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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Had To Turn Down Jennifer Aniston's Sexy Role In "Horrible Bosses"

Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Had To Turn Down Jennifer Aniston's Sexy Role In "Horrible Bosses"

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson is regarded as one of Canada's best imports into the United States along with Canadian Whisky and Canadian Mallards. The super-tanned blonde recently sat down with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors and talked about the recent rum...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson has the boobs and bum of a 22 year old, she's 44!

Pamela Anderson has the boobs and bum of a 22 year old, she's 44!

Pamela Anderson has modelled her latest collection of very sexy undies herself and astonished the world because her boobs and bum are those of a 22 year-old and she's just turned 44! Pam has had a pretty raunchy life ever since she left the Baywat...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up. Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported. She also wanted to set the record straight by saying...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Offers to Train High School Wrestler Who Won't Fight Girls

Pamela Anderson Offers to Train High School Wrestler Who Won't Fight Girls

After Pamela Anderson heard the story about a high school male wrestler in Iowa who backed out of a wrestling championship in which he was favored to win instead of wresting a female opponent, she hopped the next plane to Des Moines, and offered to t...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Annoyed At Oxford Union Questions

Pamela Anderson Annoyed At Oxford Union Questions

Baywatch star Pamela Anderson has addressed the Oxford Union on vegetarianism - or at least she has tried to. She is reported to be upset that the young toffs at the top University failed to take her seriously and were more interested in her TV pa...

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Funny story: Pam Anderson, Jenna Jamison Approve Deep Water Drilling

Pam Anderson, Jenna Jamison Approve Deep Water Drilling

Hot on the news of the potential for lifting the deep water oil drilling ban in the Gulf of Mexico, aging porn stars and yesterday's Hollywood starlets are also reminding the public that their platforms are open for drilling as well. Pamela Anders...

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Funny story: The Reasons That The Bravo Network Cancelled "The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield" Starring Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson

The Reasons That The Bravo Network Cancelled "The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield" Starring Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson

HOLLYWOOD - The Bravo Network has officially announced that it has decided to cancel its newest sit-com The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield which starred Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson. The show was cancelled after...

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Funny story: iPod User Sues Apple for His Hearing Loss

iPod User Sues Apple for His Hearing Loss

After listening to music cranked on his iPod regularly for four years, John Stevens has suffered irreparable hearing loss and he contends Apple and its iconic music player are to blame. "Apple and its iPod player made listening to music wherever,...

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Funny story: Crocodile thought to be drift wood, revealed to be Robert Pattinson.

Crocodile thought to be drift wood, revealed to be Robert Pattinson.

Beaches along the English Channel had been reopened and then closed again to swimmers amid reports that the suspected crocodile cum piece of wood, sighted close to busy beaches was in fact "actor" Robert Pattinson. The alarm was raised after autho...

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Funny story: Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

What a dumb blondie bomb shell. Pamela Anderson has been paid to appear on the Australian version of "Dancing With The Stars". Though, some say with Anderson on the show it would be more appropriate to rename the show "Dancing With A Porn Star".

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Funny story: "The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield" Sit-Com Will Star Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson

"The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield" Sit-Com Will Star Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson

BAKERSFIELD, California - Hide and Seek Productions in association with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions has announced a new situation comedy which will have its premier in early August. The show will star Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, an...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Finally Reveals That Her Right Boob Is Bigger Than Her Left Boob

Pamela Anderson Finally Reveals That Her Right Boob Is Bigger Than Her Left Boob

HOLLYWOOD - After months of hearing the rumors regarding her world famous rack, Pamela Anderson has confessed that yes it is most definitely true that her right boob is in fact larger than her left boob. She did point out that Dr. Fritz Beachwick,...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Caught Flirting With Liam Hemsworth At A Tacos "R" Us

Selena Gomez Caught Flirting With Liam Hemsworth At A Tacos "R" Us

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez who recently revealed that she had a crush on Liam Hemsworth, one of the stars of The Last Song, was caught flirting with the Australian star at a Tacos "R" Us in West Hollywood. Hemsworth who has been linked with Las...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson's Top-Shelf Idea To Solve BP Oil Disaster

Pamela Anderson's Top-Shelf Idea To Solve BP Oil Disaster

Malibu, CA - In a stunning turn, recently-displaced Dancing With The Stars contestant Pamela Anderson is donating several hundred of her old breast implants to the U.S. EPA and British Petroleum, in the hopes of suffocating the leaking oil site deep...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Pammy's Mammies Are Sent Bouncing Back Home

Dancing With The Stars: Pammy's Mammies Are Sent Bouncing Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars did not want to see it, but sadly Pamela Anderson is the latest casualty of the dancing reality show. Pamela Anderson, showed that at the age of 42, she is still a woman that can cause guys from...

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Funny story: Liam Hemsworth Says He Would Leave Miley Cyrus For Pamela Anderson

Liam Hemsworth Says He Would Leave Miley Cyrus For Pamela Anderson

MILWAUKEE - Liam Hemsworth appearing at the grand opening of the newest Jack-in-The-Box stated that he is a big fan of the dancing reality show Dancing With The Stars. He was asked who his favorite celebrity dancer is. Without missing a beat Liam...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff to Reprise Old Roles in 'The Hung and the Breathless'!

David Hasselhoff to Reprise Old Roles in 'The Hung and the Breathless'!

Hollywood embraced recycling today when it was announced David Hasselhoff agreed to headline the new cable soap opera 'The Hung and the Breathless.' Hasselhoff is best remembered by reviving the lifeguard series 'Pamwatch' and starring in the sci...

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