers of twig queued around the block of the flagship store in an attempt to get in first, grab a few garments and flog them on Ebay for mega...
Pete Doherty shocked the nation yesterday in admitting that he regularly inserts five ecstasy tablets into his anus, whilst at the same time swallowing ten (in his words) "on the head".
Former Libertine, Pete Doherty, and his fiancee, supermodel Kate Moss, rushed to the side of pal, David Cameron, last night as allegations of drug abuse threatened to wreck the Tory leader's career.
Singer Pete Doherty of pop band Babyshambles has announced he is to snort, uninterrupted - the longest line of cocaine in the world ever. Police officials have ok'd the event & it is hoped the singer will die & stop wasting Polic...
The Cocaine industry is celebrating the marriage of cocaine induced couples Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. Soon after the marriage announcement was made, the price of the coco plant quadrupled on the London and New York stock exchange.
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