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Funny story: Goals Reached

Goals Reached

A celebration, of sorts, is being planned in Columbus, Ohio, to announce the reaching of a questionable milestone in the city's history. It was announced on local television on Monday that over the weekend there had been two more murders in the ci...

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Funny story: NO - we don't want YOU

NO - we don't want YOU

A picturesque little city of around 50,00, that is nestled in the lush rolling green hills of Central Ohio, recently, after much deliberation, passed legislation that would ban Tattoo Parlors, Pawn Shops, and Heavy Truck and Auto Repair Shops from l...

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Funny story: Half-a-Million Ohioans Squeeze into Air-Tight Chamber

Half-a-Million Ohioans Squeeze into Air-Tight Chamber

In a rather bold experiment earlier this week, an assortment of roughly half-a-million Ohio voters fit themselves inside a vacuum chamber in order to not have their voices be heard. The event's organizer, Vespa Sillyrabbit (who goes by the name "W...

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Funny story: Jesus Guilty Of Arson?

Jesus Guilty Of Arson?

A 19 metres tall and 12 metres wide statue of Jesus Christ no longer stands after Jesus' relative, Mother Nature, was alleged to have been called in to "strike it down". In Ohio, locals were at a loss why a lightening strike choose there treasured...

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Funny story: Ohio State University to Abandon Academics, Research for Sports

Ohio State University to Abandon Academics, Research for Sports

New university president, former football coach, Buford "Buck" Finster, announced that his university is eliminating all academic and research activities to concentrate entirely on sports. "It is high time that we stop being hypocritical. Student...

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Funny story: Casino on the Rails

Casino on the Rails

With the high-speed rail controversy still raging in Ohio, the Pen Corporation, which is putting the casinos in the four locations in Ohio is planning to ask the State Legislature to change their licensing options to include a Casino Train which woul...

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Funny story: High Speed Rail Travel in Ohio

High Speed Rail Travel in Ohio

The Department of Transportation in Ohio, ODOT, and the state have been looking in to the feasibility of high speed transportation between Cleveland in the Northern part of the state and Cincinnati in the Southern part, and numerous stops in between.

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Funny story: Ohio State Preempts Outcome, Forfeits to Southern California

Ohio State Preempts Outcome, Forfeits to Southern California

Columbus, Ohio - Confused fans watched in disbelief as Ohio State head coach Jim Tressel surrendered to Southern California head coach Pete Carroll in Ohio Stadium well in advance of the two teams scheduled match-up on Saturday. "I just figured I...

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Funny story: Ohio Man Proves Not Everything Happens For a Reason

Ohio Man Proves Not Everything Happens For a Reason

Columbus resident Steve "Skip" Lomeyer briefly returned from the dead last week to inform his family that his death had no reason or moral and there was nothing to be learned from the whole event. The 68 year old Lomeyer was crossing a street...

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Funny story: Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Blue Tick, Ohio - An 89 year old Ohio woman faces charges of petit theft and grievous bodily harm after being arrested for keeping neighbourhood children's balls. Edna Gonads was taken into custody by Blue Tick sheriff's deputy, Barney Fife, over...

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Funny story: Ohio to Offer Free Health Insurance to Residents

Ohio to Offer Free Health Insurance to Residents

Columbus (AP) The Ohio State legislature today passed a bill that will give free health insurance to all Ohio residents in 2008. Funding will come from a special 2.5% tax imposed on families with income above $250,000.

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Funny story: Hop on the bus, Gus!

Hop on the bus, Gus!

A man, posing as a tourist, approached the bright yellow chicken, standing outside the court in RAINSVILLE, Ohio, holding up the sign "No Chicken Ranch in RAINSVILLE!"...

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Funny story: Area Man is a Total Loser

Area Man is a Total Loser

TIPP CITY, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Local area resident Joe Botney is such a complete loser he can't even make the "L" loser sign on his forehead correctly, instead routinely using the wrong hand to make a "J".

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Funny story: Twin Days at Disney

Twin Days at Disney

(Orlando, FL) Disney has announced it will celebrate its own Twin Days at their US and European theme parks. The event next May 21st will complement August celebrations of the official Twin Days in Ohio.

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Funny story: Teacher Loses Job Over Clothes-Pin Pinches: Guess Rosie O'Donnell Found a New Job

Teacher Loses Job Over Clothes-Pin Pinches: Guess Rosie O'Donnell Found a New Job

In Amanda, Ohio, this week, a substitute teacher was fired for inflicting punishment via clothes-pins attached to students mouths.

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Funny story: Man shoots pill into rectum with handgun

Man shoots pill into rectum with handgun

Columbus, Ohio (ANP) - Within minutes of firing the bullet, James Wakersfield knew something was wrong. The projectile had lodged inside his stomach instead of where he originally intended.

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Funny story: Iraqi Elections Moved to Ohio

Iraqi Elections Moved to Ohio

President Bush announced yesterday that the Iraqi elections scheduled for January 30 will be held in Ohio.

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