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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne Finds Mars Lander in Fridge

Ozzy Osbourne Finds Mars Lander in Fridge

Beverly Hills - Phoenix Mars Lander malfunctions have been explained by accidental discovery of the Lander in the freezer of famed singer Ozzy Ozbourne. "I was just looking for some ice to mix a drink when the thing shouted at me like a...

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Funny story: Ozzy Osborne to be knighted in Queen's Birthday Honours

Ozzy Osborne to be knighted in Queen's Birthday Honours

It has been revealed today that one of Britain's favourite and best-loved dysfunctional rock stars, John "Ozzy" Osborne, is to receive a KBE in this year's Birthday Honours list for his services to incredulity.

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Funny story: San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

In February of 1982, musician Ozzy Osbourne was arrested in San Antonio, Texas. He was wearing a dress in the downtown area and seen urinating on a statue in front of the Alamo. The monument was a shrine to the men, women, and children who died at...

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Funny story: UK Earth quake brings Ozzie Osborne's Sugar Puffs.

UK Earth quake brings Ozzie Osborne's Sugar Puffs.

Ex Black Sabbaths front-man Ozzie Osborne was celebrating yesterday after a consignment of Sugar Puffs breakfast cereal arrived at his L.A mansion, thanks to an earth quake.

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Funny story: Kate Blanchet to Portray Ozzie Osbourne

Kate Blanchet to Portray Ozzie Osbourne

Fresh from her breakthrough performance as the young Bob Dylan in "I'm Not There", actress Kate Blanchet has signed to play the young Ozzie Osbourne in his film bio entitled "I Can't Talk."...

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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne Takes McDonald's Franchise

Ozzy Osbourne Takes McDonald's Franchise

Rock superstar and reality TV personality Ozzy Osbourne has surprised fans, friends and family by taking on a McDonald's franchise in Consett, County Durham.

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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne to be next Batman Villian

Ozzy Osbourne to be next Batman Villian

Lawyers for Ozzy Osbourne and the the new media comglomorate Bat Productions are in final negotiations for Rock Legend Osbourne to appear in the latest Batman Movie Batman - "The early years" as the latest and baddest Super Villian Rockman.

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Seals Vatican Deal On Next Pope

Simon Cowell Seals Vatican Deal On Next Pope

American Idol celebrity Simon Cowell has teamed up with the Vatican in a $10 million deal for the next Pope to be elected by a TV audience.

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Funny story: Devil Walks the Earth in the Form of Sharon Osbourne

Devil Walks the Earth in the Form of Sharon Osbourne

Blind panic swept the British light entertainment circuit yesterday, when it emerged that bouffant-haired harpy Sharon Osbourne is, quite literally, the devil made flesh.

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Funny story: Ozzy Turns Over A New Leaf Loves Animals

Ozzy Turns Over A New Leaf Loves Animals

Prince of Darkness and wild man of rock, Ozzy Osbourne, has turned over a new leaf and is reported to be the new European Ambassador for wildlife.

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Funny story: Gordon and Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue

Gordon and Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue

Foul-mouthed bad boy of the kitchen, Gordon Ramsay, has today thrown down the gauntlet to madcap rock musician Ozzy Osbourne.

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Funny story: Ozzy's Son Allowed Jewel Theft to Convince Fans of His Stupidity

Ozzy's Son Allowed Jewel Theft to Convince Fans of His Stupidity

Rocker Ozzy Osbourne's son admitted that he allowed $382,000 in jewelry to be stolen so he could impress fans with his massive stupidity. Jack Osbourne said he felt the only way to compete with his famous father was to "be an even bigger idiot". Th...

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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne to head United Nations

Ozzy Osbourne to head United Nations

UNITED NATIONS (AP) - The United Nations' chief of staff Mark Malloch Brown announced that significant changes, both cultural and structural, would soon take place at the scandal-ridden United Nations. Brown said, "the endemic corruption...

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Funny story: Ozzfest Ends in Mass Conversion

Ozzfest Ends in Mass Conversion

PASADENA - It's been a tough year for the Prince of Darkness. Ozzy Osbourne, former lead singer for Black Sabbath, leader of his own band for decades, and more recently the star of an MTV reality show, has endured serious misfortunes. He suffer...

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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne's Quad Bike Crashed By A Bat Out Of Hell

Ozzy Osbourne's Quad Bike Crashed By A Bat Out Of Hell

Paranormal investigators were looking into claims that a ‘bat out of hell' was responsible for the tragic quad bike crash in which Ozzy suffered horrific injuries.

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Funny story: Is The US Flag Satanistic?

Is The US Flag Satanistic?

Yes, it is true. Our beloved American flag, which has been gazed lovingly upon by many a patriotic American, is indeed a complex pattern incorporating more Satanistic symbols than the T-shirts worn by six hundred and sixty-six crazed Ozzy Osbourne fa...

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