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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to Be Camp Counselors

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to Be Camp Counselors

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will be camp counselors at a camp for teenage girls in their next incarnation of The Simple Life. In it, they will work with young teens and tweens in the mountains to share the fountain of their knowledge. Unlike reg...

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Funny story: Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Barbie manufacturers Mattel to launch bald Britney Spears doll

Mattel president Jill. E. Barad announced today that they would be launching a new talking Britney Spears doll without any hair. The "Bald Britney" as she is to be called will also be programmed to utter random phrases such as "Hair to...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie banned for drunk driving

Nicole Richie banned for drunk driving

Actress and model, Nicole Richie, was languishing in a police cell last night after being convicted of DUI.

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Funny story: Britney Spears will play a mutant in a new movie

Britney Spears will play a mutant in a new movie

Britney Spears is to star in X-Celebrities, a new movie based on the X-Men franchise. A Twentieth Century Fox spokesman was very excited with Ms Spears' new bald-head look, which was the reason that made her a natural contender to play the part of Pr...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie DUI; Women Inmates Plan Welcome Party

Nicole Richie DUI; Women Inmates Plan Welcome Party

It looks like the drinks will be on Nicole Richie sooner than she thought.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Advice To George Bush After State Of Union: "Don't quit. You're Hot!"

Paris Hilton's Advice To George Bush After State Of Union: "Don't quit. You're Hot!"

(Los Angeles--CA) The Simple Life star Paris Hilton found time to offer words of encouragement to President Bush after his State of the Union address. "I may not be the brightest bulb in the drawer," said Hilton, "but even I can see th...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie suing GPS manufacturer

Nicole Richie suing GPS manufacturer

Burbank (CA) - The Attorneys representing Nicole Richie are suing Garmin, the manufacturers of the Global Positioning System (GPS) that had apparently malfunctioned in her black sport utility G-Class Mercedes on that fateful morning she was wrongfull...

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Funny story: Police Give Details on Nicole Richie DWI Arrest

Police Give Details on Nicole Richie DWI Arrest

Celebrity and pseudo actress Nicole Richie, most famous for being the friend of Paris Hilton (and co-star of her former reality show) and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, was arrested for driving while intoxicated. Richie was taken to the local pol...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie opens driving school

Nicole Richie opens driving school

Nicole Richie, adopted daughter of Lionel Richie and star of the TV show, The Simple Life, announced today she'd be opening a chain of driving schools catering to air headed debutantes.

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Funny story: Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

BURBANK, Calif. - The California Highway Police are currently investigating why actress Nicole Richie was driving the wrong way on State Highway 134 under the apparent influence of drugs. The Simple Life star and 25-year-old daughter of pop...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie vaporize during workout

Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie vaporize during workout

Los Angeles (CA) - The two celebrities were working out at Size 0 Gym, an exclusive Beverly Hills health spa, where they instantly vaporized before a packed crowd. The workout instructor was a little shaken after the incident, "These two ladies...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie Hooks Up With Paris Hilton

Nicole Richie Hooks Up With Paris Hilton

Nicole Richie, who knows Paris from way back in the old neighborhood of Sherman Oaks or Bel Air or Vegas or Montclair or someplace cool like that, has found a new job as Paris Hilton's side kick.

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