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Funny story: 2.3 TRILLION dollars stolen the day before 911 - The Mr X Files

2.3 TRILLION dollars stolen the day before 911 - The Mr X Files

Mr X has been speaking to a former employee of the pentagon a Whistleblower who prefers to remain anonymous. At a restaurant in New York Mr X was told by the former pentagon employee don't just believe what I have to say without checking it out yourself. The Whistleblower went on to explain that the night before the 911 terrorist incident Donald Rumsfeld announced that 2.3 TRILLION dollars wen...

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Funny story: Disney Presents Animation Deal to US Pentagon

Disney Presents Animation Deal to US Pentagon

EMERYVILLE, CA - Today, president Donald Disney of SliXar Animation Studios, a CGI production company based in Emeryville, California, contacted the U.S. Pentagon about producing a series of animated shorts featuring Air Force One. This follows th...

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Funny story: Pentagon's Hummer Laser Gun 'targetting Mexican dope planes'

Pentagon's Hummer Laser Gun 'targetting Mexican dope planes'

Tuscon, Arizona - (Sinsemilla Mess): The Pentagon has unveiled its latest high tech weapon against pesky Mexican dope fiends currently flooding California with psycho-grade Acapulco Gold cannabis strains. Giant Hummer-mounted laser guns capable of...

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Funny story: Gates at Pentagon and Henderson at Homeland Recruit Foreign Workers

Gates at Pentagon and Henderson at Homeland Recruit Foreign Workers

With the US suffering its highest unemployment rates in decades two prominent government departments claim that they have had to hire foreign workers to fill essential spots. Gates of the Pentagon says that he couldn't find US doctors, nurses and...

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Funny story: Pentagon Expanding Number of Aliens Recruited: Ranks to Include More Wookies, Klingons, Droids

Pentagon Expanding Number of Aliens Recruited: Ranks to Include More Wookies, Klingons, Droids

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The Pentagon has issued a directive to expand the number of aliens it recruits into the military in yet another effort to make up for chronic shortages of warriors, doctors, and linguists available for wartime duty. The...

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Funny story: Powerful quark emissions from secret navy base blamed for Qantas terror plunge

Powerful quark emissions from secret navy base blamed for Qantas terror plunge

Singapore - (X-Files Mess): The Pentagon hinted today that potent quark-like emissions from an experimental relativistic quantum field project at a secret US/Australian naval communications base were being blamed for a sudden Qantas Airbus jet dive l...

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Funny story: Pentagon To Close Down Camp Batman

Pentagon To Close Down Camp Batman

It's official now, as of this morning, Camp Batman is closing in the latest cost-cutting measures of the Pentagon, according to General D.C. Kane. "This was a great place in its heyday back in the Sixties", stated General Kane. "We had highly trai...

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Funny story: Pentagon's 'synthetic telepathy' technology siphoned off from retro-engineered UFO

Pentagon's 'synthetic telepathy' technology siphoned off from retro-engineered UFO

Washington AC/DC - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon scientists have siphoned off synthetic telepathy technology from a retro-engineered mothercraft that was once stored in the top security Roswell hangar known as Area 51. The move marks a radical departur...

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Funny story: Crack British Hacker Lands Pentagon Job

Crack British Hacker Lands Pentagon Job

Former computer hacker Ray G McNonnik has landed a plum job in the Pentagon. McNonnik, will fly to Arlington next week to take up his post. He shot to fame after hacking the McDonald's Corporation computer systems in Oak Brook, Illinois, whereby...

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Funny story: Pentagon announces formation of United States morale corps

Pentagon announces formation of United States morale corps

Washington - Today Pentagon officials announced the formation of the newest branch of military service, The United States Morale Corps. Joining the Coast Guard, Navy, Marines, Air force, and Army, the Morale corps will provide members of the other se...

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Funny story: Pentagon crude stockpiles equivalent to total OPEC reserves

Pentagon crude stockpiles equivalent to total OPEC reserves

Off-the-Wall St - (Ass Mess): "Sure, we're blaming voracious offshore carpetbaggers, money-grubbing oligarchal war-whores, assorted Axis of Evil foreign speculators and irresponsible neo-Stalinist Asian gas-guzzlers for the soaring price of...

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Funny story: Pentagon blames Chinese astrology as quake obliterates nuclear weapons factories

Pentagon blames Chinese astrology as quake obliterates nuclear weapons factories

Beijing - (Cosmic Mess): The Pentagon has blamed giant fissures in traditional Chinese astrological thinking for the obliteration of key underground nuclear weapons factories in Sichuan Province.

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Funny story: Pentagon Stops Cremating Soldiers in Pet Crematoria

Pentagon Stops Cremating Soldiers in Pet Crematoria

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Pentagon has announced that it will immediately stop cremating slain US soldiers in pet crematoria.

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Funny story: Pentagon glee at new Chinese underground nuclear sub base located on crucial tectonic plate faultline

Pentagon glee at new Chinese underground nuclear sub base located on crucial tectonic plate faultline

Washington AC/DC - (Seismic Mess): The ghost of heroic April 1st 2001 Hainan Island Incident pilot Wang Wei would probably be kicking himself right now...

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Funny story: Aldrich Ames parole plea-bargain hears Pentagon approved torture of witnesses to Bush's assassination of JFK

Aldrich Ames parole plea-bargain hears Pentagon approved torture of witnesses to Bush's assassination of JFK

Washington AC/DC - (Mercenary Mess): A Parole Board hearing has listened to a plea bargain by former CIA/KGB double agent Aldrich Ames about Pentagon complicity in the sanction of torture of key JFK assassination witnesses.

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Funny story: OAP to sue Pentagon as rogue satellite debris ruins laundry, vegetable allotment and local bingo hall

OAP to sue Pentagon as rogue satellite debris ruins laundry, vegetable allotment and local bingo hall

Barnsley, Yorkshire - (Hydrazine Mess): Octogenarian old age pensioner Mrs Doris Pratt has vowed to sue the Pentagon after branding its recent attempts to blast a toxic rogue satellite with a S&M-3 sea-launched missile as a horribly amateurish clay p...

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Funny story: Pentagon to replace Jesus with Thor, Zeus

Pentagon to replace Jesus with Thor, Zeus

Washington, DC - The Department of Defense is experimenting with replacing Jesus as an element of basic training in favor of more warlike deities, such as Thor and Zeus. "We have nothing against the Prince of Peace," said the religious consultant...

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