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Funny story: Peter Doherty to become the "people's piss head"

Peter Doherty to become the "people's piss head"

Furious stars were reaching for their "talc and shampoo" as the PM announced that the "peoples favorite" boozer would be the Baby Shamples front man Peter Doherty.

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Funny story: Doherty worms his way back to Moss's bed

Doherty worms his way back to Moss's bed

London - (OMFG Press): Babyshambles singer and stalwart druggie Peter Doherty has managed to worm his way back to Kate Moss's favors as well as her bed according to cleaning staff employed at the London Hilton Hotel where the pair were spotted ho...

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Funny story: Doherty's new career as escapologist

Doherty's new career as escapologist

London - (Ass Mess): A tantalising new career as an escapology artist is on the cards for Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty after he managed to legally charm his way out of bail violations charges despite being busted for drug possession yet again...

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Funny story: Doherty arrested after selling coke patches at V festival

Doherty arrested after selling coke patches at V festival

Stafford - (Ass Mess): Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty was under arrest again today on suspicion of selling intra-cutaneous cocaine patches at the V Festival in Stafford this weekend.

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Funny story: Fillis hits back: "I am not Pete Doherty"

Fillis hits back: "I am not Pete Doherty"

After putting his sordid past behind him and beginning a new chapter with partner, Jud Charlton, 38, their efforts at serious entertainment in the Cabaret world have a come a cropper since their appearance in Tim Arnold's video of a Pete Doherty...

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Funny story: Pete Doherty offered £2 million for Kate Moss sex tapes

Pete Doherty offered £2 million for Kate Moss sex tapes

London - (Ass Mess): Near-bankrupt Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has told mates at Camden's Whorely Arms pub - where his unpaid bar tab has now exceeded its statutory £50,000 monthly limit - that he will settle all his debts by the weekend aft...

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Funny story: Pete Doherty's smack patch "rejected by his body"

Pete Doherty's smack patch "rejected by his body"

Westway Trailer Park, West London - (Rotters): A barrister acting for Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has told a London magistrates court that the musician's subcutaneous anti-heroin abuse implant shows signs of rejection by his body and must be...

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Funny story: Pete Doherty's bank cancelled his credit says Mom

Pete Doherty's bank cancelled his credit says Mom

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Pete Doherty's mother Jacqueline Doherty has told reporters that ever since her son split with girlfriend Kate Moss his financial troubles have piled up as his bank cancelled his overdraft and withdrew all his cred...

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Funny story: Kate Moss furious as another seven women admit shagging Doherty

Kate Moss furious as another seven women admit shagging Doherty

San Tropez, France -(Ass Mess): Model Kate Moss is said to be livid as she bides her time away from the paparazzi amid more press revelations that another seven women have come forward with their kiss-and-tell stories of shagging her ex Pete Doherty.

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Funny story: Trailer Trash Doherty living under London's Westway dual carriageway

Trailer Trash Doherty living under London's Westway dual carriageway

London - (Ass Mess): Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has moved into his bijou, open-plan, post-modernist, uniquely-appointed estate-agents' dream trailer under the West London dual carriageway called Westway.

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Funny story: Doherty slams Kate Moss as paranoid old slag

Doherty slams Kate Moss as paranoid old slag

London - (Rioters): Babyshambles musician Pete Doherty has slammed Kate Moss as a paranoid old slag whose jealousies drove him over the edge into crack cocaine use.

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Funny story: Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

After the chaos in Oxford Street earlier this week when Kate Moss revealed her new clothing range in Top Shop, there was more blind panic in the same street today when she ducked into McDonalds to us...

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Funny story: Pete Prats About at Kate Moss Top Shop Debut

Pete Prats About at Kate Moss Top Shop Debut

London ground to a standstill today as The Top Shop Kate Moss collection hit the shelves. Women as thin as slivers of twig queued around the block of the flagship store in an attempt to get in first, grab a few garments and flog them on Ebay for mega...

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Funny story: Drug Lust for Kate and Pete

Drug Lust for Kate and Pete

Pete Doherty shocked the nation yesterday in admitting that he regularly inserts five ecstasy tablets into his anus, whilst at the same time swallowing ten (in his words) "on the head".

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Funny story: Pete Doherty to help David Cameron get clean

Pete Doherty to help David Cameron get clean

Former Libertine, Pete Doherty, and his fiancee, supermodel Kate Moss, rushed to the side of pal, David Cameron, last night as allegations of drug abuse threatened to wreck the Tory leader's career.

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Funny story: Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Singer Pete Doherty of pop band Babyshambles has announced he is to snort, uninterrupted - the longest line of cocaine in the world ever. Police officials have ok'd the event & it is hoped the singer will die & stop wasting Polic...

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Funny story: Cocaine prices boosted by marriage of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

Cocaine prices boosted by marriage of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

The Cocaine industry is celebrating the marriage of cocaine induced couples Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. Soon after the marriage announcement was made, the price of the coco plant quadrupled on the London and New York stock exchange.

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