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Funny story: Poland's very own Pat Robertson in Nazi jibe row

Poland's very own Pat Robertson in Nazi jibe row

Warszawa - (Ass Mess): As every leading fundamentalist dictatorship knows, you need a wingnut preacher to promote state fascism via radio, tv and internet.

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Funny story: 'Floods are God's judgment on UK' says Pat Robertson

'Floods are God's judgment on UK' says Pat Robertson

West Virginia Beach - (Ass Mess) The Reverend Pat Robertson has cancelled a visit to the UK and blamed the summer floods there on abortions, gay marriage, cannabis downgrading and godless inter-racial breeding run riot.

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Funny story: Rev Pat Robertson will minister to Paris

Rev Pat Robertson will minister to Paris

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Jailed socialite Paris Hilton has finally turned to God and asked for the Reverend Pat Robertson to help redeem her immortal ravaged soul, public image and over-exposed brazilian'd genitalia.

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Funny story: Pre-Creationist lost civilization found at bottom of Lake Okeechobee

Pre-Creationist lost civilization found at bottom of Lake Okeechobee

Miami, Florida - (Ass Mess): Archaeologists believe they have found a pre-Creationist era lost civilization at the bottom of Lake Okeechobee after a state-wide Florida drought caused virtually total evaporation of its waters and exposed a massive wea...

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Funny story: Pat Robertson Supports Bong4Jesus

Pat Robertson Supports Bong4Jesus

Students who displayed a Bong4Jesus banner during the Olympic torch relay from their high school window were denied the right of free speech by their principal. Now Pat Robertson and an array of Christian conservative groups are filing friend of the...

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Funny story: Congressman Declares his Atheism

Congressman Declares his Atheism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Pete Stark (D-CA) has revealed that he does not believe in the existence of a supreme being, making him the highest ranking public official to make such a public declaration. Reaction has been swift.

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Funny story: Creationist brothel discovered on Salisbury Plain

Creationist brothel discovered on Salisbury Plain

Salisbury, Wilts - (Rotters): Fundamentalist creationist nutters settled in the foothills of Stonehenge and ran brothels on the site of the pre-Romano English sacred monument according to the latest archaeological discoveries centered on the 130ft n...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez taunts Bush

Hugo Chavez taunts Bush

Buenos aries- Amid the adoring crowds and waving red flags of the Boca juniors stadium; President Hugo Chavez gleefully taunted his bitter ideological rival (The falsely elected "President" George W Bush)...

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Funny story: Ruins in Athens may be another early Creationist Museum

Ruins in Athens may be another early Creationist Museum

Athens - (Rioters): Newly discovered 4th century BC ruins in the Voula maritime district may be the remains of yet another attempt by ancient fundamentalist retards to destroy precious Greek civilization artefacts by planting their own Creationist Mu...

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Funny story: Another Creationist Museum found at Peruvian solar observatory

Another Creationist Museum found at Peruvian solar observatory

Chankillo - (Rotters): Evidence that 2,300 years ago fundamentalist creationist nutters tried to destroy one of the world's oldest solar observatories at an archaeological site in Peru has been discovered at Chankillo.

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Funny story: Stromboli volcano eruption is God's warning says Robertson

Stromboli volcano eruption is God's warning says Robertson

Tyrrhenian Sea, Sicily - (Rotters): This morning's eruption of the Stromboli volcano has been described by Protein-Defying Ageing Pancake salesman Reverend Pat Robertson as a sign of God's displeasure at fraud claims surrounding a mouldy, bac...

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Funny story: New JFK motorcade footage shows sniper Bush Jr

New JFK motorcade footage shows sniper Bush Jr

Dallas, Texas - (Rotters): Newly discovered footage of President John F Kennedy's last moments shows an armed George Bush Jr stalking the motorcade with personal alibi the Reverend Pat Robertson camouflaged as Noel 'Grassy' Noel just mome...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Ate My Baby!

Hugo Chavez Ate My Baby!

Caracas - Anna Martinez a young Venezuelan woman, has sensationally claimed that dangerous social reformer and critic of US foreign policy, President Hugo Chavez is a secret connoisseur of lightly poached baby.

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Funny story: Robertson slams Anna Nicole the Harlot

Robertson slams Anna Nicole the Harlot

Regent University - (Rotters): Evangelical self-publicist Reverend Pat Robertson has told a press conference that he believes former Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith died as a punishment from God for tempting men into impure thoughts by her surgi...

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Funny story: Joy as Kansas school board ousts Creationists

Joy as Kansas school board ousts Creationists

Kansas - (Ass mess): Creationists, evolution deniers and promoters of intelligent design were been given the cold shoulder by the State of Kansas education board last night after months of pressure to allow the wholesale brainwashing of children by t...

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Funny story: Ancient chimps used tools to build first African Creationist museum

Ancient chimps used tools to build first African Creationist museum

London - (Rioters): The National Academy of Creationist Sciences Symposium in London has heard how chimpanzees in West Africa used stone tools to erect Africa's first Creationist museum off the Ivory Coast some 4,300 years ago.

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley to play evangelical creationist preacher in US Dibley remake

Kirstie Alley to play evangelical creationist preacher in US Dibley remake

Los Angeles - (Rioters): Former Cheers star Kirstie Alley has been chosen by Faux TV network to play the star role in a US remake of the Vicar of Dibley sitcom.

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