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Funny story: "Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

"Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

Adult protesters were busy in Zuccotti Park in downtown NY as a group of babies and toddlers marched uptown to 58th Street and Fifth Avenue to the world's most famous toy store in order to stage a protest all their own. The kids voiced lots of...

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Funny story: Seriously-ill protester occupies Wall Street lavatory

Seriously-ill protester occupies Wall Street lavatory

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Authorities said Daniel H. McQueen, age unknown, has been holed up in a Wall Street water closet for an indeterminate length of time. Mr. McQueen, who had been protesting abuses by Wall Street elites appears to be shifting his foc...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. Too Big to Fail Too Cool to Say Bye-Bye

Occupy Wall St. Too Big to Fail Too Cool to Say Bye-Bye

NEW YORK CITY - The colloquial term infamously used during the global recession is now being applied to the incumbent revolutionary, Occupy Wall St. This means, essentially, that the entire revolution is so interconnected via social network that...

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Funny story: Tea Party demands to see Occupy Wall St. birth certificate

Tea Party demands to see Occupy Wall St. birth certificate

ALASKA - As Occupy Wall St. protests continue to expand in influence other brand revolutionaries are becoming less relevant. Occupy Wall, now entering their fifth week of demonstrations in lower Manhattan's Zuccotti Park, has rubbed the shoulders of...

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Funny story: Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright denies the existence of Occupy Wall St,

Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright denies the existence of Occupy Wall St,

TEHRAN - On Tuesday, the President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright rejected the notion that protests are taking place in New York City and around the world. He pointed to the absence of news coverage on Iranian television and his visit to the Un...

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Funny story: Wall Street occupiers announce demands

Wall Street occupiers announce demands

The Wall Street Occupiers have announced their list of Demands: 1. All debts are automatically forgiven, unless someone we don't like owes them. 2. Less urine pooling around our sleeping bags. 3. Every day is Christmas, or at least Boxing Day. 4. Better vibes, you dig? 5. Eliminate the cost of essential items. Most to be paid for by performing a scene from "Godspell." 6. Minimu...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. to raid the next Republican presidential debate

Occupy Wall St. to raid the next Republican presidential debate

LAS VEGAS - Although Las Vegas is far from New York City, organizers are working straight through the next couple of nights to insure that Occupy Wall is 'well represented.' Some protestors are flying, some are driving, and others are walking really...

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Funny story: "Occupy London" fails

"Occupy London" fails

A protest group calling themselves "Occupy London" failed dramatically to live up to their name yesterday when they only managed to occupy a small area near the financial district. Even that barely lasted a few hours until the police moved them on.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Jealous Occupy Wall Street is More powerful than Tea Party

Sarah Palin Jealous Occupy Wall Street is More powerful than Tea Party

NEW YORK CITY - Occupy Wall Street continues to shake financial centers all around the world as average Joe's and superior celebrities sit on their lawn chairs and wait for America's next move. What makes this revolutionary more powerful than the...

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Funny story: Forgotten Elvis Song Becomes Anthem for the Occupy Wall Street Movment

Forgotten Elvis Song Becomes Anthem for the Occupy Wall Street Movment

Memphis - A small group camping outside of Graceland, supporting the Occupy Memphis protest, was shocked when a limousine pulled up and womans hand holding a cd emerged. Goldie Bolton took the cd and handed it to a member of their group to play in th...

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Funny story: The Occupy Wall Street Movement Is Doing So Well Organizers Plan on Protesting In Berlin, Hong Kong, and Bombay

The Occupy Wall Street Movement Is Doing So Well Organizers Plan on Protesting In Berlin, Hong Kong, and Bombay

NEW YORK CITY - The organizers of the Occupy Wall Street Movement are thrilled at the tremendous reception that their campaign has received. Dynamo "Smokey" Affengriffin, 17, one of the movement's directors informed Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Co...

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Funny story: Apple wins Nobel Prize for Anthropology

Apple wins Nobel Prize for Anthropology

NEW YORK CITY - In a rare feat, Apple Inc. won the Nobel Prize for Anthropology on Tuesday for its "discovery of being the fourth basic necessity for human survival" says the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences. The prize committee said that Apple...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall Street movement wins Nobel Economics Prize

Occupy Wall Street movement wins Nobel Economics Prize

New York City - In an unprecedented reversal, the Nobel Prize Committee has revoked its Economic Science Prize, recently handed to two American professors, and has re-awarded it to the Occupy Wall Street movement. "Economics has been called 'the d...

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Funny story: 'Occupy Wall Street' even makes its way into rural Vermont, although no one is sure why

'Occupy Wall Street' even makes its way into rural Vermont, although no one is sure why

HARFOLD, Vt.--Occupy Wall Street protesters continued to appear this week in towns across the nation which clearly no one, including presidential candidates, gives a shit about. Seven senior citizens sat in chairs in the parking lot of the Harfold...

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Funny story: Lone Occupy Bourbon Street Protestor Details Motives

Lone Occupy Bourbon Street Protestor Details Motives

The lone protester who has occupied Bourbon Street in New Orleans since Friday evening claims he has no intention of ending his protest and has outlined his reasons for his protest. David Lang, 52, began his protest on Friday, he occupied Malone's...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall Street - Brits Fly In To Add Spice To Protest With Infinity Chillies

Occupy Wall Street - Brits Fly In To Add Spice To Protest With Infinity Chillies

Latest news is that those American slackers who have the cojones to come out and protest about corporate greed, banking malpractice, and tax evading billionaires, are to be reinforced by a delegation of commie pinko Limey bastards, who are about to g...

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Funny story: Chris Christie Enters the Race for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street

Chris Christie Enters the Race for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street

Trenton, New Jersey - Gov. Chris Christie, who turned down the chance to run for president of the United States earlier this week, has announced his candidacy for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street. "Being president is not for me. You have to be certif...

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