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Funny story: Fuzzy Navel Inventor Says "It's Not Just a Clever Name"

Fuzzy Navel Inventor Says "It's Not Just a Clever Name"

Horace Lintmeyer, inventor of some of the world's most memorable boutique cocktails including the Rusty Nail and the Fuzzy Navel, says the names of those popular drinks were actually derived from real life events. Interviewed as part of the BBC's...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games: Brit all-girl oral sex team hopes to 'blow' away the competition

Commonwealth Games: Brit all-girl oral sex team hopes to 'blow' away the competition

At each games new events are introduced to delight the spectators and so it is with the 2010 Commonwealth Games. At the top of the charts - Britain's all-female oral sex team is all puckered up and feeling mighty confident at the Commonwealth Ga...

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Funny story: French female ex-minister proves that "fellatio" is "inflationary" during oral sex!

French female ex-minister proves that "fellatio" is "inflationary" during oral sex!

French, very sexy and petit, ex-minister Madame Dati has given a TV interview on the French blockbusting porno site (C)Anal + and revealed what she feels whilst having an "inflated fellatio" during oral sex and here are comments: "Qui, Qui, I just...

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Funny story: 'Not enough oral sex' says Euro Government representative.

'Not enough oral sex' says Euro Government representative.

Glamorous French politician Rachida Dati has caused a bit of a hullabaloo by saying that "fellatio is almost non-existent." All of the big nobs and assorted members in the Euro-Parliament looked at her a bit cock-eyed when she mouthed the words,...

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Funny story: Harry Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome Open Legal Name Change Centers Across America

Harry Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome Open Legal Name Change Centers Across America

Three ambitious entrepreneurs with poorly thought out names have joined forces to open a nationwide series of legal centers that target those poor souls with undeserved first or last names. Lawyers Harold Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome wi...

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Funny story: Cork Soakers Union Elects New President

Cork Soakers Union Elects New President

The California wine bottling industry remains in an uproar over the recent ouster of long standing Cork Soaker Union President, Haywood Jablome. With a firm grip on both Napa and Rutherford Valley union bottling facilities, Jimmy A. Haanjob won the...

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Funny story: UK anti-spitting law - Lewinsky speaks out

UK anti-spitting law - Lewinsky speaks out

New laws being introduced in the UK to make spitting in public a criminal offence, needed to address the problem of 'sticky' pavements in major cities throughout Britain, have brought condemnation from Monika Lewinsky, the White House intern involved...

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Funny story: Woman Chockes on Penis

Woman Chockes on Penis

Just like it says, Caroline Winfields, 28, is rushed to the emergency room April 3, Saturday night at 3:00 a.m. due to asphyxiation. When Doctor Craig, 43, questioned her partner of the cause of the asphyxiation, he sheepishly admitted that she was c...

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Funny story: David Cameron sets out to beat cock-sucking record

David Cameron sets out to beat cock-sucking record

To raise publicity for the Conservative party ahead of the up-coming election, David Cameron has promised to enter the annual Gay UK Cock Sucking Contest. In the contest, participants are given 10 minutes to suck as many penises to climax as possi...

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Funny story: Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims...

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Funny story: Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

The world has fallen in love with the hot dog ever since its invention. This is especially true in the United States, where the amount of hot dogs Americans consume in a year is measured in hundreds of tons. However, thanks to the limp-noodle cult...

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Funny story: Las Cruces, New Mexico Bans Cell Phone Use While Driving

Las Cruces, New Mexico Bans Cell Phone Use While Driving

The city of Las Cruces, New Mexico has banned the usage of cell phones while driving. Holding a cell phone and speaking into it will not be permitted, and neither will sending or receiving text messages. Using a hands free device and speaking with a hands free device, however, is still permissable. Offenders will receive a ticket for any offense of driving while using a cell phone, unless the...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Reigning American Idol Runner-Up and all around gay guy Adam Lambert admitted to reporters that he had elective surgery on his recent concert tour of Southeast Asia. "When I stopped off in Bangkok, Thailand, I decided to take advantage of their medi...

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Funny story: Little Red Riding Hood Admits "When Big Bad Wolf Tried To Eat Me, It Was Consentual"

Little Red Riding Hood Admits "When Big Bad Wolf Tried To Eat Me, It Was Consentual"

In a press conference held in her late Grandmother's house, Little Red Riding Hood has admitted that she lied in her allegations against the Big Bad Wolf. "When I said that he tried to eat me that one night forty years ago, it was actually consentua...

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Funny story: Condoms Recycled into Tires

Condoms Recycled into Tires

Answering two environmental concerns in one fell swoop, French company Bonami, has patented a new process to recycle discarded condoms into new automotive and truck tires. Typically flushed down with residential plumbing, the condoms are one of th...

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Funny story: Woman in penis exploding 'blow job' drama

Woman in penis exploding 'blow job' drama

Daniel Smith got more than he bargained for when he persuaded female co worker Connie Suckhimer (pictured right) to give him a blow job. The hapless Daniel had mistakenly assumed Connie was acquainted with the fact that in this context 'blow' does...

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Funny story: Jeremy Piven Gets Mercury Poisoning All Over Again in Off-Broadway Parody Play

Jeremy Piven Gets Mercury Poisoning All Over Again in Off-Broadway Parody Play

New York, New York - Jeremy Piven's may have recovered from an alleged bout with mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi that got him out of a play he did not want to do, but now it seems he is having a relapse. At least on a New York theater st...

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