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Funny story: US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link

US Deny Obama, Bin Laden, Predator Link

The White House was today forced to issue a statement in a bid to silence rumors that the US used a Predator trophy assassin in order to finally "get" Bin Laden, found hiding in a stronghold in Pakistan. Sources close to the President are said to...

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Funny story: Obama makes historic discovery

Obama makes historic discovery

New York City -- The way history chooses to view President Barack Obama will depend not on his far left ideologies, but his undeniable alpha dog personality and extraordinary manly powers. Earlier in the year, Obama single handedly defeated and ki...

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Funny story: Prospector Stumbles on Massive Mexico-Arizona Smuggling Tunnel Built from TARP Funds!

Prospector Stumbles on Massive Mexico-Arizona Smuggling Tunnel Built from TARP Funds!

A dusty loner, living rough off the land while continuing to look for lost gold mines in Arizona, stumbled onto what is said to be the 'mother lode' of pork barrel spending by amnesty loving liberal democrats. Well camouflaged by air due to the a...

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Funny story: London Underground Lingerie Bandit Identified

London Underground Lingerie Bandit Identified

London UK: The final edition of the British Sunday tabloid "The News of the World" displayed the following headline LONDON UNDERGROUND LINGERIE BANDIT IDENTIFIED. Criminal activity has been reported to the Metropolitan Police involving ladies rid...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Name Replacement Leader For 'Murdered' Bin Laden

Al-Qaeda Name Replacement Leader For 'Murdered' Bin Laden

Al-Qaeda, the group responsible for clogging up the internet with grainy videos of bearded men in dresses waving AK-47's about the place, whilst chanting and calling for the West to be brought to it's knees, has finally announced a replacement for Os...

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Funny story: The late Osama Bin Laden in running for FIFA presidency

The late Osama Bin Laden in running for FIFA presidency

Just when Sepp Blatter thought it was safe to deposit slush-hush money in his Swiss bank account, a late, second candidate has blown in and declared himself for the controversial presidency of international football association FIFA. The late Osam...

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Funny story: U.S. To Hand Over Bin Laden's Beard For Public Museum Viewing

U.S. To Hand Over Bin Laden's Beard For Public Museum Viewing

It was announced today that the U.S. will hand over the beard of Osama Bin Laden to a yet to be named public museum in Afghanistan. Howard Smith said, "We feel it would be respectful to Osama's family and followers to at least leave them with a tangi...

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Funny story: Scottish Cup Final Ref Heads For Pakistan

Scottish Cup Final Ref Heads For Pakistan

Referee Calum Murray, who officiated at the Celtic-Motherwell Scottish Cup Final at Hampden on Saturday, is hanging up his whistle and starting a new career in Pakistan. Murray, who missed 2 blatant hand balls in the final, is to become the new he...

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Funny story: Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News

Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News

Sir Alex Ferguson admitted in a press conference today that he had suspicions over the timing and motives of the U.S raid that killed Osama Bin Laden earlier this month. "For almost a decade this man has been on the run, yet for some reason he cou...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Thought Navy Seals Were "having a laugh"

Bin Laden Thought Navy Seals Were "having a laugh"

More than two weeks after the death of infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden, details continue to emerge about the circumstances of his fatal shooting. Bin Laden, who was alleged to have been unarmed at the time of his death, had believed the landing...

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Funny story: Navy Corpsman Confirms: Bin Laden Burial Bath First He Had in Years!

Navy Corpsman Confirms: Bin Laden Burial Bath First He Had in Years!

A retired Marine Corpsman confirmed what is now seeping out on the internet, that Osama Bin Laden was a very 'dirty' fifty-four year old Terrorist who refused to shower, terrorized women and was addicted to Porn! Confirming the charges is a new bo...

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Funny story: Last Refuge House Reveals More Shocking Bin Laden Secrets

Last Refuge House Reveals More Shocking Bin Laden Secrets

US officials, trawling through the last personal remnants of terror leader Osama Bin Laden at his hideaway in Abbottabad, have made yet more shocking discoveries about the man. In an un-mailed letter the bearded chief of hate claims he * Did...

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Funny story: Electing The New "Bin Laden"

Electing The New "Bin Laden"

Now that the former head of global al Qaeda has become fish bait, leaders of the various al Qaeda families are jetting to the Sistine Cave in the wilds of Pakistan to elect the new Mr. Big Laden. Once they enter the Cave, al Qaeda soldiers will r...

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Funny story: Louisiana Floods May Be Al Qaeda Plot

Louisiana Floods May Be Al Qaeda Plot

The Department Of Homeland Security is investigating claims that the dangerously high levels along the Mississippi river is part of an Al Qaeda plot to destroy the economies of Louisiana and neighbouring states. The CIA has been monitoring recent...

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Funny story: Pakistan No Longer Blue

Pakistan No Longer Blue

Max Clifford has been called in to change Pakistan's global image. Clifford has been summoned following recent unrest due to the OBL debacle. The U.S claimed to have captured OBL in a house in Abbottabad and inadvertently killed him and dropped him o...

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Funny story: Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton was at a loss yesterday as news leaked out that a horde of illicit material, missing from his site for over a month, and worth millions of points, had been found by SEAL team 6 in the Pakistan raid that took out Bin La...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Did Osama like to crack one off? The evidence suggests that the recently deceased terror chief was a master at pocket billiards. It is claimed that he had more porno films than a Home Secretary's husband. Bin Laden may well have sought refuge in mast...

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