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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf. Dr. Doug...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time

Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time

To alleviate fears that Mitt Romney is out of touch with the American poor, staffers today fanned out around the country to deliver soundbites designed to show how much he really cares: Las Vegas - "Mitt really does care about the safety net. He h...

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Funny story: Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump

Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump

Donald Trump's endorsement of Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney came as some surprise, but it is understood from an inside source that MITM transferred a Swiss bank account to the multibillionaire businessman. In a short statement, he said, "Mitt is the...

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Funny story: Too many Superpacks cause slips of the tongue, admits Romney

Too many Superpacks cause slips of the tongue, admits Romney

Nevada: Mitt-in-the-mouth Romney blames the differing policies of his numerous Superpacks for confusing him, and that is why his public gaffs are being debated in all the media. There are billions of dollars being spent by groups of his friends to sh...

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Funny story: Reid Out - Nevada Gone

Reid Out - Nevada Gone

Senator Harry Reid announced today that if his state does not reelect him to the Senate, he will do everything in his power to outlaw gambling in Nevada. He stated further, "If Nancy loses her Speakers position, she is going to resign from the House,...

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Funny story: Reid Out - Nevada Gone

Reid Out - Nevada Gone

Senator Harry Reid announced today that if his state does not re-elect him to the Senate, he will do everything in his power to outlaw gambling in Nevada. He stated further, "If Nancy loses her Speakers position, she is going to resign from the House...

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Funny story: Gunfight Averted in Nevada

Gunfight Averted in Nevada

Armpit NV: The Tea Party Gang led by "Palin the Rogue" rode into town looking for trouble. She was packing a pair of 45s, guns that is, and the gang was spoiling for a fight! Sherriff Obama's Deputy "Sneaky Harry Reid" met the gang in front of...

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Funny story: Nevada Unemployment Plumments after Approval Given for Male Brothel!

Nevada Unemployment Plumments after Approval Given for Male Brothel!

Thousand of unemployed construction and casino workers are beating feet, and a trail, to Beatty, Nevada, after the way was cleared to start hiring male prostitutes at the 'Shady Lady Ranch." "We can't seem to handle the load," said Director of Hum...

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Funny story: Global Frenzy As Nevada Anthropologist Discovers Goat Girl

Global Frenzy As Nevada Anthropologist Discovers Goat Girl

Following the press release confirming that prominent Nevada anthropologist, Doctor Diane J Poor Phd, had discovered a 'Goat Girl' this Spoof Reporting team decamped immediately for the Nevada desert, with little or no idea where exactly we were head...

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Funny story: Fictional Town Is Real!

Fictional Town Is Real!

The town of Madness, Nevada had a awful surprise this week when the Sheriff logged on to Youtube. In the highlights section was madness combat 3 (it's quite good actually) which showed him in combat with an unknown terrorist and Jesus, in a cartoon f...

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Funny story: The Most Famous Hooker In Nevada Retires

The Most Famous Hooker In Nevada Retires

RENO, Nevada - One of Nevada's most famous prostitutes, Lolita de Libido, has just celebrated a combination birthday party and retirement party. Miss de Libido, 50, was given a surprise birthday party and retirement party by her co-workers, frien...

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Funny story: Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

Celine Dion will Destroy Mankind

'Singer' Celine Dion has made her most public threat yet. In a recorded video-taped message broadcast on Al Jazeera television, Dion - to a backing track of her excruciating song 'Think T...

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Funny story: Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

The lady, black man, and pretty boy, along with what other trash might still remain in the Democrat lineup, will be in Nevada today for the caucus there.

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Funny story: New Strategy: Clinton to Make Tears Part of Each Campaign Speech

New Strategy: Clinton to Make Tears Part of Each Campaign Speech

Nevada - Hillary Clinton fresh from her victory in New Hampshire where her watering eyes convinced thousands to support her, has vowed to make tears a part of her campaign. But will the strategy backfire in Nevada?...

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Funny story: Nevada Town Declares President Bush Disaster Area

Nevada Town Declares President Bush Disaster Area

A small town in Nevada ravaged by flooding has become the victim of the latest White House goof. Instead of receiving the assistance and funding that residence need to hold back the waters and rebuild after the storms, they are instead, apparently,...

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Funny story: OJ Simpson : I Just Axed Him if He Had My Damn Stuff

OJ Simpson : I Just Axed Him if He Had My Damn Stuff

Las Vegas, Nevada (IP) - Our reporter was able to get in to see O.J. for an exclusive interview and here is what he had to say.

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