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Funny story: Partial Transcript Of O.J. Trial

Partial Transcript Of O.J. Trial

The following is a partial transcript of the recent O.J. Simpson trial. We offer no comments. (O.J.'s Girlfriend on the stand) "Is O.J. dumb?" "No, your Honoress. He got away with murder didn't he?" "Objection, your Honor." "Sustained." "So you're sweet on O.J.?" "Objection your Honor." "Objection sustained. You might rephrase that counselor." "Are you in love with O.J.?...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Gets 33 Years

O.J. Simpson Gets 33 Years

Las Vegas, Nevada: Gridiron great O.J. Simpson will serve at least nine years in prison for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel in 2007. O.J. Simpson told the judge Friday that he was sorry for...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Escapes!

O.J. Simpson Escapes!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - O.J. Simpson has escaped from The Clark County Detention Center. Warden Ontario Percell stated that Simpson escaped through the air conditioning vent in his jail cell. Percell said that he had first become a little suspicious w...

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Funny story: "OJ fits like a glove"says cellmate lover.

"OJ fits like a glove"says cellmate lover.

Las Vegas, Nevada : Simpson finds solace in prison - OJ Simpson, Heisman trophy winner, TV pitchman, movie star, armed robber, and now jail house lothario, has finally found his man. Tyrone, "Tyra" Jackson, Simpson's transgendered cellmate in Clar...

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Funny story: NFL Announces All Prison Team - Video Game to Follow!

NFL Announces All Prison Team - Video Game to Follow!

Canton,Ohio / Sports Illustrated - The NFL announced today it's All Prison Team after a nation wide poll of the nation's top law enforcement officers , prosecutors, and federal judges. There were few surprises. At stake, residuals from a new vide...

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Funny story: OJ Simpson guilty on all charges in robbery trial

OJ Simpson guilty on all charges in robbery trial

After 13 years since the 1995 brutal slashing murder of his ex-wife Nicole and her, ahem, "friend" whats-his-name, OJ "Onto Joliet"* Simpson was finally cleared of the (in the opinion of Judge Retort) ridiculously trumped up - fabricated even! - char...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Found Not Guilty Once Again

O.J. Simpson Found Not Guilty Once Again

Las Vegas NV-- O.J. Simpson was found not guilty of all armed robbery charges today. The shocking decision was reached by the jury after only one hour of deliberation. O.J. was all smiles as he walked out of the courtroom with his attorney, Mr. Fish.

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Funny story: United States Threatens Insurgents with O.J. Simpson - War Ends

United States Threatens Insurgents with O.J. Simpson - War Ends

Washington (IP) - The United States today threatened to send O.J. Simpson to Iraq to go on a television talk show tour and within 30 minutes the insurgents phoned Washington and surrendered.

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Funny story: Pinocchio to testify at OJ Simpson trial

Pinocchio to testify at OJ Simpson trial

Lederhosen wearing, wooden boy Pinnochio is set to testify in the OJ Simpson armed robbery trial.

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson watches Ocean's Thirteen on the return flight to Florida; wonders where he went wrong?

O.J. Simpson watches Ocean's Thirteen on the return flight to Florida; wonders where he went wrong?

Las Vegas, Nevada - According to fellow passengers aboard the same flight to Florida with O.J. Simpson after he met bail in Las Vegas where he faces 10 felony charges totaling up to a 100 years in prison, O.J Simpson was nervously fidgeting with his...

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Funny story: O.J. To Write New Book, "If I Stole It"

O.J. To Write New Book, "If I Stole It"

(Las Vegas) - Ex-heisman trophy winner, ex-NFL running back, ex-sportscaster, ex-actor and ex-double murderer, O.J. Simpson, now charged with serious crimes involving illegally retrieving his sports and murder memorabilia, is reported to be working o...

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Funny story: President Bush consults with OJ Simpson

President Bush consults with OJ Simpson

President George Bush has been in consultation with disgraced loony OJ Simpson over how best to handle the Iraq crisis.

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Funny story: OJ goes to get his ball: gets arrested

OJ goes to get his ball: gets arrested

The adult version of "can we have our ball back" went horribly wrong for OJ Simpson and his friend, who ended up being arrested.

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Funny story: Police try to question OJ about theft; former NFL star threatens suicide and flees in Ford Bronco

Police try to question OJ about theft; former NFL star threatens suicide and flees in Ford Bronco

Las Vegas - Police investigating the theft of sporting memorabilia from a hotel announced that the main suspect was OJ Simpson. Simpson, who had claimed ownership of the goods, promptly stole a white Ford Bronco, pla...

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Funny story: OJ Simpson to Pen New Book

OJ Simpson to Pen New Book

OJ Simpson announced today his latest venture in the literary world. His sophomore effort, If Someone Else Did It, takes the infamous murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman into uncharted waters.

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Funny story: 'The Juice' Can't Get a Break

'The Juice' Can't Get a Break

LOS ANGELES - A Los Angeles superior court judge has ordered that any money O. J. Simpson earns from the sale of his new 'The Juice' orange juice dispenser must go directly to the family of the late Ronald Goldman. Simpson, who partnered wit...

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Funny story: Al Sharpton Offers to Help Paris Hilton

Al Sharpton Offers to Help Paris Hilton

Al Sharpton offered his assistance to the Hilton family and their daughter Paris Hilton's.

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