The government is to finally clamp down hard on unemployed work-shy youths who refuse to work for nothing. The promise to deal with the problem of 'youths with principles' who continue to expect to be paid for their labour was made by the Prime M...
Los Angeles, January 23, 2011. On Thursday, the Parents Television Council issued a warning about the Viacom/MTV series Skins. It concluded: "Skins may well be the most dangerous television show for children that we have ever seen." I rushed right over to the PTC office to interview two of its Board members, Neon J. Vile, Chairman, and Wanky H. Borker, Token Female. When I was shown in, both we...
When I was really young, my dad used to visit me one whopping hour a week; 12-1pm on Sundays. My mom would stay in the kitchen and I would be with him in the living room. One time I was eating Crunch Berries out of the box, and I would eat the Crunch Berries first, completely avoiding the other, less-tasty pieces. Dad said, "don't do that, or I'll squeeze your hands." My next handful, by the lu...
Teenagers around the world are demanding to change their names from those given them by their parents. "My parents gave me a girl's name," explained one boy. "I lost count of the number of times I've been beaten up for being named Francis," he ple...
Billions of pounds of supposedly lost taxpayers' money has been found under the bed of a child in Stoke-on-Trent. The money, almost £158billion, was discovered by a woman hoovering her son's bedroom on Sunday morning. Britain, like most of the...
A local council has approved plans from a couple looking to rebuild a leading primary school in their back garden. Harold and Pandora Smythe-Montesquieu, from Surrey, who have recently had their first child, were encouraged to act after struggling...
Confusion surrounded the arrest yesterday of noted TheSpoof.com writer MattHatt, after he was found snooping around a boy's bedroom in Stoke-on-Trent, supposedly "looking for a story". Hatt, 81, told detectives at the home of Mrs Karen Low-Cal, th...
There was drama in Stoke-on-Trent this afternoon when a woman cleaning her son's bedroom, was a not at all surprised to find a "TheSpoof.com" reporter staking out the underside of her sons bed. Monkey Woods, a distant relative of the famous golfin...
A mum in Staffordshire had her worst fears confirmed this morning when, cleaning under her son's bed, she found, to her horror, what can only be described as 'a mucky book'. Karen Low-Cal, 46, from Stoke, made the grim discovery as she hoovered un...
There was a real 'safari feel' to the discovery made by intrepid mum Karen Low-Cal in Stoke this morning, when, during her daily clean-up of her son's bedroom, she discovered what appeared to be an impala. Karen, the mum of pesky 15-year-old Child...
There was drama in Stoke-on-Trent this morning when a woman cleaning her son's bedroom had the shock of her life after she reached under his bed to retrieve what eventually turned out to be an Atom Bomb. Karen Low-Cal, 46, was tidying-up the messy...
Katherine (Kate) Doonswan woke up on Saturday morning, made herself a cup of coffee and decided to check her e-mails. When she saw that she had a message on her Facebook wall from her daughter Serena, who was away at summer camp, she was surprised. "...
David Cameron amazed seasoned news reporters by claiming that he realised that fathers were important. Following the release of Iain Duncan-Smith's report which indicated fatherless families were the overwhelming main cause of all the negatives i...
Fargo - Sarah Palin spoke to college students at the University Of North Dakota yesterday reminding them of the importance of parenting. "While I never studied parentology in University I believe I am a good parent and role model for other young w...
A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, according to locals. Police were called to the house after neighbours raised the alarm on hearing raised voices and door...
Alaskian Teen Pledges NO SEX- The almost Vice President of the United States is proud of her daughter's decision to abstain from having sex until she is married. "Good move" says the Used to be Second Dude, her father, "glad she didn't think of th...
Predicted Pregnancy, a low or no-cost organization mostly utilized by teens to avoid unwanted pregnancies has closed. A spokesperson for the organization that wished not to be identified said Senator Orrin Hatch from Utah who has often said he wou...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
