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Funny story: Zoo Apologizes to Kindergarten Classes for Putting Baby Panda in Lion's Den

Zoo Apologizes to Kindergarten Classes for Putting Baby Panda in Lion's Den

TEXAS - Several Mendacity Springs ISD kindergarten classes were sent into extreme hysterics yesterday when a mathematical error took the life of orphaned baby panda, Snuggles Smiles-A-Lot. Zoo officials are still investigating the mishap that happene...

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Funny story: Horror writer Steven King in legal battle with panda

Horror writer Steven King in legal battle with panda

"Carrie" writer Steven King is locked in a tense legal battle with a 4 year old female panda. Lawyers for the bamboo-loving mammal, which lives at San Francisco zoo, claim she wrote Kings as yet unpublished...

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Funny story: Pandas Overrun Chinese city

Pandas Overrun Chinese city

The recent program for artificial insemination and breeding of Giant Pandas has backfired on the angry citizens of Southern China. Massive over breeding and lack of security have caused untold thousands of pandas to escape from zoos and private displ...

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Funny story: Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

BEJING -- A three-legged panda that lost a leg in a fight seems to be recovering well, other than the fact that it appears she has no sex life. "Niu Niu" lost two-thirds of her front left leg, and the resulting loss of balance has affected...

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Funny story: Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...

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Funny story: Mutant Ninja Pandas March on Beijing - Bush Informed

Mutant Ninja Pandas March on Beijing - Bush Informed

BEIJING - China's controversial Panda breeding programme was thrown into chaos today when a unit of highly intelligent mutant ninja pandas broke out of the high security panda factory where they were being bred to be flogged to panda-less zoos ac...

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