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Funny story: PETA Declares Jihad

PETA Declares Jihad

On the heels of US President Barack Obama's blatant and heartless public execution of a harmless winged beast, PETA has officially declared a jihad against Sanofi-Aventis, the CDC and the WHO. On Wednesday, June 17th 2009, drug and vaccine manufac...

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Funny story: The FBI Shuts Down PETA

The FBI Shuts Down PETA

MANASSAS, Virgina - The FBI acting on direct orders from the president of the United States has totally shut down the main office of the PETA organization located in Manassas, Virginia. The Vice-Director of the FBI Dalton Watchmaker reported that...

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Funny story: PETA Pickets Barney Frank's Office Over Alleged Gerbil Abuse!

PETA Pickets Barney Frank's Office Over Alleged Gerbil Abuse!

Washington,DC/ Rodent Rage Supplement - Enraged left wing PETA Picketers surrounded the Washington Office of House Banking Chairman Barney Frank over rumors of Personal Gerbil Abuse to Enhance the Democrat's personal Stimulus Package. A stutterin...

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Funny story: 'Tomb of The Unknown Fly' To Be Erected by Obama, PETA

'Tomb of The Unknown Fly' To Be Erected by Obama, PETA

Arlington, Va - In a measure to deflect an increasing backlash from animal rights groups and republicans regarding President Obama's fly swatting incident, the White House announced today that it will seak to erect a new monument to adorn Arlington C...

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Funny story: PETA Very Unhappy With Obama The Fly Killer

PETA Very Unhappy With Obama The Fly Killer

WASHINGTON, D.C. - PETA, The People for Ethical Treatment of Animals has criticized President Obama for killing a fly that was flying around during his interview. The executive director of PETA Mimosa Ledbetter said that she was shocked as she sat...

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Funny story: Obama Kills Fly During TV Interview - PETA Outraged

Obama Kills Fly During TV Interview - PETA Outraged

Washington, DC - As a result of President Obama executing a fly during a CNBC television interview, calls came in from the PETA organization, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, for the President's immediate resignation. "It's an outrage,...

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Funny story: MEATA Rivals PETA for Pointless Press Coverage

MEATA Rivals PETA for Pointless Press Coverage

Sponsored by a consortium of middle aged men from four different Midwestern cities, the newly formed "MEATA" organization has been stealing press attention away from its diametrically opposed food-chain rival, PETA. Assembled from Detroit, Chicago,...

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Funny story: Airline for Pets? What's their secret?

Airline for Pets? What's their secret?

Miami, Florida - It is a novel idea. Promising plenty of "Four-legged" room for the family pet, but it has everyone who has experienced first-hand the stress and all too often the trauma of losing an animal to the airline industry, asking: "What's th...

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Funny story: PETA Members Disappear

PETA Members Disappear

Norfolk VA: Police were called to the PETA world headquarters today when a neighbor reported strange noises outside the building around dusk. When the police arrived, they found a totally empty building devoid of anything but a tank of sea kittens...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's New Obama Flavor: Cinnamon Rocky Road

Ben & Jerry's New Obama Flavor: Cinnamon Rocky Road

Cowshed, Vermont - Ice cream moguls, Ben & Jerry have unleashed their latest concoction in honor of Barack Obama's recent election as President of the United States - Cinnamon Rocky Road. Ben & Jerry are noted as much for their p...

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Funny story: Python dish raises ire of animal group

Python dish raises ire of animal group

PE3TA -- People for the Edible Ethical Elevated Treatment of Animals -- have demanded scientists cease feeding lab pythons from dishes, citing the resulting cruelty this perpetrated on the poor creatures who can't hold a knife and fork in the first p...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's unveil new human breast milk Ice Cream

Ben & Jerry's unveil new human breast milk Ice Cream

Stung by claims that they are insensitive to the welfare of cows, Ice Cream moguls Ben and Jerry have today unveiled their latest product - ice cream made from the breast milk of human females. To facilitate this, they have purchased over a millio...

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Funny story: "Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

"Big Brown" takes a dump at the Belmont Stakes after losing "Hooters" sponsorship

New York, New York - Evidently, the loss of Hooters as a sponsor just before the race had a larger impact on the horse than anyone anticipated as Big Brown, winner of the Kentucky Derby and Preakness field, finished the Belmont Stakes in last place y...

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Funny story: New Feng Shui redesigned slaughterhouse touted as more humane

New Feng Shui redesigned slaughterhouse touted as more humane

Chino, California - With the not so subtle application of a sledgehammer between brown eyes just before lights out, the memory of a free forklift ride to the killing room floor still lingering in the synapses, the newly rediscovered humane commute on...

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Funny story: Eva Mendes enters Rehab for a sexual addiction to herself; scheduled to undergo electric shock therapy; PETA plans rescue operation

Eva Mendes enters Rehab for a sexual addiction to herself; scheduled to undergo electric shock therapy; PETA plans rescue operation

Hollywood, California - Eva Mendes, the luscious leggy Latin lassie and PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) spokesperson, is the latest Hollywood starlet forced into Rehab in an attempt to combat an addition gone out of control.

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Funny story: KFC To Use Endangered Artic Chickens! PETA Protests

KFC To Use Endangered Artic Chickens! PETA Protests

Louisville, KY - Today Colonel Sanders announced at a startling news conference KFC's newest menu addition, a special "Endangered Species" menu.

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Funny story: A Wiccan Serves up Coffee with the Works

A Wiccan Serves up Coffee with the Works

Watch out Starbucks! Coffee & A Spell, a coffee shop in Kenmore, a village in New York State's Erie County, is bewitching customers by not only serving up gourmet coffee but by also providing tarot readings and assorted reading material...

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