Susan Boyle has expressed an interest in meeting the Glow in the Dark Nuns of Dounraey. The Pope has only just recently revealed their existence and since then they have become an instant hit. They have become so popular that the Vatican has st...
After a six-weeks long symposium of theologians and cardinals to discuss the sexual crises in the Church, Pope Benedict, or "Eggs" to his friends, has issued a Bull in which new decrees are laid out for the guidance of the clergy. Cardinal Morone...
Talk about bad habits. Jesus Christ said, "In order to get into Heaven you must sell all of your possessions and give all of the proceeds to the poor." Pope Benedict's personal bank is now under investigation for money laundering. In September the It...
A sad story from Wash., D. C. this morning. Many officials and aides were so desperate to jump ship and remove themselves from the floundering Obama administration that they ran to the exits at the White House all at once and created a dangerous sit...
Police were frisking monks and nuns today as crowds turned out for the Pope's first public engagement on English soil. Amid tight security, guests queued in a good-natured fashion despite fears of an unruly crowd, organisers were preparing to ask...
London - (Papal Bulls**t News): He was dubbed 'God's Rottweiler' in 2003 by Special Branch during a Stop the Whore Coalition campaign excoriating Poodle Brothers George W Bush and Tony Blair. Today dyslectic sisters at London's Convent of the Imm...
An advertisement depicting a pregnant Nun sucking ice cream has been banned and the Nun too! The advertisement caused quite a stir (or scoop) at the Vatican, Italy, (home of Mama's Bella Tutti Frutti's) but not because of the pregnant Nun, non por...
Having recently rebelled at their enforced retirement,two Benedictine Nuns, Sister Virginie Ardant and Sister Laetitia Fossey, both aged 80 years, made a bolt from the secluded Abbaye de Notre-Dame de L'Annonciation Convent in Avignon recently and ar...
Madison, New Jersey. Contrary to anything her fans may believe Madonna was 'called' by a higher order, and went to Her Holiness Monastery in the wee hours this morning. Supposedly with the purpose of becoming a nun. Singing 'Just like a virg...
"Everyone knows that drinking and driving can lead to accidents," says the voiceover for a new commercial by Budweiser airing during the World Cup. "That's why, after enjoying a few beers at the local pub, these nuns are walking back to the convent.
While Catholic leadership struggles to cling to what might be left of their tepid public image, a new scandal involving the recruitment and indoctrination of transvestite prostitutes into the Sisterhood has shocked the entire world, except San Franci...
The United States' newest Aircraft Carrier, the USS Ronald Regan, has just begun full operational duty, and most mornings a church service is held on deck to bless the ship and crew. However, this is not always possible, because some mornings the deck is not accessible. For this is a new class of dual-role ship. The incredible truth is that the Ronald Regan is not only a super-carrier, but al...
Readers of TheSpoof.com were shocked this past week to see the number of articles about nuns on the website. They'll be seeing many more, along with ones about priests, rabbis, ministers and other religious figures, according to Mark Lowton, owner a...
It had to happen, a family member who chooses a life career totally opposite from that of her sibling because her sibling is just so over the top. Case in point, Lady Gaga (nee Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) has a sister who just graduated from...
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be fighting women off with a stick. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters. "My d...
The MacDonald triplets, enjoy a walk in the sun and share their World Cup experiences every afternoon. Today, they are all of a flutter after Edgar Davids told Adrian Chiles to start asking some really interesting questions. Enough, with the boring c...
A court case jury were today played the controversial tape of a conversation between a group of Nuns and a New York towing company. The case has been brought against NY Auto Removal by the Sisters of Unconditional Love alleging that their car was removed illegally. The Nuns claim that they left their Hyundai outside a bar on a quiet Eastchester side street for a few minutes, and when they c...
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