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Funny story: Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win

Michael Phelps Credits Brazil's "Thin Water" with Gold Medal Win

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil--Michael Phelps credited Brazil's "thin water" for his recent gold medal win. Phelps stated that the "thin water" in Brazil makes him and others swim faster, allowing them to shatter World records. "It's the thin water," sa...

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Funny story: Athletes Line Up To Give Their Awards To Donald Trump

Athletes Line Up To Give Their Awards To Donald Trump

After Clint Eastwood gave Donald Trump one of his Oscars, athletes from the Olympic games, to the NBA and NASCAR have stirred controversy by pledging to give their awards to Donald Trump to show their confidence in his candidacy--Jackie Joyner even o...

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Funny story: Kidnap App

Kidnap App

Team GB athletes are being advised to use a "anti kidnapping app" while they compete in the Rio Olympics. In a ringing endorsement towards the state of Brazil. Ex weightlifter Mr D. Bell (inventor of the app) said: It's for their own safety. I've...

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Funny story: The Hyperdermic Olympics

The Hyperdermic Olympics

There has always been a concern that there's more drugs in Russian athletes than in most 60s rock bands. After more Russian athletes were banned from competing in the Rio Olympics we caught up with our good friend Vald Putin to see what he had to say...

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Funny story: Readying For Olympics, Police In Brazil Arrest Prostitutes With Braces

Readying For Olympics, Police In Brazil Arrest Prostitutes With Braces

Men traveling to Brazil for the Olympics this summer breathed a sigh of relief today. A crackdown on hookers with braces in Rio de Janeiro rounded up 170 mostly female sex workers sporting the dangerous dental devices. Brazilian Director Of Touris...

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Funny story: North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

Pyongyang, DPRK Kim Jong-Un, rotund and slow-thinking dictator of North Korea, announced today that North Korea's largest city, Pyongyang, would be the perfect choice to host the 2020 Olympics. Since it's already been awarded to Tokyo, Kim said they...

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Funny story: Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Reflecting the increasingly sedentary habits of human beings, the International Olympic Committee is adding some controversial events to the Olympic games. 12 ounce curls and hot dog eating are just two of the new events the IOC is adding to the game...

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Funny story: North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border

North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil During the third day after their arrival at the Olympic Village, the entire North Korean track team took off on their latest trial run and never stopped until they reached a foreign border. Some went to Uruguay, some to Paragua...

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Funny story: New Rio Olympic Sport Added - The Kayak Condom Scoop

New Rio Olympic Sport Added - The Kayak Condom Scoop

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil - The Head of the International Olympic Committee announced on Monday that his hard-working team has figured out an interesting approach to dealing with the disgusting cesspool that laps at Rio's shore, also known by its other...

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Funny story: Palin Clan To Head Up New Hillbilly Olympics

Palin Clan To Head Up New Hillbilly Olympics

Wassilly, Alaska In an attempt to redeem her family's honor after their recent drunken brawl, former Alaska governor and Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced today that she will sponsor a new sports contest called the Hillbill...

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Funny story: Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

MALLEABLE MALIBU -- Olympic has-been, athlete Bruce Jenner has become obsessed with wearing women's undergarments, which have led to rumors, allegedly spread by his wife Kris (note the masculine name of his bitter half), that the former track-and-fie...

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Funny story: Pope Blessing of Eternal Life for Soccer Players

Pope Blessing of Eternal Life for Soccer Players

Pope Francis has announced that the Vatican will become a major sponsor of sporting events such as the FIFA World Cup and the Olympics, and called on churches around the world to get more involved in sporting events in their communities. In conti...

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Funny story: Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Rio de Janeiro - Text walking will become the newest sport to be part of the Olympic Games starting in Rio in 2016. The act of texting while walking has never been considered a sport but since so few people get killed while performing the act, Olympi...

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Funny story: Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

Irish Winter Olympic details confirmed

At a press conference held in the Ballysmackadoo Town Hall, the Minister for Sport, Paddy Fields, together with a celebrity panel line up of Bono, Chris de Burgh, Van Morrison and the late President De Valera announced the venues and sport competitio...

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Funny story: USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - In an unprecedented move, the USA Womens' Curling Team has conceded the 2018 Olympics. The announcement came after the USA lost to South Korea 9 to 2 after playing only six ends at last week's event. The team's Skip, Ivana Luze, ci...

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Funny story: US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

The United States lost another heartbreaking game today to Canada in the Olympics by a score of 1-0. Less than 24 hours removed from the US Women losing a gut wrenching game to the Canadian, the men followed suit in Sochi. The 2012 Olympics bro...

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Funny story: PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

PlayGuy Mens Magazine Offers Olympian Jackie Chamoun Seven Figures To Appear In A Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun is poised to become a very wealthy young athlete. The Turnstile Review has stated that Miss Chamoun has just been offered a seven figure contract to pose in the nude for PlayGuy Magazine. If the b...

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