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Funny story: Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,

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Funny story: Man who shits from his nose set to wed

Man who shits from his nose set to wed

It's not often that the news can report on a genuinely uplifting story but this is one of those occasions.

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Funny story: Strictly Tap Dancing

Strictly Tap Dancing

Lord put his thick reading glasses on the callus bridge of his nose and scrutinized a GPS screen on his desktop. Next, he pushed a buzzer. His secretary, lovely Blondie, appeared at the door to his office. Lord crisply said, "Send Ranchfied in, now. Then, he lumbered his way toward the burning fireplace and placed a branding iron into the fire. Next, he slumped into a giant chair in front of...

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Funny story: Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...

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Funny story: Olsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley to Get Nose Jobs

Olsen Twins Mary-Kate and Ashley to Get Nose Jobs

The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, have decided to get matching nose jobs from a Hollywood plastic surgeon. Saying that they were tired of their old look and thought their noses were to big, the twins headed to surgery today.

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Funny story: Man Arrested Picking Nose Whilst Driving

Man Arrested Picking Nose Whilst Driving

A man was arrested yesterday evening for picking his nose whilst driving. David Blaspheemy, 75, was driving along a quiet residential street in his hometown of Gnomeville, East Westwick in his Ford Mundano. Sensing his nose was feeling a 'little...

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Funny story: If you look down in the shower, can you see anything?

If you look down in the shower, can you see anything?

Have you ever noticed how novelty products, the thought here is about glasses with windscreen wipers on them, actually stem from a very good idea? The problem was that the idea wasn't fully formed; that is until a bright spark took a new approach and put a big plastic nose and false moustache underneath them. One man's pain is another man's novelty nose, I suppose.

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Funny story: FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

Seattle, Washington - Jason Peters had a habit. It wasn't a very nice habit. His mother told him to use a Kleenex, but he just wouldn't listen. Unlike the nursery rhyme, when he stuck in his thumb he didn't get a plum... he got his own eyeball.

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Funny story: Pfizer's Move to Patent Drug Side Effects May Backfire

Pfizer's Move to Patent Drug Side Effects May Backfire

NEW YORK - Pfizer Inc., in a bold effort to shore up falling profits, has applied for patents on the most common side effects of prescription medications: headache, nausea, vomiting, irritability, runny nose, diarrhea, back pain, dizziness, shortness...

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Funny story: Bobby Fischer Held At Guantanamo Bay

Bobby Fischer Held At Guantanamo Bay

Bobby Fischer former world chess champion has been moved to Guantanamo Bay. While it is not being alleged that Fischer is a terrorist, the last straw was reached when he complained that a guard's nose was too long and Fischer couldn't see out...

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Funny story: ASPCA Cites Man for Passing Gas, Blaming Dog

ASPCA Cites Man for Passing Gas, Blaming Dog

Forest Grove, OR - George Herbert believed he'd gotten away with one last Sunday night after diner, but thanks to a perceptive set of ears, one discerning nose, and quick action, he was sorely mistaken.

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Funny story: Heightened Security Causing Me Headache

Heightened Security Causing Me Headache

According to himself, writer Kevin Heitz of Baltimore is annoyed and suffering from an acute headache today because of the increased security measures at airports and train stations around the country. “This extra security stuff kinda sucks,” Heitz said this morning while clipping nose hairs. “I think that’s why I have this headache,” I added.

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Funny story: Reporter Claims Of Spoof Leakage

Reporter Claims Of Spoof Leakage

This morning, a current, breaking news story us unfolding here at The Spoof, when in fact an opposing news site yanked the Spoof from right under my nose, and showed it on their own site!...

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