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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela Tipped To Win Big Brother International Event

Nelson Mandela has been tipped to win the first ever international Big Brother event to be held in Las Vegas next week, where celebrities and high profile individuals will represent their home countries locked inside a house and isolated from the out...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell's Diamond Bath Plug

Naomi Campbell's Diamond Bath Plug

It has been revealed today that a diamond as big as a golf ball has been found inside the London home of Naomi Campbell. It is believed to have been used to decorate a bath plug in a top secret bathroom used only by Naomi and very honoured guests, li...

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela to play Morgan Freeman in new film

Nelson Mandela to play Morgan Freeman in new film

Long time prisoner Morgan Freeman has said he is delighted that penpal Nelson Mandela will play him in a new Spielberg blockbuster Hollywood film. Speaking from his maximum security prison cell Freeman said "I'm delighted" Morgan Freeman best kno...

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Funny story: Free Nelson Mandela, Free Pavlos Joseph!

Free Nelson Mandela, Free Pavlos Joseph!

Robben Island, South African World Cup: In a story reminiscent of the ''Smithy'' sketch performed by James Corden, in which the comedian tries to encourage the England players, Pavlos Joseph, 32, from Crystal Palace, south-east London, is staying at...

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Funny story: How Will Obama Foreward Mandela's Book

How Will Obama Foreward Mandela's Book

President Barak Obama is trying to gather some "down" time to concentrate on the words to use in the new Nelson Mandela's book release. The President has found some how found time to write the foreward to, soon to be released, Mandela's book. S...

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Funny story: World Cup cancelled as South Africa will be covered with Black Cloud of Volcanic Ash

World Cup cancelled as South Africa will be covered with Black Cloud of Volcanic Ash

The World Cup, could be cancelled as a result of the volcanic eruption in Iceland. The competition is not due to take place until June, but the Gigantic Volcanic Cloud of Dust, continues to grow as the Volcano in Iceland, shows no sign of stopping to...

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Funny story: BNP Elect New Leader

BNP Elect New Leader

The BNP today elected a new leader. Following the changes made to their membership Nick Griffin has been defeated in a secret ballot. The new leader, a Mr Nelson Mandela, is expected to make some policy changes. Griffin, a one time stunt double fo...

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Bites Off His Balls

Nelson Mandela Bites Off His Balls

(Defecated News) The Former President of South Africa was yesterday rushed into hospital after what doctors described as 'a self-inflicting injury ' Mr Mandela was found on his bathroom floor last night by his nephew Bernard. "He was lying on...

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Funny story: Great Britain To Be Renamed London

Great Britain To Be Renamed London

In a move welcomed by many, the government will vote today on the renaming of Great Britain. Possible suggestions on the list were Little America, America II and surprisingly New Birmingham, but yet again the capital centric government has seen sense...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Likens His Plight To Gandhi, Mandela, MLK

Blagojevich Likens His Plight To Gandhi, Mandela, MLK

Starting his new series of interviews under the guidance of Drew Peterson's public relations firm, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich sat down with The Today Show's Amy Robach to tell his side of the story. When speaking of his arrest on December 9...

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Funny story: "Free Peter Mandel-a-son" song rockets to No 1 in charts

"Free Peter Mandel-a-son" song rockets to No 1 in charts

The song which was responsible for the return of Peter Mandelson - "Free Peter Mandela Son" by Jerry Dammers and his Coventry-based group the 'Special AKA' - has shot to number one on both sides of a local record store in Hull. Originally titled "...

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Funny story: "Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

"Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

Johannesburg, South Africa - After charging up his "Iron Man' suit compete with the mystical Asgardian crystal on his chest, deep within the secret underground catacombs of a chicken coop on Bush's Texas ranch…Kbooom!* Suddenly, Dick Che...

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Funny story: Mugabe Joins Mandela And Stars At London Gig

Mugabe Joins Mandela And Stars At London Gig

Robert Mugabe joined Nelson Mandela at a concert in London's Hyde Park to celebrate ruining once-rich African countries...

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela tribute artist feted in London Clinton schmoozefest

Nelson Mandela tribute artist feted in London Clinton schmoozefest

London - (Fetid Mess): The South African con artist and Nelson Mandela lookalike who won Bill Clinton's highest accolade for continuous mass deception of Global Piss Process luminaries has arrived in London for a fated hubris-driven ego bingeout...

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Funny story: 90th birthday celebration concert could actually kill Nelson Mandela

90th birthday celebration concert could actually kill Nelson Mandela

Attendance at the Hyde Park concert in June to celebrate his 90th Birthday could actually be fatal for Nelson Mandela, it was revealed earlier today.

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Funny story: Mandela reaches 90 - puts it down to prison food

Mandela reaches 90 - puts it down to prison food

Convicted terrorist Nelson Mandela celebrates his 90th birthday this week and puts his good health down to spending 27 years in a state prison.

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Funny story: Nelson Mandela's charity 'took Bandar's arms money'

Nelson Mandela's charity 'took Bandar's arms money'

Johannesburg, South Africa - (Absolute Mess): A Nelson Mandela kids' charity received hundreds of thousands of pounds from a corrupt arms deal slush fund run by ex-Saudi amabssador to the USA Prince Bandar.

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