At 3:25 p.m. Eastern time Thursday, approximately 2 million gallons of crude oil per day stopped gushing into the Gulf of Mexico. A robotic submersible owned by Blackwater Petrol slowly choked off the company's problematic well until the infamous...
Although the flow of oil has been cut off finally according to BP Oil officials, there is still much to deal with in the future, in fact the history of the United States. "Most people have heard about our earlier warnings about the Gulf floor shi...
Oil Caps have become the latest craze in headgear - the 'in' accessory. Ever since Oil Caps have come to the notice of the public, discussed on a daily basis as a result of the BIG OIL SPILL fashion designers world-wide have been coming up with de...
What should have been one of the happiest celebrations in a long time for BP today when it announced that the oil spill in the Gulf has been temporarily capped, leaving no oil spilling from beneath it, turned instead to another day of blame and force...
BP have announced that their leaking oil well, which has been spewing out oil into the Gulf of Mexico for the last month, is now empty. The last of the oil trickled to the surface yesterday. It is the first time the flow has stopped since an explo...
BP are hoping that the ban on drilling will be lifted soon, after discovering what appears to be a major oilfield, a hundred miles offshore from Long Beach, California. BP - widely criticised for its handling of the spill in the Gulf Of Mexico - s...
PANAMA CITY, Florida - First Lady Michelle Obama, aka "Da First Mama" was in town speaking before a meeting of The Panama City Mothers For Nice, Clean, Tidy Tar Ball Free Beaches. She was asked if she feels that her husband's administration is doi...
A phone-in caller may have provided BP with the answer to its increasingly dire problems concerning the Gulf Spill or 'The Spulf' as it is fast becoming known among US citizens with a penchant for single syllable labels. The caller, known only as...
BP CEO, Tony Hayward has just been announced the winner of the Arthur L. Day Medal given by the Geological Society of America for what they claim is his outstanding contribution to bringing geology to the forefront of America's hearts and minds throu...
British Profiteering (BP) has spared no expense in trying to find a way to stave the damage caused when they turned the Gulf Of Mexico into a petroleum vinaigrette, and the research goes all the way up CEO Tony Wayward. In fact, Wayward spent a b...
BP have at last figured out how to cap the oil spill. Mud and cement! So bloody easy, a 4th grader could have figured it out, and indeed, DID. There has been a worldwide competition going on, underneath the mainstream news bulletins.....school-chi...
A major effort to stem the declining share price and to put a new spin on its fall is making good progress, according to oil giant BP. Work on the spin, which BP hopes will eventually help to boost the personal fortunes of its directors, began on...
NEW ORLEANS - Tom Benson, owner of The Super Bowl winners the New Orleans Saints has just announced that he has decided to change the name of his NFL football team Benson, who owns several Chevrolet dealerships in San Antonio, along with 782 Taco...
Since the evacuation along the coastline of the gulf states, the shipping and trucking industry in the gulf has come to a complete stand still; all imports and exports of goods that used to sail in and out of the gulf ports have been reassigned to sh...
After three attempts to contain the massive oil leak have failed, it has been determined that the site is too toxic for humans to work around anymore. Remote controlled, robotic amphibious apparatuses that have been used to attempt to contain the...
Jimmy Buffet, pirate singer and sea lover extraordinaire, has re-penned a new song about his beloved home port in keeping up with the times. The admired king of the Parrotheads realized that the old songs about his native Gulf of Mexico were no longer valid in light of recent changes there and has modernized his most famous signature song Margaritaville: (To the tune of Margaritaville) Walki...
GALVESTON - Well the BP Gulf of Mexico oil spill tar balls have now reached each one of the five Gulf Coast states. Texas Governor Rick Perry has announced that Texas Rangers have taken into custody a total of 47 Louisiana Tar Balls that had washe...
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