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Funny story: Paul Ryan Does Full Spread Centerfold Photo Shoot for Playchick Magazine

Paul Ryan Does Full Spread Centerfold Photo Shoot for Playchick Magazine

The Romney presidential campaign has released a statement affirming that Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan has just finished shooting a full spread with Playchick Magazine. Robert Benson, an official Romney spokesman, had this to say at a press conference called to explain the campaign's latest move: "Congressman Ryan has posed for Playchick to prove, in plain sight, how dedicated he and...

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Funny story: Palin looks to Raisins for Inspiration

Palin looks to Raisins for Inspiration

Former Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin has been accused of making a racist comment when she accused President Obama of 'shuck and jive shtick'. In a statement Palin said "I just said what his voters might say. I used to watch them Californ...

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Funny story: Sarah Plain Apologizes To Paul Ryan For Her Daughter Piper Palin's Remarks

Sarah Plain Apologizes To Paul Ryan For Her Daughter Piper Palin's Remarks

MISSOULA, Montana - Sarah "Snow Plow" Palin was in the town of Missoula, where reportedly dice were first invented. She was speaking to a crowd of licensed moose hunters in the Red Lumberjack Cap Hall. Palin, who takes pride in being referred t...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan's Grandmother Is Voting For President Obama

Paul Ryan's Grandmother Is Voting For President Obama

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Paul Ryan has just received some devastating political news. It appears that his grandmother Mayshack Ophelia Woodpeckler, 93, has written him a letter telling him that she has decided that she is going to vote for President O...

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Funny story: The Million Muppet March Scares Paul Ryan

The Million Muppet March Scares Paul Ryan

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The organizers of The Million Muppet March say that the event is gaining momentum daily. Michael "Gonzo" Bellavia and Chris "Fozzie Bear" Mecham say that they decided to put the march together after hearing Mitt "The Flip Floppe...

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Funny story: Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Last night the second presidential debate took place at Hofstra University, Hempstead, New York. It didn't turn out as expected. Gone were the typical boring questions about the stagnating economy, failing foreign policy and tedious domestic is...

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Funny story: Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Alfred Cummings, proctologist to the stars, has performed many miracles operating on Hollywood assholes. Just to name a few; he claims to have rebored the bungholes of such Hollywood notables as Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwoo...

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Funny story: Ryan sets up more hit and run photo ops

Ryan sets up more hit and run photo ops

After pushing his way into the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society soup kitchen Saturday morning Paul Ryan has been setting up some more photo ops. Ryan went to the soup kitchen unannounced and lied to the staff to get the door open. Once...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Washes Clean Dishes

Paul Ryan Washes Clean Dishes

CANFIELD, Ohio - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Canfield and stopped at the local Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant. "Skippy" Ryan, his wife Ann, and most of their sons got off the bus and went into the eat...

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Funny story: The most horrible sound in the world.

The most horrible sound in the world.

British scientists have spent three years determining the most horrible sound in the world. The surprising result is that it is a sound which is heard more and more over recent years. The sound of politicians voices. "It was a surprising result.

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Discusses His Many Nicknames With Piers Morgan

Paul Ryan Discusses His Many Nicknames With Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Paul Ryan appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and right off the bat he was asked by the British host how he felt about being called Little Bunny Foo Foo. Paul turned as red as a Chattanooga cherry and then pointed out that being calle...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Talks About Martha Raddatz and The V.P. Debate

Paul Ryan Talks About Martha Raddatz and The V.P. Debate

WAPAKONETA, Ohio - Paul Ryan, fresh from his Vice-Presidential Debate, pulled into Wapakoneta on his Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour. He spoke before a crowd of independent voters that had gathered in the parking lot of Bubba Bick...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Hints That When Romney Is Elected He'll Probably Invade Denmark

Paul Ryan Hints That When Romney Is Elected He'll Probably Invade Denmark

NAPOLEON, Ohio - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle about the rumor floating around the Great Lakes area. The political rumor is that The Old Flip Flopper has stated that when he is elected pr...

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Funny story: VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

Rude, condescending, arrogant, always interrupting, unhinged and mean. No, Sean Hannity wasn't talking about himself. That was his description of Vice-President Joe Bidens performance last night at the one and only VP debate in Kentucky. The de...

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Funny story: The V.P. Debate: Joe Biden and Paul Ryan Tie - Martha Raddatz Wins!

The V.P. Debate: Joe Biden and Paul Ryan Tie - Martha Raddatz Wins!

DANVILLE, Kentucky - In one of the liveliest Vice-Presidential Debates in the history of Vice-Presidential Debates there was really no clear cut victor between Vice-President Joe Biden and non-vice-president Paul Ryan. The national political publi...

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Funny story: Hannity Issues Apology To Romney/Ryan

Hannity Issues Apology To Romney/Ryan

Fox News' most prominent spinning machine, Sean Hannity, astounded his worshippers last night when he issued a grovelling apology on his daily propaganda juggernaut. The apology? No, it wasn't for his concerted efforts to smear President Obama...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Not Surprised By Hospitality Of Sheep In Montana

Joe Biden Not Surprised By Hospitality Of Sheep In Montana

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL - Asked by Rachel Maddow if he was surprised by the hospitality of the sheep while he was vacationing in Montana this summer, the Vice-President responded with a sheepish smile: "Hell no. The sum-bitches kicked out two brand...

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