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Funny story: Martians land in New Orleans!

Martians land in New Orleans!

This evening, the Martians landed in New Orleans and had a long talk with authorities. They saw the oil slick from Mars and knew that disaster had struck. They immediately offered to remove all that nasty water from our sea of oil. "We were o...

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Funny story: New Orleans Mayor Says "We Be Needin' Us A Damn Hurricane Ta Blow All Of Dis Effen Oil Shit Da Hell Outta Here Fa Shizzle My Nizzle!"

New Orleans Mayor Says "We Be Needin' Us A Damn Hurricane Ta Blow All Of Dis Effen Oil Shit Da Hell Outta Here Fa Shizzle My Nizzle!"

NEW ORLEANS - The mayor of New Orleans Tyrone "Bling Bling" Du Maupassant-Etouffee has said that the Gulf of Mexico BP oil mess has reached catastrophic proportions. He noted that the Louisiana alligator suitcase industry and the alligator shoe in...

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Funny story: The New Orleans Hornets To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Balls

The New Orleans Hornets To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Balls

NEW ORLEANS -Gary Chouest, owner of the NBA New Orleans Saints has just announced at a corporate breakfast that he has decided to change the name of his basketball team. Chouest said that his team's recent 32-41 record is not the reason for his de...

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Funny story: New Orleans Vinaigrette Company Out of Business

New Orleans Vinaigrette Company Out of Business

Formerly famous for their lightly Cajun spiced vinaigrette salad dressing, "French Quarter Foods" has decided to close its doors of operation after 25 years of producing quality Cajun sauces. Overwhelmed with calls from customers who were concer...

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Funny story: ACORN Plans To File For Bankruptcy - Will Reorganize As A Hip Hop Rap Music Talent Agency

ACORN Plans To File For Bankruptcy - Will Reorganize As A Hip Hop Rap Music Talent Agency

NEW ORLEANS - The Association of Community Organizations For Reform Now, aka ACORN has announced that they are on the verge of bankruptcy. A spokesperson, who wanted to remain nameless but said that we could use the name Leroy, said that she has s...

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Funny story: New Orleans Mayor Sues Corp of Engineers Over "Leaking Dykes" and Loss Off Super Bowl Venue!

New Orleans Mayor Sues Corp of Engineers Over "Leaking Dykes" and Loss Off Super Bowl Venue!

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin called out the Obama administration and the Army Corps of Engineers as the reason New Orleans lost the venue for this year's Super Bowl Game to Miami. "It's outrageous, " said the suddenly wealthy, prosperous, multi-mil...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox To Star in Children of The ACORN

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox To Star in Children of The ACORN

HOLLYWOOD - MGM has just signed Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox to star in the new film Children of The ACORN. Jolie and Fox will portray twin sisters Bobbi Jo and Jo Bobbi Labiabeaux who grew up in the poorest neighborhood in New Orleans known as T...

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Funny story: Belated FEMA unit finally arrives in New Orleans

Belated FEMA unit finally arrives in New Orleans

NEW ORLEANS, LA - More than 3 years after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, a FEMA unit pulled into the city's lower 9th Ward this Friday. They apologized for showing up so late, citing the weather and bad holiday traffic as contributing fac...

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Funny story: Media to sue Hurricane Gustav

Media to sue Hurricane Gustav

The US media has taken the unprecedented step of launching legal action against Hurricane Gustav. In the run-up to Gustav's impact on America's gulf coast, the media frenzy knew no-bounds, as Gustav was expected to devastate New Orleans once again...

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Funny story: Hurricane Gustav loses hype as it hits land

Hurricane Gustav loses hype as it hits land

TV news stations across the US have been left devastated by the effects of Hurricane Gustav as it singularly failed to destroy New Orleans. "We are gutted" said Fox 'journalist' Adolf McCane "We had cameras focusing on the levees, we had helicopte...

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!

Bush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!

US worst president ever, George W Bush and his untrustworthy mentor and sidekick, Dick "Face Shooter" Cheney are in full retreat from the humiliating storm of criticism that was about to engulf them at the Republican Convention in the Twin Cities.

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Funny story: New Orleans residents flee Bush

New Orleans residents flee Bush

New Orleans residents have been forced to evacuate the city after the news that President Bush is to forego his appearance at the Republican Convention in order to 'help the city of New Orleans face the hurricane.' Hordes of city-dwellers immediat...

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Funny story: Bush Vows Help, As White People Flooded This Time

Bush Vows Help, As White People Flooded This Time

(Cedar Rapids, Iowa) - With the water finally receding from a downtown area hit hard by flooding caused by a broken levee, most citizens of Cedar Rapids today expressed confidence that the Bush Administration would not ignore their plight the way the...

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Funny story: Shakira stage show banned

Shakira stage show banned

Colombian warbler Shakira has had to cancel her performance at the New Orleans Shitterdome.

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Funny story: What A Wonderful Woild

What A Wonderful Woild

Big Geno's Chop House on Bourbon Street New Orleans looks set to become a Mecca to Jazz fans from around the world.

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Funny story: Mark Burnett 2009 Survivor Bombshell...New Orleans

Mark Burnett 2009 Survivor Bombshell...New Orleans

(Baton Rouge--LA) It was a gathering of Hollywood's best with federal and state governments' not bad in the state capital of Louisiana as Mark Burnett announced that Survivor 2009 would be in New Orleans. Ray Nagin, Mayor of the hurricane rav...

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Funny story: F.E.M.A. Is Replacing Trailers With Apartments

F.E.M.A. Is Replacing Trailers With Apartments

Thursday, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (F.E.M.A.) chose to purchase several "inexpensive lodging facilities" to replace the out-dated trailers that have become home for Katrina survivors.

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