LAS VEGAS - One of Tinsel Town's most infamous celebutantes, Paris Hilton was in Vegas playing the roulette wheels which she says she absolutely loves. She had actually managed to win $173 which she said she would be donating to Michelle Obama's A...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - It was quite a long season for the Charlotte Bobcats of the NBA as all the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and Bobcat fans will attest to. The Bobcats ended the season in 29th place out of 30 teams. The Cats finished wi...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Hollywood rich girl who likes to pride herself in being one of Tinsel Town's top celebutantes, Paris Hilton is trying to get back into the celluloid spotlight. It is no secret that Hilton thoroughly resents all of the extensi...
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey said that just from what she has heard and read about Quentin Tarantino's movie Django Unchained made her want to call him up and give him a piece of her amazingly filthy rich mind. The former talk show queen told Taffeta K...
Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos? Lindsay Lohan.
ST. MAARTEN - It looks like the Care Free Ocean Liner Company which is based in Waterloo, Iowa has done it again. After the great fiasco last month with the USS Triumph now comes word that the USS Dream is having its share of ocean going problems.
HOLLYWOOD - Word out of LaLaLand is that the Epitome Television Network has just cancelled The Vampire Threesome. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo there were several reasons why the vampire show which starred Paris Hilton, Russel...
CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales. Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...
NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has just announced plans for a new vampire cable television show The Vampire Threesome. The show will be directed by noted motion picture director Durango Grundyweather, who has been nominated for an...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends taken care of. As she sat in her chair she noticed that there was a copy of her brand new 2013 Paris Hilton Nude Calendar sitting on top of a Cosmopolitan Magazine.
For the last three days straight Lindsay Lohan did nothing bad. She didn't threaten her own freedom by lying, stealing or driving while under the influence. She was low key. Wall Street Investors and Las Vegas book makers were shocked and appalle...
Paris Hilton is a 31-year-old Tinsel Town socialite who grew up with a convenient silver spoon in her mouth. She has succeeded in showing America that just because someone is worth $100 million doesn't exactly mean that they could pass a standard comprehensive test or even get a passing score on the Rorschach Inkblot Test. Paris has expressed an interest in wanting to be one of the celebrit...
NEW YORK CITY - Many would agree that the Lohan family is perhaps one of the most dysfunctional family's east or west of the Mississippi River. Lindsay, who has been nicknamed "The Roller Coaster" by Jill Biden, wife of Vice-President Joe Biden, k...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton, who is best noted for doing absolutely nothing, managed to crawl back into the headlines with some girl-on-girl antics at West Hollywood's Laughing Beaver Comedy Club. Hilton, 31, had gone to the club with her much y...
BEVERLY HILLS - Hollywood celebutante Paris Hilton was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting the back of her neck shaved by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue when she read an article in Left Coast Mirror Magazine. The article written by Tequila T...
NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Paris Hilton, the woman decried from every conservative, evangelical pulpit in the US, is now those very same Christian's newly minted, heterosexual pin up girl. Not only that, but some Republicans, speaking on Fox News, bega...
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That's been the calling card for Sin City for the last few years. Usually it's the truth, you go to Vegas, party you're ass off and go home, "no harm no foul". Recently though some one broke the sacred code a...
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