Berlin, Germany. Paul the amazing Octopus, still riding high following his World Cup successes, has been auctioned off by his aquarium managers to Donald Trump, the wealthy American entrepreneur and owner of the most hilarious hair do on the planet.
Some Subo fanatics are keen to put an offer in to buy Paul the psychic octopus. It is well known that a number of them have very wealthy husbands and since the demise of the SuBoat they bought (see related story by Harold F. Quey), they feel they...
By now, everyone who followed the World Cup has heard about how a psychic octopus in Germany had 100% accuracy in picking the winners of the World Cup matches and ultimately the World Cup itself. His fate is in the hands of the people who own him.
England coach Fabio Capello emerged from his meeting with FA bosses at Lancaster Gate yesterday knowing that his job was safe - for the moment, at least - but surprised many with his astonishing assertion that the team had underperformed because of t...
Berlin, Germany - In emerging news, Paul the amazing Octupus has been found dead in a lobster tank at a popular Berlin restaurant. It is believed some Spanish football fans kidnapped Paul and took him out to dinner in celebration of Spain's victor...
The octopus that has successfully predicted the outcomes of several World Cup football matches, has been at BBC Broadcasting House this afternoon to screen a special programme during which he forecasts what the winning numbers will be in Saturday's N...
"Radioman - so called because he wears a large radio around his neck - is a cult figure thanks to his appearance in a string of movies. He has been photographed with hundreds of Hollywood stars and is on friendly terms with everyone from Russell Crow...
The BBC today announced major changes to it's Match of the Day programme next season. The flagship show shown on Saturday nights will have a new pundit presenting it with the news that Paul the German octopus fresh from his success at predicting resu...
Rochdale FC commercial department have today announced the employment of 'Paul the Psychic octopus'. After the cephalopod mollusk's fantastic performance in predicting several outcomes of recent World Cup fixtures, the Lancashire outfit stepped i...
People are coming out of the woodwork with theories about how Paul, the psychic octopus, actually predicted the outcomes of so many World Cup games over the past weeks. Irma Lier, from Todsport, New South Wales says: "In my humble opinion, the...
Famous octopus Paul is to be made into a blockbuster movie directed by Carlton Chews of Lost fame. He will be played by The Elephant Man who shot to fame in the 1980s after his Oscar winning portrayal of John Hurt. Other stars lined up include Los...
The mystery surrounding Octopus Paul's future career prospects was resolved last night when he was overheard talking to Lady Aga, one of the famous pop star's cooks. Gaga has purchased Paul and he will feature as a hat in her next concert in Sea Worl...
Following his amazing feats at the nineteenth FIFA World Cup, Paul the Octupus has made further predictions that have astonished many observers. The "mollusc with muscle" has now predicted that West Ham United will win the 2011 FA Cup, Real Madrid...
Paul The Psychic Octopus is famous, after his amazing series of accurate predictions of World Cup results. Having "won" the final too, it might be appropriate to say that the world would seem to be his oyster, as it were, writes Moll Usk, Celebrity C...
Well, Paul the psychic octopus did indeed come through. Spain won the World Cup just as Paul predicted. I don't think we have ever seen such a 'dirty' final. An amazing amount of yellow cards, uncountable free kicks and a sending off. Why did they...
Those bloody Germans have been at it again. Not satisfied with finishing 3rd in the World Cup, hammering England 4-1, and marmalising the Argies 4-0, they wheel out a bloody psychic octopus. What they keep rather quiet about though, is that Paul t...
In a stunning announcement this morning, Paul, the Physic Octopus, has picked Sarah Palin to win the US presidency in 2012. With almost a perfect record in predicting World Cup soccer games, the famous Octopus has given new life to Republican hopes f...
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