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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Leads Olympic Crowd in Sing-Along of "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"

Sir Paul McCartney Leads Olympic Crowd in Sing-Along of "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"

Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, appeared at the Velodrome and the Olympic Stadium today and led capacity crowds in mass sing-alongs to obscure Beatles songs at both venues. McCartney was on hand at the cycling track, as the Great Britain women'...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney's "Ebony & Ivory" banned in the UK!

Paul McCartney's "Ebony & Ivory" banned in the UK!

Britain's Nr 1 supermarket have unleashed a multi-culti "can of worms" because they stupidly priced a black doll cheaper than a white doll; idiots. Now it seems the UK are to go completely colourless and even the pop world is feeling the "wind of cha...

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Funny story: The Stars of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Address The Skinny Dipping Rumors

The Stars of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Address The Skinny Dipping Rumors

CATALINA ISLAND, California - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew over to Catalina Island to get a much needed break from the hectic pace of the place called LaLaLand. The couple has been extremely busy filming Vampire Diaries and working as much...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paul McCartney of The Beatles

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paul McCartney of The Beatles

Paul McCartney played the bass guitar with The Beatles which is the most famous band in the history of recorded music. The Beatles got their start back in the early 60s at Liverpool's Cavern Club. At one time they were actually known as The Silver Beatles but McCartney suggested that the the name be shortened to just The Beatles in order to be able to fit the name on the front of Ringo's Lud...

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Funny story: The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

HAMBURG, Germany - The great big yellow submarine that looms over the entrance to The Beatlemania Museum in downtown Hamburg will soon be sailing away for parts unknown. Loretta Piffinshaw with London's Ta Ta For Now News traveled to the German ci...

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Funny story: Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

Tensions backstage at Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert

As Britain rocked last night to a spectacular super show for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee viewers were unaware of growing tensions backstage. It is understood that Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Elton John nearly came to blows over who would duet with s...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

LONDON--Despite the postmortem album sales success of such musicians as Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson, former Beatles frontman Paul McCartney is flat-out refusing to help increase the pop group's album sales by simply ending his own life. "P...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

In Parliament today, angry protestors pushed their way through security pulling a hose from a tanker truck filled with thousands of gallons of industrial silicone. The kind alledged to be in thousands of breast implants in thousands of women. The...

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Funny story: Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

December 8, 2011, marks the 31st anniversary of the passing of John Lennon who was part of the Beatles considered by many to be the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Hundreds of articles have been written about John over the past years including some which talked about the performers who influenced him, his early childhood growing up in Liverpool, and his uncanny ability to write a compl...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Leaves List of Don'ts for McCartney at His Carribean Villa

Mick Jagger Leaves List of Don'ts for McCartney at His Carribean Villa

Island Somewhere - Mick Jagger offered the use of his private Caribbean island Villa to Paul McCartney and new bride Nancy Shevell. He apparently left notes all over the house of what could and couldn't be done in the Villa, along with detailed "How...

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Funny story: Macca finds a new bride

Macca finds a new bride

Ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has married for the third time to a African Zulu slave, whose name is, apparently, Judy (hey Judy!). McCartney revealed that he had been dating this nineteen year old waif for a couple of months and was looking forwar...

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Funny story: Paul "Gold Mine" McCartney Marries Again And Explains Why

Paul "Gold Mine" McCartney Marries Again And Explains Why

LONDON, England - Former Beatle Paul McCartney has married for a third time. And the new Mrs. Paul McCartney is American heiress Nancy Shevell, 51. Guests included Ringo Starr, Twiggy, Barbara Walters, Ron Wood, Angus T. Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Ro...

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Funny story: Sir Paul marries his third, hopefully it's not just a "Day in the life"!

Sir Paul marries his third, hopefully it's not just a "Day in the life"!

Ex-Beatle and devoted "veggie burger" (is he still?) Sir Paul McCartney has just married his third wife after a wild, rather nasty affair with his second and super marriage with Linda, who unfortunately died and left Sir Paul sadly alone despite all...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Engaged To Marry Girlfriend - Yoko Approves

Paul McCartney Engaged To Marry Girlfriend - Yoko Approves

London - Paul McCartney has announced his engagement to marry longtime girlfriend, Nancy Shevell. While the two have been dating for four years, they'd been nervously waiting final permission from Yoko Ono aka "Dragon Lady" to go forward...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney To Marry Again

Paul McCartney To Marry Again

Ex Beatle Paul McCartney is to tie the knot for a third time. Macca was married to photographer and vegetarian Linda Eastman from 1969 until her death in 1998 then married one legged model Heather Mills in 2002 until they divorced in 2008. A cl...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

LONDON - Former Beatles member Paul McCartney has just announced that he is engaged to girlfriend Nancy Shevell. Chatsworth Wiggonholt of Ta Ta For Now News stated that McCartney is worth in the neighborhood of $800 million [£489,000 U.K.]. Wig...

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Funny story: Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney is to marry for a third time, according to sources. Sir Paul will apparently wed New York millionaire businesswoman Nancy Shevell, of New York, who he met in The Hamptons. On Long Island. McCartney's first m...

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