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Funny story: Bored Woman Sends Anonymous Threats to Neighbors to Lighten Mood

Bored Woman Sends Anonymous Threats to Neighbors to Lighten Mood

April 8, 2020 (Cameron Park). Dozens of residents of a middle class Cameron Park neighborhood reported receiving threatening, anonymous notes in their mailboxes. Sheriff Mahoney initially declined to investigate, citing all manpower was dedicated to...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Encouraged to Learn Obesity Alone Does Not Appear to Increase Risk for COVID-19 Mortality

Nashville Woman Encouraged to Learn Obesity Alone Does Not Appear to Increase Risk for COVID-19 Mortality

Given that almost all of those who die from COVID-19 have at least one comorbidity factor like hypertension or diabetes, self-describedly “curvy” Meghan Cantwell of Nashville, Tennessee, was extremely encouraged to learn that some research suggests t...

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Funny story: CA Gov Urges Residents to Panic Buy and Hoard

CA Gov Urges Residents to Panic Buy and Hoard

April 1, 2020 (Sacramento, CA). California Governor Newsom has urged all CA residents to storm their local grocery and hardware stores to boost the economy and show support for local businesses. He dismissed critics' concerns about violating soci...

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Funny story: Coronavirus COVID-19: What Does It Want?

Coronavirus COVID-19: What Does It Want?

As the worldwide pandemic starts to unfold, and the Coronavirus continues to do its dirty work right across the globe, some in the scientific community are hard at work trying to establish just what it is that the virus wants, and why it hasn't alrea...

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Funny story: Study Shows Most Americans Prefer Indefinite Isolation to Giving Up Bacon

Study Shows Most Americans Prefer Indefinite Isolation to Giving Up Bacon

Amidst the panic of coronavirus, the origins of which can be traced to a species of bat commonly eaten in China, a new study from the Make America Meat Again think tank in Raleigh, North Carolina, shows that most Americans prefer the prospect of inde...

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Funny story: 'Fatal' Microbes 15 Minutes Of Fame Has Finally Arrived

'Fatal' Microbes 15 Minutes Of Fame Has Finally Arrived

Forty-one years is a long time to wait for a breakthrough, but that's exactly how long one English punk band had been waiting patiently for their 15 minutes of fame, until the deadly Coronavirus handed them their 'moment', and thrust them into the sp...

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Funny story: Internet riots plague town

Internet riots plague town

The village of Chaffinch St Cock has been quieter than usual this week, thanks to the pandemic lockdown. That is, until this morning, when it saw Britain's first internet riots. The small settlement lost internet service on Saturday afternoon due...

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Funny story: Actor's one-man show will go on

Actor's one-man show will go on

Renowned thespian, Geoff Act, has insisted that his one-man show at London's Prince Andrew Theatre will continue, despite the global pandemic. He will perform his three-hour monologue, My Word!, to empty seats until the run finishes in August. "I'...

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Funny story: Alabama Town Fights PAN-demic

Alabama Town Fights PAN-demic

In one US town, people have gone to extreme lengths to ensure their community's safety during the Coronavirus outbreak. In Horsesniffer, Alabama, piles of kitchen cookware have begun to build up at the local dumps, while they await incineration.

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Funny story: President Trump Has Noticed A Similarity Between The Words 'Panic' And 'Pandemic'

President Trump Has Noticed A Similarity Between The Words 'Panic' And 'Pandemic'

It's been reported from the White House in the last few minutes, that President Donald Trump has become aware of a distinct similarity between two very popular words in circulation at the moment - 'panic' and 'pandemic'. According to reliable sour...

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Funny story: Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus

Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus

A man from Hull has told of how he won't be taking the government's health advice on the Coronavirus too literally, as his next-door-neighbour has told him it's all a load of shite. Myke Woodson, 56, says that he realises the instructions to keep...

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Funny story: Man Read 'The Purple Cloud' By M.P. Shiel, And Stared To Get A Bit Frightened

Man Read 'The Purple Cloud' By M.P. Shiel, And Stared To Get A Bit Frightened

A man has told about how he read the 1901 classic science fiction novel, 'The Purple Cloud' by the British writer, M.P. Shiel, and, having finished it, started to become very afraid, indeed. The story is one of a man, Adam Jeffson, who is a member...

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Funny story: The End Of The World Is Nigh

The End Of The World Is Nigh

It's been announced that the end of the world is nigh, and that, from Friday night at 11pm, all electricity, gas, and water supplies around the world will be disconnected. At the heart of the matter is the Coronavirus, airborne bacteria that cause...

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Funny story: AOC self-quarantined after coronavirus-induced brain farts shut down Congress

AOC self-quarantined after coronavirus-induced brain farts shut down Congress

The events unfolded quite dramatically. Here are our updates: * With the Capitol consumed by anxiety over clownvirus, Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) rose in a floor address Tuesday and told his Democratic colleagues they should lea...

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Funny story: Condoms To Be Next Item On Panic-Buying Shopping Lists

Condoms To Be Next Item On Panic-Buying Shopping Lists

After the farcical scramble to buy toilet rolls in Australia, Britain and other arse-wipe nations last week, an expert consumer analyst has now said that even stranger products are in the panic-buy pipeline. One of these is mittens, in preparation...

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Funny story: John Travolta Back In Hospital

John Travolta Back In Hospital

Having undergone tests for the Coronavirus in hospital last week, superstar actor, John Travolta, was back under medical supervision today after suffering further 'flu-like symptoms. Travolta, 66, was initially admitted to hospital for tests last...

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Funny story: Trump Orders Pence To Shutdown and Gather all Corona Beer to be Destroyed!

Trump Orders Pence To Shutdown and Gather all Corona Beer to be Destroyed!

Despite reports clearly pointing out the absurdity of mistaking Corona beer with the Coronavirus, President Donald Trump has directed Mike Pence to seize all Corona beer nationwide, and incinerate it personally at his WH office. "Yes," said Pence...

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