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Funny story: China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

DETROIT - President Obama was in Detroit where he gladly announced that he has talked to representatives from the Republic of China about opening up a factory in Detroit. The president said that the factory will be housed in the old Oldsmobile Pla...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Wants To Buy The Chicago Bears

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Buy The Chicago Bears

CHICAGO - The Windy City is home to the Bears, the Cubs, the White Sox, the Bulls, the Black Hawks, and to The Big O, Oprah Winfrey. Winfrey recently appeared on The Viagra View and she confessed to Regis Philbin that she has made an offer to purc...

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Funny story: President Obama Now Says That He May Enact A Law Banning Bullets

President Obama Now Says That He May Enact A Law Banning Bullets

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House news conference and he informed the members of the press that he is going to have to show the Republicans that he, Barack Obama, was elected president of the United States and not the nation's pro...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently told her BFF Gayle King that she truly feels sorry for Paris Jackson and she wants to see what she can do about helping her to get her act together. Winfrey speaking with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Maga...

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Funny story: Oprah was just channeling Pretty Woman scene of hooker's snub at Rodeo Drive boutique

Oprah was just channeling Pretty Woman scene of hooker's snub at Rodeo Drive boutique

Los Angeles - The iconic scene from the 1990 LA romcom starring Richard Gere and Julia Roberts has entered the frame in a row about a $35,000 piranha skin handbag and Oprah Winfrey's shopping snub. In the Garry Marshall-directed movie Roberts play...

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Funny story: Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

CHICAGO - Word out of the Windy City is that the former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey and Caribbean beauty singer Rihanna are feuding over the use of a certain word. According to LaSabrosa Windwater, with Afro Sheen Magazine, Rihanna said that it...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Says You Couldn't Pay Her To See Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained

Oprah Winfrey Says You Couldn't Pay Her To See Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey said that just from what she has heard and read about Quentin Tarantino's movie Django Unchained made her want to call him up and give him a piece of her amazingly filthy rich mind. The former talk show queen told Taffeta K...

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Funny story: Will.i.am. Announces He's Changing His Name

Will.i.am. Announces He's Changing His Name

CHICAGO - The leader of the Black Eyed Peas, Will.i.am. was in Second City visiting one of his aunts, MayShontell "Grits" Waterford, 62. While in Chi Town, he was asked by Tittle Tattle Tonight about the rumor that he was thinking of changing his...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Ordered To Be Oprah's Pedicab Rider

Lance Armstrong Ordered To Be Oprah's Pedicab Rider

In what many are calling a harsh punishment, disgraced cheater and confirmed liar, bully, twat and complete and utter bastard, Lance Armstrong, has been court ordered to pedal Oprah Winfrey around for 3 months as her personal pedicab driver. Some,...

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Funny story: Grim Reaper: "Oprah's book club changed my life"

Grim Reaper: "Oprah's book club changed my life"

"I just can't do the whole gloom and dome thing anymore." That was the message the Grim Reaper passed along to reporters today at a well-attended news conference. "You know, after reading A New Earth-Awakening by Eckhart Tolle, which is on Opra...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

LAS VEGAS - Dr. Phil McGraw, one of America's most famous psychologists was in Las Vegas on business, which he said amounted to basically visiting some of the money he has lost at the slot machines. He was approached by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tap...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently said that she is still extremely respected by about 99.87 percent of the American people. Miss O speaking with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres stated that even though she no longer has her amazingly fan...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 29th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 29th August 2012

Curvy Christina Aguilera squeezes her body into a VERY tight black dress to film new music video XXX Tina? 'Martine McCutcheon is a manipulative, evil b***h - destructive and cruel': By her best friend and former chief bridesmaid. Sounds like the perfect Eastenders character! Spice Girl Geri Haliwell and comedian Russell Brand an item? The perfect couple! Well at least while they're tog...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says Rihanna Needs To Have Her Head Examined

Joan Rivers Says Rihanna Needs To Have Her Head Examined

NEW YORK CITY - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" has said that Rihanna has just made one of the most ignorant remarks in the history of ignorant remarks. Rivers was referring to the interview the Barbados songstress did with Oprah "Yo Yo" Winfrey.

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Criticizes Serena Williams For Doing The "Crip Walk"

Oprah Winfrey Criticizes Serena Williams For Doing The "Crip Walk"

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey has expressed the fact that she really and truly misses being in the celebrity limelight and actually feels like a fish out of water. She recently revealed that she had no idea that not being the focus of so many people's l...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

HOLLYWOOD - Friends of Tom Cruise are expressing concern and worry over the fact that he is taking the divorce very, very hard. A close friend of Tom's, who did not want his name revealed, stated that he spent a few hours with Tom at a local Pompo...

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Funny story: Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Following the news that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from actor husband Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey has used the news to advertise her Sunday morning Hollywood garage sale. Writing on Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook and Craiglist the entrepreneur...

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