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Funny story: MPs thank Griffin for diverting the 'heat'. Well done, that man

MPs thank Griffin for diverting the 'heat'. Well done, that man

A collective sigh of relief swept like a zephyr through the house of commons last week, after BNP MEP Nick Griffin battled his way through a torrid 'Question Time' programme that second by sordid second eased the tide of anger and indignation that ha...

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Funny story: 'The Nick Griffin Guide to Being British', by Nicholas Griffith

'The Nick Griffin Guide to Being British', by Nicholas Griffith

'Firstly, boys and girls, you must have a white skin, so things get a bit complicated already. Because millions of Britons including me are Celtic people, people who are or whose ancestors were Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish. And are very dark-looking people, because the Celts originally came from the Middle East. OK, let's just forget that little snag, ahem. Secondly, you must have a Britis...

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Funny story: Griffin Vows To 'Spice-Up' Final Big Brother

Griffin Vows To 'Spice-Up' Final Big Brother

'Big Brother is essentially repetitive, voyeuristic nonsense. The public is fed up with nobodies lounging around and moaning every time they have to dress up as a shrimp or a matador to do a task. Next year, if I'm successful, Britain will finally se...

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Funny story: Nick the Dickhead once denied the holocaust, now he's really crossed his wireless wires!

Nick the Dickhead once denied the holocaust, now he's really crossed his wireless wires!

BNP leader, Nick Griffin, our loveable, cuddly BNP leader once denied the holocaust, he's an idiot, so what! Anybody who denies the holocaust is a complete idiot! Anybody who is allowed to appear on the BBC with such arguments, is also a complete idiot! Anybody who stands up for the right to express his or her views about the demographic development of the UK, homosexual relationships, im...

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Funny story: BNP leader admits he only really questions time and didn't actually want to appear on the BBC

BNP leader admits he only really questions time and didn't actually want to appear on the BBC

The leader of the British Nasty Party, the Rev Dr Nick Nasty, said in an interview last night that his appearance on the BBC's Question Time programme was actually a complete mistake. What he had said earlier in the month had been taken totally ou...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin named new Liverpool manager

Nick Griffin named new Liverpool manager

Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, has been named as the new manager of Liverpool FC after the shock departure of Rafa Benitez yesterday. At a hushed press conference, the Liverpool board explained that, though he doesn't yet possess the correct FA...

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Funny story: Daily Telemail Endorses BNP for 2010

Daily Telemail Endorses BNP for 2010

London, UK In a move that has surprised many, national newspaper The Daily Telemail has announced that it will be supporting the far-right British National Party in the run up to the 2010 general election. "We have found that, more than any other...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin Takes on Magenta

Nick Griffin Takes on Magenta

London - Flush with newfound credibility as a political leader on the Beeb, BNP leader Nick Griffin has announced that his next move to make Britain all-white will be to take on Magenta with possible Cyan and Yellow to follow shortly thereafter which...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin and Bonnie Greer announce shock wedding

Nick Griffin and Bonnie Greer announce shock wedding

In a surprise announcement, Nick Griffin leader of the British National Party, and Bonnie Greer, black historian, have set the date for their wedding. This follows a whirlwind romance which took place after Mr Griffin's appearance on Question Time...

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Funny story: Question Time transcript

Question Time transcript

'And on tonight's Question Time we have Minister for Something Jack Feeble, some American writer nobody has ever heard of, some Baroness with an Asian complexion, another Liberal nobody, and Adolf Hitler. Let's take our first question, which comes from Henry Himmler.' 'Can we devote an entire hour of this BBC programme to talking about Adolf Hitler?' 'Jack Feeble.' 'Well, we can, but let me jus...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin 'Jade Goody's natural Last Tango in Paris partner' say Strictly judges

Nick Griffin 'Jade Goody's natural Last Tango in Paris partner' say Strictly judges

London - (Hokey-Cokey): Terminal illness alone prevented Jade Goody RIP from partnering Nick Griffin on Strictly Come Dancing a BBC TV audience heard last night. The BNP leader however withdrew prematurely from the contest last year following rumo...

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Funny story: 'Down With Fascism' To End Campaign

'Down With Fascism' To End Campaign

Pressure group Down With Fascism, who have been instrumental in organising angry protests against the British National Party, have today announced that they are ceasing operations with immediate effect. The surprise announcement comes in the wake...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin? He's Ratzinger's son says cops

Nick Griffin? He's Ratzinger's son says cops

London - (Sieg Heil): BNP leader Nick Griffin has been outed as the son of Pope Jos Ratzinger and Mrs Thatcher. Anti-terror cops have had the rabid fascist under surveillance ever since he sprang out his mother's putrid vagina some fifty years ago...

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Funny story: BNP Leader Withdraws from Question Time Appearance

BNP Leader Withdraws from Question Time Appearance

British National Party Leader Nick Griffin has sensationally withdrawn from his scheduled appearance on Question Time this evening, it has been announced. A spokesman for the BNP explained that Mr Griffin was 'unwell' and would therefore not be in...

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Funny story: You Don't Mess With The SAS

You Don't Mess With The SAS

Monumental own-goal - BNP leader Prick Griffin has managed to get the SAS's dander up by quoting Winston Churchill and hijacking British military tradition by using our brave men and women to put forward his idiotic racist political agenda. Griffi...

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Funny story: BNP changes name following Euro Parliament performance

BNP changes name following Euro Parliament performance

Following the snubbing received from fellow members of the European Parliament at the opening of the new term of the European Gravy Train, newly-elected MEP and head of the BNP, Ron Nasty, has decided to rename his party. Mr Nasty has instructed a...

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Funny story: BNP leader threated with jail if he takes his Euro MP's seat

BNP leader threated with jail if he takes his Euro MP's seat

The leader of the BNP and newly-elected Euro MP, Ron Nasty, has been threated with jail even before the new European Parliament session begins next week. The speaker of the House of MEPs, Dutch MEP Dimme Whitte has told Mr Nasty, in no uncertain t...

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