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Funny story: Apple wins Nobel Prize for Anthropology

Apple wins Nobel Prize for Anthropology

NEW YORK CITY - In a rare feat, Apple Inc. won the Nobel Prize for Anthropology on Tuesday for its "discovery of being the fourth basic necessity for human survival" says the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences. The prize committee said that Apple...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall Street movement wins Nobel Economics Prize

Occupy Wall Street movement wins Nobel Economics Prize

New York City - In an unprecedented reversal, the Nobel Prize Committee has revoked its Economic Science Prize, recently handed to two American professors, and has re-awarded it to the Occupy Wall Street movement. "Economics has been called 'the d...

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Funny story: Video of the Cher Nobel Prize now available

Video of the Cher Nobel Prize now available

Fukushima - According to reporting from the venue, and confirmed by our staff, video of Cher awarding the Nobel prize for greatest reactor drama is now available. The audience was all a "ga ga" with admiration and everyone was star struck. Everyw...

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Funny story: Cher to award Nobel prize to Fukushima reactor managers

Cher to award Nobel prize to Fukushima reactor managers

Fukushima - According to my source, Cher's hairdresser, Cher is traveling to Japan now to award the Cher Nobel prize to the Fukushima management team. The prize goes to the nuclear accident of greatest proportion and drama, and is only awarded whe...

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Funny story: Obama Loses Nobel Peace Prize!

Obama Loses Nobel Peace Prize!

After so much vigorous debate over President Obama's worthiness to even receive the Nobel Peace Prize so early in his presidential career, then his surge in Afghanistan and now finally his latest actions in Libya, many national and world figures have been calling for President Obama to return his Nobel Peace Prize now. Previous responses from President Obama made it clear he was not going to r...

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Funny story: Snooki Advises Toni Morrison to Get a Pouf

Snooki Advises Toni Morrison to Get a Pouf

Don't count Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, "The Jersey Shore" star, among those who were shocked to learn that she was paid $32,000 for her talk at Rutgers University, while famous author Toni Morrison is being paid only $30,000 to give the Rutgers commenc...

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Invents Piss-Ant Diaper: Possible Nobel Piss Prize

Dr. Billingsgate Invents Piss-Ant Diaper: Possible Nobel Piss Prize

The Wall Street Journal reported today that multi-doctorated genius, Viscount Billingsgate, was awarded a patent for his minimalistic micro diaper that may reshape the world insofar as the spraying nuisance of piss-ants who leave watermarks on the sw...

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Funny story: China's Response To Nobel Peace Prize Goofed Up By Interpreter Errors

China's Response To Nobel Peace Prize Goofed Up By Interpreter Errors

China yesterday sacked its official Chinese-to-English interpreter after it was found that translation errors had created misunderstanding about its response to the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize. Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesperson, using Pinyi...

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Funny story: Chair Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Chair Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Washington - A chair was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize because of how it has never harmed a person and always given comfort to the weary. "I was shocked when they called me and said that I won. At first, I thought it was my friend Hank playing a jo...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga wins Nobel Prize in Chemistry

Lady Gaga wins Nobel Prize in Chemistry

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Lady Gaga is the recipient of the 2010 Nobel Prize in Chemistry for her work in "ground-breaking experiments and applications of the novel two-dimensional material, graphene." The chemist/musician explained, "I needed a new fas...

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Funny story: Obama wins Nobel Prize in Physics

Obama wins Nobel Prize in Physics

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has awarded the 2010 Nobel Prize in Physics to Barack Obama, current president of the United States. Mr. Obama accepted the prize at the traditional royal ceremony in Oslo, Norway. He addressed the distinguis...

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Funny story: Tidal Waves Fears Over China's Nobel Prize Anger

Tidal Waves Fears Over China's Nobel Prize Anger

Maritime experts fear the world could be hit by giant tidal waves as the fall out from the row between China and Norway over the Nobel Peace Prize. The Chinese government is furious that the Norwegian Nobel Prize Committe awarded the Peace Prize t...

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Funny story: Chinese UFO Mystery Solved as Liu Xiaobo Accepts Peace Prize

Chinese UFO Mystery Solved as Liu Xiaobo Accepts Peace Prize

Recent sightings of UFOs in China have had Chinese government officials quite puzzled as an almost regular procession of gigantic glowing spacecraft have been hovering dangerously close to the Baotou and Xiaoshan Airports. At last count, there have...

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Funny story: Justin Beiber surprise nominee for Nobel Peace Prize Award

Justin Beiber surprise nominee for Nobel Peace Prize Award

He's had bottles thrown at him. He's sang a load of shit songs. And he's practically murdered the pop scene today. But toddler/teenager Justin "B-Man" Beiber has been nominated to win the Nobel Peace Prize. The lad, who's just about to sit his...

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Funny story: Pornography on the Internet nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.

Pornography on the Internet nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.

One surprising contender for the Nobel Peace Prize this year, more so than the Internet itself, or last years winner, Barrack Obama, who bagged the peace gong just for turning up it seems, is Internet Porn. The internet is just one other of the m...

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Funny story: Nobel Winners Embarrassed: Can't Find Example Of Winning Material

Nobel Winners Embarrassed: Can't Find Example Of Winning Material

Physics Nobel Prize Winners Andrei Geim and Konstantin Novoselov have lost the very thing that won them the accolade. Geim and Konstantin are the inventors of graphene - a flat sheet of carbon just one atom thick. It is extremely strong and is a g...

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Funny story: Test-Tube Baby a 'Big, Fat Mess,' and 'Has No Soul,' Says Doctor Who Created Her

Test-Tube Baby a 'Big, Fat Mess,' and 'Has No Soul,' Says Doctor Who Created Her

Drs. Patrick Steptoe and Robert Edwards, who were awarded the Noble Prize For Crimes Against Humanity today, now say that their creation, a child manufactured via in-vitro fertilization, "has no soul. She is a big, fat mess, and should never have bee...

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