Before leaving Buenos Aires after a two hour Pep Rally with current Argentinean President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner, she and her husband take turns at the job, a triumphant Clinton held up a wrinkled parchment and shouted to the ecstatic crowd...
President Adolf Hitler has said Germany must uphold moral standards when waging wars that are necessary and justified, as he accepted his Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo. In his speech he defended the role of Germany in the Soviet Union, arguing the use...
Darren Seal, a teenager from Bristol, has been attributed with ending all war and plunging planet Earth in to a time of unprecedented peace. On Wednesday, Darren and his then girlfriend Margo, were involved in a rather bitter argument over play-do...
Geneva, Switzerland - the world's top celebrity journalists have reported that because of the lack of war, celebrity death or scandal, there is little to write about. Conspiracy theorists are also strangely quiet. [blank] [blank] [blank]...
ISLAMABAD: According to the latest development in Pakistan, the smart and super intelligent computer have predicted that world wants to break Pakistan into million pieces and drop them into stock exchange. The Pakistani Minister have even confirm...
It was announced this morning that US President, Barack Obama, is to release a Hip Hop version of "Love Will Build A Bridge" with over 50 of the World's pop legends, in the hope of "building some bridges with love" in Iran. In a press conference a...
It has not been an easy transition to private life for former president George Bush.He wakes up each morning wondering where his valet is and why breakfast isn't ready yet. He wanders the parched acres of his Crawford Texas ranch wondering why the ro...
In an unprecedented find this week, U.S. Army soldiers stationed in a remote region of Iraq stumbled across ancient cave dwellings. The caves are thought to have been inhabited by civilized humans as much as 25 thousand years ago. But what was truly...
LONDON, U.K. - Violence has again erupted in the Middle East, leaving at least 375 dead in Gaza. Jo Frost, star of the hit reality TV series Supernanny, responded to the violence saying, "These people are obviously over-stimulated. Someone needs to...
British and German international peacekeepers have informed the EU and the desperate people of the Congo that they have chosen to retrain as morticians and gravediggers. The UK General in charge of the peacekeeping forces for the EU, Gen Hennie E...
Greater Manchester Police were left on tenterhooks today following a relatively trouble free night in the city. There were no reported killings, mass brawls. near riots, serious assaults or threats of civil war. Authorities in the city waited anx...
The hotly anticipated new invention from those boys in silicon valley has now arrived - the telephone! With this ingenious device you can speak to someone else who is not in earshot. they might even be in the next village.
After meetings with every terrorist SOB on the planet, BH Obama deplaned in London and declared to all who would listen that we now had peace in our time. Peacemaker Barack found that the almost eight years of macho Bushit was completely unnecessary...
The Swedish pop group ABBA today attended a meeting with President Bush to see whether they could contribute to the peace process in Israel.
The Pope is a fake, he proclaims peace while backing war in Gods name.
In the Middle-Eastern city of Jerusalem a new religion is rapidly spreading, preaching peace on Earth, forgiveness of sins, and love for one's neighbour. This religion is Christianity.
I never know what each day will bring. It could bring world peace, or a nuclear apocalypse, but I do know that at some point I will utter the immortal words 'Oh Boy' and that someone will think I am mad because I am talking to myself.
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