A new transportation giant will be created when Cunard Ship Lines merges with Aero Lingus. The new company, to be named Cun-A-Lingus, will be the largest company of its type in the world. Richard Licker, a spokesman for the merged company, said th...
According to an entertainment insider, porn star Rachel Oberlin and model Natalie Kenly simultaneously blew their breast implants while performing a sex act on Charlie Sheen at his Beverly Hills mansion Tuesday. The insider, a friend of Charlie's...
Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...
Somewhere in the bowels of a medieval nunnery... "There, there now Marsha is a lovely name, so much better than Mark." "But you don't understand sister Margo, I'm not cut out to be a nun, I'm an....I'm an..." "Yes, go on my child.." "I'm an evil internet Spoof magazine editor! There, now you know. I'm very powerful back in London you know, they all fear me." "Oh my dear, you must no...
According to a study by Oral Lee Johnson, a specialist in sexual behavior, oral sex being carried out by teens can lead to intercourse. "I have completed stage one of my three-year-study and here's the feedback: Oral sex definitely can lead to int...
Horace Lintmeyer, inventor of some of the world's most memorable boutique cocktails including the Rusty Nail and the Fuzzy Navel, says the names of those popular drinks were actually derived from real life events. Interviewed as part of the BBC's...
At each games new events are introduced to delight the spectators and so it is with the 2010 Commonwealth Games. At the top of the charts - Britain's all-female oral sex team is all puckered up and feeling mighty confident at the Commonwealth Ga...
French, very sexy and petit, ex-minister Madame Dati has given a TV interview on the French blockbusting porno site (C)Anal + and revealed what she feels whilst having an "inflated fellatio" during oral sex and here are comments: "Qui, Qui, I just...
Glamorous French politician Rachida Dati has caused a bit of a hullabaloo by saying that "fellatio is almost non-existent." All of the big nobs and assorted members in the Euro-Parliament looked at her a bit cock-eyed when she mouthed the words,...
Three ambitious entrepreneurs with poorly thought out names have joined forces to open a nationwide series of legal centers that target those poor souls with undeserved first or last names. Lawyers Harold Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome wi...
The California wine bottling industry remains in an uproar over the recent ouster of long standing Cork Soaker Union President, Haywood Jablome. With a firm grip on both Napa and Rutherford Valley union bottling facilities, Jimmy A. Haanjob won the...
New laws being introduced in the UK to make spitting in public a criminal offence, needed to address the problem of 'sticky' pavements in major cities throughout Britain, have brought condemnation from Monika Lewinsky, the White House intern involved...
Just like it says, Caroline Winfields, 28, is rushed to the emergency room April 3, Saturday night at 3:00 a.m. due to asphyxiation. When Doctor Craig, 43, questioned her partner of the cause of the asphyxiation, he sheepishly admitted that she was c...
To raise publicity for the Conservative party ahead of the up-coming election, David Cameron has promised to enter the annual Gay UK Cock Sucking Contest. In the contest, participants are given 10 minutes to suck as many penises to climax as possi...
Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims...
The world has fallen in love with the hot dog ever since its invention. This is especially true in the United States, where the amount of hot dogs Americans consume in a year is measured in hundreds of tons. However, thanks to the limp-noodle cult...
The city of Las Cruces, New Mexico has banned the usage of cell phones while driving. Holding a cell phone and speaking into it will not be permitted, and neither will sending or receiving text messages. Using a hands free device and speaking with a hands free device, however, is still permissable. Offenders will receive a ticket for any offense of driving while using a cell phone, unless the...
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