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Funny story: Lovesick teen inadvertently brings about world peace

Lovesick teen inadvertently brings about world peace

Darren Seal, a teenager from Bristol, has been attributed with ending all war and plunging planet Earth in to a time of unprecedented peace. On Wednesday, Darren and his then girlfriend Margo, were involved in a rather bitter argument over play-do...

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Funny story: "It's just too peaceful" Claim Top Celebrity Journalists

"It's just too peaceful" Claim Top Celebrity Journalists

Geneva, Switzerland - the world's top celebrity journalists have reported that because of the lack of war, celebrity death or scandal, there is little to write about. Conspiracy theorists are also strangely quiet. [blank] [blank] [blank]...

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Funny story: Pakistan in self-destruction mode before IPO listing

Pakistan in self-destruction mode before IPO listing

ISLAMABAD: According to the latest development in Pakistan, the smart and super intelligent computer have predicted that world wants to break Pakistan into million pieces and drop them into stock exchange. The Pakistani Minister have even confirm...

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Funny story: Barack Obama To Release 'Peace' Single For Iran

Barack Obama To Release 'Peace' Single For Iran

It was announced this morning that US President, Barack Obama, is to release a Hip Hop version of "Love Will Build A Bridge" with over 50 of the World's pop legends, in the hope of "building some bridges with love" in Iran. In a press conference a...

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Funny story: Bush Threatens War, Brokers Peace

Bush Threatens War, Brokers Peace

It has not been an easy transition to private life for former president George Bush.He wakes up each morning wondering where his valet is and why breakfast isn't ready yet. He wanders the parched acres of his Crawford Texas ranch wondering why the ro...

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Funny story: Key To World Peace Discovered - And Lost

Key To World Peace Discovered - And Lost

In an unprecedented find this week, U.S. Army soldiers stationed in a remote region of Iraq stumbled across ancient cave dwellings. The caves are thought to have been inhabited by civilized humans as much as 25 thousand years ago. But what was truly...

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Funny story: Supernanny Jo Frost to broker Middle East peace deal

Supernanny Jo Frost to broker Middle East peace deal

LONDON, U.K. - Violence has again erupted in the Middle East, leaving at least 375 dead in Gaza. Jo Frost, star of the hit reality TV series Supernanny, responded to the violence saying, "These people are obviously over-stimulated. Someone needs to...

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Funny story: UK Peacekeepers Redeploy as International Undertakers

UK Peacekeepers Redeploy as International Undertakers

British and German international peacekeepers have informed the EU and the desperate people of the Congo that they have chosen to retrain as morticians and gravediggers. The UK General in charge of the peacekeeping forces for the EU, Gen Hennie E...

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Funny story: Peace Breaks Out In Manchester - Police Baffled

Peace Breaks Out In Manchester - Police Baffled

Greater Manchester Police were left on tenterhooks today following a relatively trouble free night in the city. There were no reported killings, mass brawls. near riots, serious assaults or threats of civil war. Authorities in the city waited anx...

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Funny story: New 3G iPhone solves middle east peace crisis

New 3G iPhone solves middle east peace crisis

The hotly anticipated new invention from those boys in silicon valley has now arrived - the telephone! With this ingenious device you can speak to someone else who is not in earshot. they might even be in the next village.

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Funny story: Obama Declares We Have Peace in Our Time!

Obama Declares We Have Peace in Our Time!

After meetings with every terrorist SOB on the planet, BH Obama deplaned in London and declared to all who would listen that we now had peace in our time. Peacemaker Barack found that the almost eight years of macho Bushit was completely unnecessary...

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Funny story: ABBA's White House Visit to discuss new peace initiative in Israel

ABBA's White House Visit to discuss new peace initiative in Israel

The Swedish pop group ABBA today attended a meeting with President Bush to see whether they could contribute to the peace process in Israel.

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Funny story: The Pope is an Elitist

The Pope is an Elitist

The Pope is a fake, he proclaims peace while backing war in Gods name.

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Funny story: New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

In the Middle-Eastern city of Jerusalem a new religion is rapidly spreading, preaching peace on Earth, forgiveness of sins, and love for one's neighbour. This religion is Christianity.

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Funny story: Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap - A Day in the Life

Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap - A Day in the Life

I never know what each day will bring. It could bring world peace, or a nuclear apocalypse, but I do know that at some point I will utter the immortal words 'Oh Boy' and that someone will think I am mad because I am talking to myself.

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Funny story: Stopped Clock Chimes a Winner!

Stopped Clock Chimes a Winner!

I was sitting on the toilet this morning (I found a dime under the Coke machine) reading the paper and George Bush made me gag. Gagging in the restroom is not recommended, but on the back page of the front section (where I assume it will be overlooked) the Associated Press reported that the President has called for the elimination of all tariffs and subsidies, worldwide, to promote peace and prosp...

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Funny story: And A Happy Thanksgiving To You! IN JAIL!

And A Happy Thanksgiving To You! IN JAIL!

Well, maybe you don't need to go to jail to have a happy Thanksgiving, but I was feeling quite Mr. Potterish today, as the GD season of peace and love creeps into my butt.

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