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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty Declared Dead

Humpty Dumpty Declared Dead

It was a cold Tuesday morning in Boogleville. The wind was picking up, and the rain lashing relentlessly on the small town. It was then that Humpty Dumpty decided to sit on the wall. Dumpty, aged 16, was allegedly "trying to set a world reco...

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Funny story: Kurds See Spider, Riot In Khanaqin

Kurds See Spider, Riot In Khanaqin

A Kurdish official says hundreds of Iraqi Kurds, led by Miss Muffet, have stormed an election office in a disputed city after claiming many Kurds were not on voting lists for provincial elections. The protest in Khanaqin (pronounced as "Who Knows?...

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Funny story: Drunken Sailors To Protest Against Their Removal From Nursery Rhyme

Drunken Sailors To Protest Against Their Removal From Nursery Rhyme

A mass demonstration by Drunken Sailors has been planned after key lyrics were removed from a nursery rhyme by a government-funded books project, after they were deemed "offensive". The Bookstart charity claims the words "Drunken Sailor", and the...

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Funny story: Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Israeli security operatives refused to confirm or deny rumours that an undercover operation had been successfully carried out in a combined operation between Mossad agents and Israeli Special Forces. It is claimed the covert operatives have abduc...

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Funny story: Church condemn nursery rhyme as "evil"

Church condemn nursery rhyme as "evil"

Last week, the "Hokey Cokey" was targeted by the Catholic Church in Scotland as a 'faith hate' song - but now another rhyme widely taught to children in the English-speaking world has come under fire from a Church leader. Cardinal Keith O'Brie...

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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty Joins British Economic Council

Humpty Dumpty Joins British Economic Council

All the Queen's men and all the Queen's horses carried the variegated pieces of economic expert H. Dumpty to the meeting of the BEC. Dumpty though known to be quite divided over solutions to the UK's economic crisis is believed to be the only hope to...

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Funny story: Cow Jumps Over the Moon - Dog Laughs to see such fun

Cow Jumps Over the Moon - Dog Laughs to see such fun

China sent it's first cow into space last night and at 3am local time it soared over our nearest and dearest celestial neighbor - the Moon. The cow, named Moe Inge, was photographed from the Hubble telescope performing a balletic display of moveme...

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Funny story: Old Mother Hubbard to sue her son years after his death

Old Mother Hubbard to sue her son years after his death

Old Mother Hubbard, perhaps best remembered as the lady who went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, has decided to take her son to the High Court over 20 years after his death because of the anguish and bad publicity his actions have caused...

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Funny story: Great American Novel based on This Little Piggie

Great American Novel based on This Little Piggie

American writers from Dreiser through Hemingway to Pynchon have long sought after the Great American novel. No one expected that the masterpiece that has for so long eluded the literary geniuses of the USA would be produced by the pen of Vito Faccilo...

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Funny story: Austrian 'hid daughter in a shoe' shocker

Austrian 'hid daughter in a shoe' shocker

An Austrian man allegedly held his daughter captive in a shoe for 24 years and fathered so many children with her that she didn't know what to do, reports say.

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Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.

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Funny story: Obama admits mother used to play the "Name Game"

Obama admits mother used to play the "Name Game"

LAS VEGAS -- Senator Barack Obama, a leading candidate for the Democratic Party's nomination for the presidency, admitted today that his mother named him while playing the "Name Game."...

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Funny story: Nursery Rhyme Characters Set To Get ASBOs!

Nursery Rhyme Characters Set To Get ASBOs!

A small Somerset town is recovering today, following a courts decision to award ASBOs to a host of Nursery Rhyme characters who had been causing havoc in the town centre. Ciderlington resident Mary Apple said "...it was terrible. None of us dared...

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Funny story: All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

The King's horses are dropping dead in the stables and seven of the King's men are in the hospital with heart problems. The men claim that this is due to a bio-hazardous cholesterol exposure when they were forced to try to put Humpty Dumpty...

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Funny story: Ban Nursery Rhymes and Fairy Tales NOW!

Ban Nursery Rhymes and Fairy Tales NOW!

Would THIS Put You To Sleep??? I was at a friends house the other night as she was singin her baby off to sleep with a children's Lullaby. The song goes as such:...

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